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be me
be still awake at 1 am even though you have stuff to do in the morning
be freaking out about the random house noises you keep hearing
be sad and tired
/////coffee time\\\\\

Armans wrote:be me
be still awake at 1 am even though you have stuff to do in the morning
be freaking out about the random house noises you keep hearing
be sad and tired
/////coffee time\\\\\

1. Why are you using the greentext format.
2. Coffee is for cowards who don't just fall asleep.
3. Free Hong Hong.

Armans and Squerberlistan

Ilsturian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.

I don't see the problem here.

Armans

Ilstur wrote:1. Why are you using the greentext format.
2. Coffee is for cowards who don't just fall asleep.
3. Free Hong Hong.

1. It was 1 A.M. and my brain wasn't functioning
2. How dare you
3. From who?

FREE HONG KONG FROM CHINESE OPPRESSION!!!

INDEPENDANT HONG KONG!!!

(also Tibet and Uyghur)

Armans

“You know the real problem is how fast Flashy_G was able to spread chaos,” observes your Minister of Memetic Warfare, carefully replacing the ink cartridge in her fountain pen. “These little online social media apps can reach hundreds of thousands of people in seconds. That’s faster than the police can act or we can counter it. This could escalate from pesky teens spreading pests, to actual mobs destroying our government. On the other hand, if we can control the flow of information, then we can control the country. My people can secretly take control of the social media sites and track down this troublemaker and any others who emerge. Then, rather than silence them, we can adjust their activities to suit our needs.”

I have entered into the meme mafia.

Armans

An undergraduate medical statistician has stumbled across a weird occurrence: three of the five actors involved in a theatrical piece called The Queen in Yellow, as well as over ten percent of the members of the opening night audience, have since received diagnoses of various psychiatric illnesses. The media have picked up on this, labelling it “the play that sends you mad”, and predictably ticket sales are now skyrocketing.

The Debate
“I, uh...” stutters Cassilda, a former actress in the play, dismissed for ‘creative differences’. “I, uh, cth... think you fh... should stop the sh... show. My dreams haven’t been right since I was in the pl... play. The strange m-moon, the sh-shadows lengthen...”

Accept

“Selective reporting!” shouts mathematics professor Camilla Whateley. “It’s like when they claimed that fighter jet pilots were having more female children, all over again. You need to learn how selection bias and basic statistics work. More to the point, the nation needs to learn how these things work. I’d suggest making stats a compulsory part of a properly funded core school curriculum. 85.7% of the seven statisticians I surveyed agree this is a good idea. The other guy, he’s just an annoying smelly little...”

Accept

“But...” interjects an excitable stranger with a queer narrow head, a flat nose and bulgy, starry eyes. “But this is the most important theatrical production since Shoggoth on the Roof! Please accept these free tickets from us devoted fans, then personally endorse this wonderful play.”

Accept

This entire thing is a reference to HP Lovecraft and authors like him.

Armans

Imperial israeli states

Ilstur wrote:An undergraduate medical statistician has stumbled across a weird occurrence: three of the five actors involved in a theatrical piece called The Queen in Yellow, as well as over ten percent of the members of the opening night audience, have since received diagnoses of various psychiatric illnesses. The media have picked up on this, labelling it “the play that sends you mad”, and predictably ticket sales are now skyrocketing.

The Debate
“I, uh...” stutters Cassilda, a former actress in the play, dismissed for ‘creative differences’. “I, uh, cth... think you fh... should stop the sh... show. My dreams haven’t been right since I was in the pl... play. The strange m-moon, the sh-shadows lengthen...”

Accept

“Selective reporting!” shouts mathematics professor Camilla Whateley. “It’s like when they claimed that fighter jet pilots were having more female children, all over again. You need to learn how selection bias and basic statistics work. More to the point, the nation needs to learn how these things work. I’d suggest making stats a compulsory part of a properly funded core school curriculum. 85.7% of the seven statisticians I surveyed agree this is a good idea. The other guy, he’s just an annoying smelly little...”

