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to all of the folk who usually participate in Quelsh's polls, you are more than welcome to nuke Glengo as well, as you can see they are clearly an avengers-level threat

The grand empire of andor

You know, I think I understand why Isekai and other “transported to another world” type fiction has become so popular; every passing day makes me wish more and more I could be transported to another world

The grand empire of andor

The grand empire of andor wrote:You know, I think I understand why Isekai and other “transported to another world” type fiction has become so popular; every passing day makes me wish more and more I could be transported to another world

Although I guess that’s the reason for any other kind of escapist fiction, to try to get away from the realities of the world

The grand empire of andor

I also tried whiskey for the first time. It kind of tasted like I was pouring something burning down my throat, but the aftertaste wasn’t bad. Even though I didn’t like the taste, for some reason I felt like having more.

Overall, not bad

Brusseldorf wrote:to all of the folk who usually participate in Quelsh's polls, you are more than welcome to nuke Glengo as well, as you can see they are clearly an avengers-level threat

I am thinking about this and now I am wondering what the other threat levels are
is there some sort of linear threat progression like greg->local police->national military->the avengers->glengo sea monster?
or is it more complicated than that with a lot of political and economic brainthinking behind the scenes to determine the most efficient/desirable solution?

The grand empire of andor wrote:Although I guess that’s the reason for any other kind of escapist fiction, to try to get away from the realities of the world

and into a fantasy world that is more dismal and depressing than the real world half of the time

unless you live in quelsh since I do not think it gets worse than that

The grand empire of andor wrote:every passing day makes me wish more and more I could be transported to another world

you see, the secret to my optimism is that my happy place is a country that physically exists and I could go there if I wanted/capitalism'd for it/wasn't stuck in a sickly piss zone

but you could also, y'know, develop a fictitious nation, landscape, and global political climate continually for 5 years

except ground it in partial reality, so in the present day there the pandemic is exponentially worse because Wuhan is a subsection of a giant war zone and the lovely and sweet question of letting potentially sick refugees into your country or keeping them out despite them having nothing to return to is on the table constantly

The grand empire of andor wrote:I also tried whiskey for the first time.

you see, the secret to my soft boi masculinity is that all my drinks should actually be palatable. I had wine once and it was just bitter-old-grape-taste/smell and I can't. I also slept through the 21st so I don't need help falling asleep in that way

Quelsh wrote:greg->local police->national military->the avengers->glengo sea monster?

the greatest of threats is the kind that openly proclaims online that they have "soft boi masculinity" so they can earn your trust/pity/disgust and then attack when least expected.
when they say "honestly this conspiracy that i'm an incredibly dangerous force doesn't fit with any of 'this' at all i don't have a military" it's just proof of how far it's gone

Despite not knowing what excuse I would use to start a twitter or tumblr account, I seem to speak their language near constantly on rmb and I am deeply sorry and also baffled

oh yeah the nation of Glengo is also not me so i've been NationStatesing it wrong since 2016

Post self-deleted by Toxteth.

The grand empire of andor wrote:I also tried whiskey for the first time. It kind of tasted like I was pouring something burning down my throat, but the aftertaste wasn’t bad. Even though I didn’t like the taste, for some reason I felt like having more.

Overall, not bad

Personally I enjoy that little 'bite' when you first drink whiskey. What whiskey was it? On a sidenote, today marks 8 years since I moved to Australia.

The grand empire of andor

Toxteth wrote:Personally I enjoy that little 'bite' when you first drink whiskey. What whiskey was it? On a sidenote, today marks 8 years since I moved to Australia.

It was Seagram's Seven Crown. I had some neat and also some with water. It's suppose to go well with 7-Up or soda so maybe I'll try that next time. My family actually has a bit of a liquor collection, which is funny since no one in my family really drinks (except for maybe my uncle). A lot of it is foreign stuff, from my Grandpa picking them up as souvenirs or receiving them as gifts during his time in the navy (Canadian Whisky, Irish whiskey, Communist-era Romanian vodka that I don't think has ever been opened, and a few bottles of different German, Spanish, and French liquor).

