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They already got it proposed.

Clanktopolis

Denviri

I like how you guys are all some sort of democracy, i believe, and then there's just Denviri, Corrupt Dictatorship. 'Cept Rapture

Clanktopolis

Welp, i'm delegate now. This was unintentional

Clanktopolis

Well such is life ...
*piles a huge amount of paper work onto your desk*

Clanktopolis

Not the bureaucracy!

Clanktopolis

Congrats~

Day 19 of being delegate.
The paperwork has come alive
It's searching for me. It's going to try to kill me

Clanktopolis

this is why fire.

Clanktopolis

Sounds like a bureaucrat lesson from Hermes's and I shall quote him, "I have smoked a lot of paperwork"
The solution seems to be smoking it, granted this is likely bad for your health, I recommend recycling that paper. Got to protect the planet.
https://youtu.be/t_ZaKxGzTWQ This seems to be the perfect solution however...

Clanktopolis, The Morning Paragon Sun, and Denviri

Day 39. I finally managed to kill the paperwork-beast. I'm not sure why there was a flamethrower under the carpet, but it was there and I used it

Clanktopolis

Day 40, the region seems to have burnt down. Rebuilding is underway however it is very slow and paperwork keeps appearing ...

Clanktopolis, Dragonpitopia, and Denviri

Day 40.5, Rebuilding has sped up a lot since we started using paperwork to build with, Denviri still needs to do it but at least the to do list can be considered a useful building.

Denviri

Day 41: Specially trained paperwork kill teams have been deployed.
2 hours later: End of the Paper War has been declared a national holiday. Nation switches to electronic information storage

Clanktopolis

Denviri wrote:Day 41: Specially trained paperwork kill teams have been deployed.
2 hours later: End of the Paper War has been declared a national holiday. Nation switches to electronic information storage

Stop burning down the buildings!
*shoves so much paperwork on your desk it collapses and falls through the floor*
Anyway paper trails are important so you can't go electronic with it all >.>

*bleps in the corner*

Denviri

Xiashu wrote:Stop burning down the buildings!
*shoves so much paperwork on your desk it collapses and falls through the floor*
Anyway paper trails are important so you can't go electronic with it all >.>

actually they're using shredders, and we did indeed fully switch to electronics

Clanktopolis

Denviri wrote:actually they're using shredders, and we did indeed fully switch to electronics

Sorry White Obelisk is all about paper and electronic versions. *Stamps paperwork and hands it to you*
I am gonna need you to fill out form 6492 Alpha C, all 449 pages of it. Please have it on my desk by the end of the week.
*starts getting to work on having you do more paperwork*

Clanktopolis

I guess this is the part where i give the order to arm the WMDS

Didn't we used to have more people?

Clanktopolis

We did, but then they died, i believe

Farwood wrote:Didn't we used to have more people?

Clanktopolis

Denviri it seems you didn't do your paperwork. While I still need form 6492 Alpha C this also means I will need 6492 Alpha D (68 pages worth) and for good measure form 972 D 6 12 (247 pages worth).
While we are at it please also fill out the forms 9442D through 9442F and 12 A 4966. Naturally with those you will also need to fill out a D20 4 F form. Naturally that group totals around 42,000 pages so you might want to get to work :p

Clanktopolis

Begins military maneuvers. I'm going to be having none of that But seriously, never forget the paper wars

*works on aggression nullification gases*
Now now you must be willing to do your job as the paperwork slave- I mean the delegate

I am tempted to use the suppress button. I have the power to

Clanktopolis

Denviri wrote:I am tempted to use the suppress button. I have the power to

That would be abuse of power and also would it really be a good idea to drive someone away from this region when it is already in a semi dead state?

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