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be me
be still awake at 1 am even though you have stuff to do in the morning
be freaking out about the random house noises you keep hearing
be sad and tired
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1. It was 1 A.M. and my brain wasn't functioning
2. How dare you
3. From who?
“You know the real problem is how fast Flashy_G was able to spread chaos,” observes your Minister of Memetic Warfare, carefully replacing the ink cartridge in her fountain pen. “These little online social media apps can reach hundreds of thousands of people in seconds. That’s faster than the police can act or we can counter it. This could escalate from pesky teens spreading pests, to actual mobs destroying our government. On the other hand, if we can control the flow of information, then we can control the country. My people can secretly take control of the social media sites and track down this troublemaker and any others who emerge. Then, rather than silence them, we can adjust their activities to suit our needs.”
I have entered into the meme mafia.
An undergraduate medical statistician has stumbled across a weird occurrence: three of the five actors involved in a theatrical piece called The Queen in Yellow, as well as over ten percent of the members of the opening night audience, have since received diagnoses of various psychiatric illnesses. The media have picked up on this, labelling it “the play that sends you mad”, and predictably ticket sales are now skyrocketing.
The Debate
“I, uh...” stutters Cassilda, a former actress in the play, dismissed for ‘creative differences’. “I, uh, cth... think you fh... should stop the sh... show. My dreams haven’t been right since I was in the pl... play. The strange m-moon, the sh-shadows lengthen...”
Accept
“Selective reporting!” shouts mathematics professor Camilla Whateley. “It’s like when they claimed that fighter jet pilots were having more female children, all over again. You need to learn how selection bias and basic statistics work. More to the point, the nation needs to learn how these things work. I’d suggest making stats a compulsory part of a properly funded core school curriculum. 85.7% of the seven statisticians I surveyed agree this is a good idea. The other guy, he’s just an annoying smelly little...”
Accept
“But...” interjects an excitable stranger with a queer narrow head, a flat nose and bulgy, starry eyes. “But this is the most important theatrical production since Shoggoth on the Roof! Please accept these free tickets from us devoted fans, then personally endorse this wonderful play.”
Accept
This entire thing is a reference to HP Lovecraft and authors like him.
tfw you ban circumcision in your jewish ethnostate just to have more control over people
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:ClrHome
:1→X:1→Y
:DelVar [B]{8,16→dim([B]
:6→[B](randInt(2,7),15
:6→[B](randInt(2,7),14
:For(A,1,8
:6→[B](A,randInt(2,15
:End
:1→[B](4,16
:Output(Y,X,">
:Output(4,16,"*
:Repeat [B](Y,X
:Repeat Ans
:getKey→G
:End
:Output(Y,X," // 1 space
:X-(G=24 and X>1)+(G=26 and X<16→X
:Y-(G=25 and Y>1)+(G=34 and Y<8→Y
:Output(Y,X,">
:End
:ClrHome
:"YOU "+sub("WIN!!LOSE!",[B](Y,X),5
thats minesweeper if yall wanna play
America is gay
The only straight country is The Vatican City, cause they have Jesus.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases
see "Gay priests and homosexuality"
It happened a few times, I don't understand why everyone still talks about it. The gay pedos are gone, there is no more left.