Also, congrats on the anniversary!

The grand empire of andor wrote:It was Seagram's Seven Crown. I had some neat and also some with water. It's suppose to go well with 7-Up or soda so maybe I'll try that next time. My family actually has a bit of a liquor collection, which is funny since no one in my family really drinks (except for maybe my uncle). A lot of it is foreign stuff, from my Grandpa picking them up as souvenirs or receiving them as gifts during his time in the navy (Canadian Whisky, Irish whiskey, Communist-era Romanian vodka that I don't think has ever been opened, and a few bottles of different German, Spanish, and French liquor).

Also, congrats on the anniversary!

I probably drink too much alcohol, but I'm a 20 year old australian, so what else am I going to do lmao

The grand empire of andor wrote:It was Seagram's Seven Crown. I had some neat and also some with water. It's suppose to go well with 7-Up or soda so maybe I'll try that next time. My family actually has a bit of a liquor collection, which is funny since no one in my family really drinks (except for maybe my uncle). A lot of it is foreign stuff, from my Grandpa picking them up as souvenirs or receiving them as gifts during his time in the navy (Canadian Whisky, Irish whiskey, Communist-era Romanian vodka that I don't think has ever been opened, and a few bottles of different German, Spanish, and French liquor).

Also, congrats on the anniversary!

I have never heard of that whiskey, I'll have to look it up later, I knew a guy the same way from one of my plays, says he got drunk once in his 20's and hated it, in his 60's now with a big collection of wine and whiskey but never drank it. Also, thank you.

The Eastern Antarctic State wrote:I probably drink too much alcohol, but I'm a 20 year old australian, so what else am I going to do lmao

Under those circumstances there is no such thing as "too much" alcohol.

Andermor Day approaches

Quelsh wrote:Andermor Day approaches

Uh oh what’s that mean

Quelsh wrote:Andermor Day approaches

I think you mean Glengo Day

also i love you all very much and today the president suggested that the election would go smoother if there were no ballots
my only weapons are a flag of california, a learner driver's permit, and a sushi knife wish me luck

Andermor wrote:Uh oh what’s that mean

in approximately seventy-two hours Operation Andermor will be launched

Glengo Island wrote:I think you mean Glengo Day

Glengo is the target

yes okay very nice

Brusseldorf wrote:yes okay very nice

where do the protests end and bowls of brussels sprouts begin???

oh Violet he put the war flag on

N-Day poll

I am assuming everyone here is familiar with the mechanics but just in case:

OVERVIEW

N-Day is an opportunity for nations to come together and exchange nuclear weapons in a fiery Armageddon of mutually assured destruction.

To Participate

  1. Once registration opens, you can create or join a Faction. Nations outside a Faction can't attack or be attacked. You can join a Faction when you're ready and leave when you're not (to stay safe).

  2. When the event begins, nations will be assigned a random Specialty and begin to accumulate Production. You will now be able to spend Production, fire nukes and deploy shields.

  3. Watch your nation automatically generate Production at a rate of 1 every 2 minutes. Use it to build Nukes and Shield.

  4. Launch Nukes at other nations and use Shield to shoot down Nukes that are launched at you.

Tactics

The simplest way to play N-Day is to join whichever Faction seems most fun and start targeting Nukes at its enemies while shooting down anything incoming. Your Faction page's icon bar shows everything you need to know, including who's targeting anyone in your Faction, and who your fellow Faction members are targeting.

Attacking: Step by Step

  1. On your Production screen, spend some of your Production to build Nukes. These go into your Stockpile.

  2. On another nation's Nuke page, click/tap the TARGET button and select the number of Nukes to use.

  3. Once Targeted, it takes 10 minutes for your Nukes to reach a READY state (3 for Intel Specialists). Note that your Targeted page is public: All nations can see who is targeting whom.

