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Won Lillegoyercus wrote:"I'll check." Lilly vanishes with a pop before reappearing seconds later. "Seems unoccupied."

"Lovely! I'll take it. I'd like to go back to the old arrangement and pay in 30-day increments, if you don't mind."

Almira wrote:*Almira walks through carrying an open box, Trips and falls into the box, and strangely keeps falling deeper into the box until his body completely disappears.* 30 minutes later you hear the sound of something crashing outside the inn you see Almira landed face first into to the pathway outside.*

"Are... Are you alright?"

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- Raise the stakes with ♠♥Sands Hold'em♦♣

United island states of southeast asia

MentosLand

MentosLand is being invaded, send help!

I must protest this poll. There is no option to make all surfaces my favorite color! I think you underestimate how much I love it. (And my lack of interior decoration skills.)

Proudly presenting the 2020 Royal Ass Cote!

👑

The Fourth Annual
Royal Ass Côte Races

Tuesday 16th to Saturday 20th June 2020

Where the Wild Things Are

Maurice Sendup, King of All Wild Things, is proud to host the fourth annual Royal Ass Côte Races.

Named after the wild donkeys that run free along its diamond sands, the Ass Côte is home to some of Where the Wild Things Are's most spectacular scenery.

Encouraged with carrots, wild donkeys dash across the sands, competing to be crowned ‘Royal Ass of the Year’.

Sponsor a Donkey

Until the 16th June, a limited number of nations may sponsor a donkey on a first-come, first-served basis. The sponsors may choose a name for their donkey, which will be painlessly tattooed on the animal. Want-to-be sponsors should telegram All Wild Things with the name that they would like tattooed on their ass.

Back Up Your Ass

From Tuesday 16th to Saturday 20th June, all nations are invited to Where the Wild Things Are to cheer for their favourite donkey via our open-to-all poll. The donkey with the most support will be crowned ‘Royal Ass of the Year’.

Players may use puppets to vote for more than one donkey, but it is prohibited to use puppets to vote more than once for the same donkey. Any idiot can stuff a poll using puppets. The challenge here is to convince as many real people as possible to support your donkey.

The sponsor funds raised will go to preserving the pristine Ass Côte for perpetuity as a nature reserve.


Watch the Live Action!

Read the 2020 commentary


Eighty-five nations supported Royal Ass Côte 2019

Read the 2019 commentary

View the 2019 results.


One hundred and eighty-eight nations supported Royal Ass Côte 2018

Read the 2018 commentary

View the 2018 results.


Ninety-nine nations supported Royal Ass Côte 2017

Watch the 2017 Linkopening ceremony

Read the 2017 commentary

View the 2017 results


Sponsors so far:

Donkey Name

Nation

Distance ran (furlongs)

Dat Ass

Feoras

-

Earthbound

Finmany

-

Grand Galleass

Jehovahs witness

-

Kamehameha

ScotlandSerenity

-

Maksim the Moscow Mule

Drunkndisorderly

-

Mother of the Mojave

Hermes Express 123

-

Okey Donkey

Mathuvan Union

-

Omega

The red society

-

Salad Ass

Caduceo

-

The Wild Behind

New bergslagen

-

Read dispatch

Please, if you would like to be a sponsor, get in touch, and we'll introduce you to your own ass.

Eris Discordia wrote:I must protest this poll. There is no option to make all surfaces my favorite color! I think you underestimate how much I love it. (And my lack of interior decoration skills.)

My initial question was actually simply to ask "What do you like more? The ceiling or the floor?" But thought there were some holes in that question. Seeing how the result is like for this poll, I should had asked if the colour should apply on 1) two walls facing towards each other, 2) two walls facing against each other or 3) only on the ceiling and the floor.

Well, perhaps you might be able to dig up the hidden paint bucket in the corner of the room :)

All Wild Things wrote:Proudly presenting the 2020 Royal Ass Cote!

I'm expecting good things out of Moscow! Both Moscow's Maksim and Wild B'hind are giving me a good ass vibe.

The fields of asphodel and All Wild Things

> 5 hours ago: The Empire of CLICK-HERE of the region Click Here proposed constructing embassies.
Not gonna lie, that's a genius name for a region and nation.

Founder thoth wrote:Hey!

Heyo Thoth! Welcome back

Thanks for having me again!

Founder thoth wrote:Thanks for having me again!

Don't mention it! ^^ Just glad to see you around. How's your summer been going so far?

Almira and Founder thoth

The ambassadors reception

The Embassy

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Hello! I see our embassy has completed! How’re things?

Niviv wrote:Hello! I see our embassy has completed! How’re things?

Hey Niviv! Things are hanging around well and simple. Really happy that embassies got established

Almira and Niviv

Duxverdale wrote:Hey Niviv! Things are hanging around well and simple. Really happy that embassies got established

Same. I’ve been inactive for a while and figured I’d make a return

Rereading old dispatches is like finding a lost toy. Been so long since I read an old entry I wrote.

Upright Tower-High
Rival Currency Recieved
Welcomes Duxverdale
Read factbook


I actually quite like this haiku I wrote from 5 years ago.

New Poll in Gypsy Lands: Favorite TV Comedy.

Sometimes I wonder how other regions discover us when embassies are proposed. Like, did they have previous connections within Avadam Inn, found us as an embassy of some allied region, or through a poll set eligible to all nations?

Duxverdale wrote:Sometimes I wonder how other regions discover us when embassies are proposed. Like, did they have previous connections within Avadam Inn, found us as an embassy of some allied region, or through a poll set eligible to all nations?

Same here at this point we are a quiet region and not really spreading our name that far.

Welp, been so busy I accidentally Ceased to exist welp that was a thing...

Serious Cat, Duxverdale, and The fields of asphodel

The fields of asphodel

Almira wrote:Welp, been so busy I accidentally Ceased to exist welp that was a thing...

Glad to have you back!

Almira wrote:Welp, been so busy I accidentally Ceased to exist welp that was a thing...

Dw I gotchu w/ that endorsement. Wb!

Almira and The fields of asphodel

The fields of asphodel wrote:Glad to have you back!

Duxverdale wrote:Dw I gotchu w/ that endorsement. Wb!

Always glad to be back, should have remembered to put myself into vacation mode, but working 12 hour shifts does not do your memory any good.

Serious Cat, Duxverdale, and The fields of asphodel

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