Accept

“But...” interjects an excitable stranger with a queer narrow head, a flat nose and bulgy, starry eyes. “But this is the most important theatrical production since Shoggoth on the Roof! Please accept these free tickets from us devoted fans, then personally endorse this wonderful play.”

Accept

This entire thing is a reference to HP Lovecraft and authors like him.

only know HP Lovecraft from his cat's name hueheeuhehuheheue

Ilstur and Armans

Imperial israeli states wrote:only know HP Lovecraft from his cat's name hueheeuhehuheheue

The cat is awesome.

Armans

Um, I just made parental licenses even harder to obtain and some random prime minister was laying on the floor foaming at the mouth. Um. Okay.

Ilstur

Imperial israeli states

tfw you ban circumcision in your jewish ethnostate just to have more control over people

Ilstur, Counterstrikeistan, Cash money dolla holla holla holla, Armans, and 1 otherMirage f1

Allergic to water

Children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.

Larger workforce... yay

Ilstur and Armans

Allergic to water wrote:Children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.

Larger workforce... yay

yay

Armans

Ilstur wrote:yay

double yay

Ilstur and Allergic to water

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If you are . . . maybe you could use a cup of our new Pumpkin Covfefe Latte Mocha! It's only available for the remainder of Spooktober, so get it before time runs out!

Ilstur

Allergic to water

Citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.

Also this

Ilstur and Armans

Allergic to water

Toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.

perfection

Ilstur and Armans

Dolla holla holla

:ClrHome
:1→X:1→Y
:DelVar [B]{8,16→dim([B]
:6→[B](randInt(2,7),15
:6→[B](randInt(2,7),14
:For(A,1,8
:6→[B](A,randInt(2,15
:End
:1→[B](4,16
:Output(Y,X,">
:Output(4,16,"*
:Repeat [B](Y,X
:Repeat Ans
:getKey→G
:End
:Output(Y,X," // 1 space
:X-(G=24 and X>1)+(G=26 and X<16→X
:Y-(G=25 and Y>1)+(G=34 and Y<8→Y
:Output(Y,X,">
:End
:ClrHome
:"YOU "+sub("WIN!!LOSE!",[B](Y,X),5
thats minesweeper if yall wanna play

Ilstur, Imperial israeli states, and Armans

Imperial israeli states

Dolla holla holla wrote::ClrHome
:1→X:1→Y
:DelVar [B]{8,16→dim([B]
:6→[B](randInt(2,7),15
:6→[B](randInt(2,7),14
:For(A,1,8
:6→[B](A,randInt(2,15
:End
:1→[B](4,16
:Output(Y,X,">
:Output(4,16,"*
:Repeat [B](Y,X
:Repeat Ans
:getKey→G
:End
:Output(Y,X," // 1 space
:X-(G=24 and X>1)+(G=26 and X<16→X
:Y-(G=25 and Y>1)+(G=34 and Y<8→Y
:Output(Y,X,">
:End
:ClrHome
:"YOU "+sub("WIN!!LOSE!",[B](Y,X),5
thats minesweeper if yall wanna play

oke

Ilstur, Dolla holla holla, and Armans

Dolla holla holla

dont you just hate america

Ilstur and Armans

Dolla holla holla wrote:dont you just hate america

America is gay

Ilstur wrote:America is gay

hella gay kinda like china

Ilstur

Mr everett wrote:hella gay kinda like china

The only straight country is The Vatican City, cause they have Jesus.

Imperial israeli states

Ilstur wrote:The only straight country is The Vatican City, cause they have Jesus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases
see "Gay priests and homosexuality"

Imperial israeli states wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases
see "Gay priests and homosexuality"

It happened a few times, I don't understand why everyone still talks about it. The gay pedos are gone, there is no more left.

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