  4. When your Targeted Nukes are ready, click/tap LAUNCH.

  5. Your Nukes are now categorized as Launches for you and Incoming for your target. Launched Nukes take 3-5 minutes to reach their target. When they do, they earn Strikes for you and inflict Radiation on the target, which reduces their rate of Production. This also earns Score for your Faction and reduces the enemy Faction's Score.

Defending: Step by Step

  1. On the Production screen, spend Production to build Shield.

  2. Find Launched Nukes to destroy. Your top priority is any Incoming Nukes launched at you. Secondarily, you may wish to target Incoming Nukes on anyone in your Faction (see your Faction's Incoming page), and also keep an eye on Targeted Nukes that may threaten you or your Faction in the near future.

  3. Click/tap DESTROY to deploy 1 Shield per Nuke.

Strategy

Strategically, it may be wise to avoid attacks on nations or Factions until you are confident of obliterating them, since this eliminates the possibility of counter-attack. Smaller-scale attacks, which damage but don't destroy an enemy, can lead to an escalating series of grudge-related nuclear exchanges.

On the other hand, targeting an enemy can be an effective warning. And it takes Nukes 10 minutes to be ready to launch, so you can't leave it too late.

Scoring

Each Nuke that reaches a target causes Radiation damage, which reduces the target's rate of Production generation and counts as a Strike for the attacker.

A Faction's Score is Strikes minus Radiation.

Duration

N-Day lasts for 24 hours, after which point, an Arms Control Agreement means that no Nukes can be launched. (In-flight nukes can still land, however.)

The "winner" is the Faction with the highest score; if, that is, nuclear war can be said to have a winner. Which we say it can. It's the Faction with the highest score.

FACTIONS

Once registration opens, Factions can be founded by a Regional Officer of any region. Any and all Regional Officers of that region can update the Faction's official text to issue instructions to Faction members.

Factions can be made open to all members, or restricted to the region's members only.

You can leave your Faction, which is a good way to stay safe if you're signing off for the night. However, you can only do this if you're not engaged with the enemy! That means:

  • You must not have any nukes targeted or launched at another nation; and

  • No nukes can be targeted or incoming on you.

Note that in practice, this can make it challenging to leave a Faction, since you may be frequently targeted.

While outside a Faction, you cannot be targeted, and do not generate any Production.

Before joining, it's worth making sure a Faction isn't currently under mass bombardment.

SPECIALTIES

Nations are randomly assigned a specialty.

Military Specialists build Nukes faster: They receive 50% more Nukes when converting Production.

Strategic Specialists build Shield faster: They receive 50% more Shield when converting Production.

Economic Specialists can accumulate more Production: Their production cap is four times larger than the other specialties.

Intel Specialists can finalize targets faster: Their targetted nukes reach READY in 3 minutes instead of 10. They have no Production advantages.

Cost of Nukes/Shield in Production Points

Military Specialist

Strategic Specialist

Economic Specialist

Intel Specialist

1 Nuke

0.67

1

1

1

1 Shield

2

1.33

2

2

PRODUCTION
Non-WA nations automatically generate Production at a rate of 1 Production per 2 minutes, up to a maximum of 50 (200 for Econ Specialists).
WA nations automatically generate Production at a rate of 10 Production per 2 minutes, up to a maximum of 150 (600 for Econ Specialists).

Production can be spent on Nukes or Shield.

WA NATIONS
World Assembly members will accumulate Production 10x faster than non-WA members, and have their Production limits increased by 3x.
It is allowed to switch WA membership to receive this benefit for different nations, but (as per regular site rules) you are only allowed to have one nation in the WA at a time.
Keep in mind that if your Production is over the non-WA limit when you resign membership on a nation, the Production on that nation will decrease down to the limit (i.e. if you resign with 75 Production on a non-Econ nation, the Production will drop to 50).

