South Pacific Board

11 days ago

Lingang wrote:

dont jinx it lmao

Repeat the following incantation -

1️⃣3️⃣
Peacock Feathers 🪶
Upside down Horseshoes 🐎
Broken Mirrors 🪞
Macbeth! 👑
Om!

Dorig, Lingang, Noxious Air, A Down and Dusky Blonde, and 3 othersHolly United, Rivierenland, and Rongorongo

Densaner wrote:

Repeat the following incantation -

1️⃣3️⃣
Peacock Feathers 🪶
Upside down Horseshoes 🐎
Broken Mirrors 🪞
Macbeth! 👑
Om!

*chants the new mantra*

Densaner, Dorig, Noxious Air, Holly United, and 2 othersRivierenland, and Rongorongo

A Down and Dusky Blonde wrote:

*chants the new mantra*

That’s the spirit!

Mwhahahahahaha!

🧙

Dorig, Noxious Air, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, and 2 othersRivierenland, and Rongorongo

I got out my old book of Witchcraft and attempted to find a chant to prevent any more interference with NS. All I could find were a bunch of incantations to summon Satan. I got scared and put the book back on the shelf.

Please do not ask me why I have a book regarding witchcraft, thank you.

Densaner, Dorig, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, and 1 otherRivierenland

Noxious Air wrote:

Please do not ask me why I have a book regarding witchcraft, thank you.

BURN THE VVITCH!

Let the cleansing flame be the epitaph!

🔥

Dorig, Noxious Air, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, and 2 othersRivierenland, and Rongorongo

Edited

Densaner wrote:

BURN THE VVITCH!

🔥

I hope you don't mean me. I have never--NEVER--danced naked in the woods. However, my daughter did venture into the woods to witness a Wicken wedding. BUT! It was on a date and she didn't know her date was an incubus.

Densaner, Dorig, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, and 1 otherRivierenland

Noxious Air wrote:

However, my daughter did venture into the woods to witness a Wicken wedding. BUT! It was on a date and she didn't know her date was an incubus.

You're not exactly helping your case here, just sayin'.

🔥

Dorig, Noxious Air, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, and 1 otherRivierenland

9 days ago

Well, she didn't marry the incubus!

Densaner, Dorig, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, and 1 otherRivierenland

9 days ago

What are the three people that a girl shows her engagement ring to?

Her parents for their approval.
Her girlfriends for their envy.
Her jeweler for his appraisal.

Densaner, Dorig, Noxious Air, Holly United, and 1 otherRivierenland

Edited

What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper? Nope. An embarrassed zebra.

Now who wants to throw a rock at me?

Densaner, Dorig, Pyengyong-Edimburgh, A Down and Dusky Blonde, and 3 othersHolly United, Rivierenland, and Pezzaro

One bad post deserves another.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=CzP5Nu9S_Ag

Densaner, Holly United, and Rivierenland

The Kingdom of Rongorongo

Noxious Air wrote:

What's black and white and red all over?

What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick 🧱

Dorig, Noxious Air, Pyengyong-Edimburgh, A Down and Dusky Blonde, and 3 othersHolly United, Rivierenland, and Pezzaro

What's the stuff that today is a roof tile but yesterday was a brick?

Cell phones

Densaner, Dorig, Noxious Air, A Down and Dusky Blonde, and 2 othersHolly United, and Rivierenland

And for a truly retro sickie:

What's green, 40 feet long, and floats?

Moby Pickle

Densaner, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, and Rivierenland

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

To hide in Cherry trees

Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree/

See, it works!

Densaner, Lingang, Noxious Air, Holly United, and 1 otherRivierenland

What do you call a person who studies the colour blue?

A Cyantologist!

💙 🥁

Noxious Air, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Rivierenland, and 1 otherAmericatain

The Technically a News Reporter of A News Outlet

A Down and Dusky Blonde wrote:

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

Are you kidding? It's to hide in the M&M bag!

And going along with the colors, and I know I posed this question here before, What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley

Densaner, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, and Rivierenland

4 days ago

Noxious Air wrote:

What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper? Nope. An embarrassed zebra.

Now who wants to throw a rock at me?

I thought the answer was a badger in a blender.

Densaner, Noxious Air, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, and 2 othersRivierenland, and Rongorongo

The Kingdom of Rongorongo

4 days ago

A News Outlet wrote:

badger in a blender.

Hmm, badger juice, so delicious :P

Densaner, Noxious Air, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, and 2 othersRivierenland, and Americatain

2 days 12 hours ago

What is the punishment for grape?

The Electric Pear

Densaner, Dorig, Noxious Air, Holly United, and 2 othersRivierenland, and Rongorongo

1 day 6 hours ago

How do you catch a monkey?

Sit in a tree and make noises like a banana.

How do you catch an elephant?

Go into the jungle with an empty box of Crackerjacks, a pair of tweezers, and binoculars. When you see an elephant, look at him with the wrong side of the binoculars, pick him up with the tweezers, and put him in the box of Crackerjacks.

Densaner, Dorig, Holly United, and Rivierenland

1 day 5 hours ago

Why does a Duck have flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why does an Elephant have flat feet?

To stamp out flaming Ducks.

Densaner, Dorig, Holly United, Rivierenland, and 1 otherRongorongo