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Hopefully your troubles will ease up soon. In the mean time I am donating to your Go Fund me account.
We have both Lawyers and assassins available to assist you. :)
Thoughts Of The People
A:The Westphalian Post:"I believe this moment in Westphalian history is certainly interesting, as we are headed into the fall. One of our allies has fallen and disbanded, NWE seems to be doing its own thing, and publication has been delayed thanks to many of my reporters having been kidnapped by the infamous 'Yang Gang'. Overall, I believe we should focus more on ourselves and building back up our culture."
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The Weather
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A Political Awakening
Already, there is talk of perhaps more political parties on the way, with one example being the proposition of creating a 'Cheesecake Party', to which the Emperor Nuer-texias would be welcome to join, according to the nation Wandering Wallabies on discord. Whether this will prove to truly be a revolutionary moment in recent Westphalian history is yet to be seen. This is The westphalian post, out.
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The Emperor, Missing?
This is not the first instance of a missing person's case in Westfalen Westphalia. For example, most of the staff being kidnapped last week, reportedly by the 'Yang Gang', which has delayed our reporting on the region for quite a while. Then there's the case of Eclandia, a former member of The Council Of Elders, who after missing for a month finally showed up last weekend deceased, lacking 4 fingers, as well as a head. Nobody knows if the 'Yang Gang' was behind this tragedy or not, though they are a suspect. Is it possible even, that our very own Emperor Nuer-texias has been kidnapped, too? Will he reply to our messages?? Will Flame1 be the next Goku?
Unfortunately, we can only speculate, and pray for those lost to return to us. This is The westphalian post, out.
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Rest In Peace
Unfortunately, because the region's discord was deleted, The westphalian post was unable to find a direct quote announcing the decision. In response to this news, many regions, including Westfalen Westphalia offered refuge to citizens of The Republican Antilles, who will inevitably be kicked our before the region itself shuts down. This is The Westphalian Post, out.
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To New Web Forums, And Beyond
"Greetings. Let me introduce you to the new off-site RMB: https://westfalenwestphalia.freeforums.net/" -Wandering Wallabies 09/15/2019
According to its creators, the forum's purpose is to serve as a platform for information concerning Westfalen Westphalia. If things go according to plan, newcomers as well as current residents will be able to regularly use the site, and access sections relating to our region, helping promote what makes Westfalen Westphalia great. As of now, the site is up and running, Aside from the occasional update, the forum has largely worked upon, and has been made ready for public consumption. This is The westphalian post, out.
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Question Of The Day
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Well they aren't the richest, but my poor are pretty well off. :)
I seem to be falling short in the cheese production sector.
Wonder if head cheese would count? :)
Nothing to say today.
My folks are all too drugged to think. :)
Top 10 but not the top 5.
After eating the onions, we wouldn't need weapons to defeat the Communists.
We will only need to exhale. :)
Well. That sure could come in handy. I'll have to think about what will look worse in an election: stinky Bettisian onion breath or mystery communists blocking trade.
Bettisia and Madrocea
Our adjustments to our shipping routes have proven an effective alternative to the border territories, but much of the border's been liberated at this point. However, that status is always in flux. It's best to just use the shipping lanes to trade with Free Madrocea. That whole province is a mess right now.
Where do you think your subs came from?
You might want to send your Dept of War one of my catalogs and allow Bettisia to remain neutral.
Good night Krogon.
May you rise again soon.
Ah yes. the ZF-1. A best seller.
It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier.
It's official. The votes have been tallied.
AND...
Bettisia is the LARGEST manufacturing Sector in Atlantis.
Want to guess what we build?
Yep. Arms and Armored vehicles.
Call now for your War and Christmas catalog.
Your Defense Department will thank you for it.
And as always:
Buy now and buy often.
And we thank you for your support.
Anyone want to bet on who has the largest Gambling industry in Atlantis?
I'll take that bet (and any others). :)
Bettisia has the largest gambling industry.
So now you can play the slots while you wait for your arms order to be filled.
Children can learn to count (at least to 21) playing Black jack. So see we are an educational destination as well. :)
Come for the weapons stay for the poker.
We bet you will have a fun time.
Visit now. And visit often.
And as always we thank you for your support.
Well I know all of Atlantis will be surprised to find that Madrocea and I are the two LEAST likely to send any type of foreign aid to others.
Now, that being said, we will happily take any funds you wish to send US!!! :)
I spend a lot on foreign aid; especially in supporting the luxury goods export industry.
Bettisia and Madrocea
[ooc: Z day is coming, I propose we go full zombie again this year. Unleash the hordes!]
Bettisia and Madrocea
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