We ask that you refrain from switching WA for N-Day purposes more than once every two minutes. You will not be punished for this, but it is against the spirit of this change to the event mechanics.

NUKES

Nukes are purchased with Production, kept in stockpile until ready, then targeted and launched at an enemy nation.

Launched Nukes take 3-5 minutes to reach their target. While in-flight, they can be shot down by any nation using Shield. If they're not, each Nuke generates 1% of Radiation in the target and earns 1 Strike for the attacker.

SHIELD

Shield can be used to knock out Launched Nukes. You can shoot down any in-flight Nukes regardless of who they are aimed at.

Locate in-flight Nukes under Launches or Incoming, and use the DESTROY button to eliminate them at a rate of 1 Shield per Nuke.

It is possible to waste Shield if multiple nations deploy Shield simultaneously to knock out the same Nukes.

TARGETING

Target a nation by viewing their Nuke page and clicking/tapping TARGET. You may then select how many Nukes to target from your Stockpile.

It takes a short time for a Targeted Nuke to reach a READY state, after which it may be launched. This is normally 10 minutes, but Intel Specialists are faster, finalizing targets in only 3 minutes.

If not launched after 1 hour, Targeted Nukes automatically return to your Stockpile.

RADIATION

Radiation is generated in a nation when it is struck by a Nuke.

Radiation proportionately reduces a nation's Production generation rate. For example, 20% Radiation reduces Production generation by 20%.

When a nation is 100% Radiated, it is destroyed and no longer able to launch any Nukes nor use any Shield.

Radiation is irreversible.

You can leave a Faction when irradiated, but this does not affect your Faction's score.

SCORE

A Faction's score measures strikes and radiation that occurred while those nations were a member. It is unaffected by nations joining or leaving the Faction.

GLOSSARY

Term

Explanation

Production

Used to buy Nukes and Shield. Automatically generated by all non-destroyed nations in a Faction.

Nuke

Unholy instrument of death and destruction.

Stockpiled Nuke

A Nuke that has been purchased with Production and is sitting idle, awaiting a target.

Targeted Nuke

A Nuke that has been targeted at a nation. A targeted Nuke takes 10 minutes to achieve a READY state, after which it may be launched.

Launched/Incoming/In-Flight Nuke

A Nuke that has been launched at a nation and is currently chewing up 3-5 minutes of in-flight time.

Shield

A unit of defensive technology. Possibly involves lasers or satellites or something.

Strike

A record of how many Nukes have successfully landed on targets.

Radiation

A record of how many Nukes have struck the nation. Reduces Production generation.

Faction

A group of nations sharing a common interest in survival and/or bloodlust.

Score

Strikes minus Radiation.

Read dispatch

I shall put my war flag on as well then

Andermor wrote:I shall put my war flag on as well then

I'm gonna
I'm gonna do it

I'm gonna throw brussel sprouts in your general direction

We always do well at the zombie one but get nuked pretty hard iirc

Brusseldorf wrote:We always do well at the zombie one but get nuked pretty hard iirc

I think it is because nukes are more about regions slaughtering each other while zombies are more about a region working together; since Australialia is... relatively unified we can decide on a course of action and carry it out, but we are small compared to the megafeeder-uberalliances that take over on Andermor Day

also A-Day requires more NS dedication I think since the event is shorter (if I remember this right) and if you leave for ten minutes zombies might get somewhat worse for Zombie Time but you could be nuked into oblivion for A-Day

Quelsh wrote:I think it is because nukes are more about regions slaughtering each other while zombies are more about a region working together; since Australialia is... relatively unified we can decide on a course of action and carry it out, but we are small compared to the megafeeder-uberalliances that take over on Andermor Day

also A-Day requires more NS dedication I think since the event is shorter (if I remember this right) and if you leave for ten minutes zombies might get somewhat worse for Zombie Time but you could be nuked into oblivion for A-Day

I would nuke all of you heretics if it were an option. or feed you to the daemons you've spawned and dubbed "zombies" if such were to happen.

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