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The first episode has come out and Madame Marco is starring
🎶Caxina's Drag Race! Start your Engines! Caxina's Drag Race May the Best Drag Queen Win🎶
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The empty werkroom is ready to receive our racers, and all the lights, cameras and attention are focused on the magnificent entryway into this Gay Paradise.
Estella Rubra is the first contestant to enter the work room, in a bright red-coloured piece with very heavy makeup. The Queen from Zinho was widely regarded as a fierce Drag Queen in her home country, with solid opinions and a high sense of justice and truth. She was going to get the truth, no matter what.
"Oh! A Drag Queen who's early or maybe they heard I was coming and gave up?"
She spoke proudly, but little did she know that her competition was just out the door.
Madame Thénardier, known for her black and white aesthetic and alternative style of Drag, from the allied nation of Herya entered the room hand first, posing and strutting with her statuesque figure. She was a new Queen but her looks were stunning and she was known as a fierce lip syncer that was able to emote so much even with a white-painted face. She looks to Estella, almost ecstatic, it's the first time she is meeting such a legend in the Portuguese Drag Scene.
"OMG! You're Estella! I follow you on Instaglam and the Songbird! You are so fierce Mama!"
Estella does a hair flip and smiles. Her pride is still high and mighty
Madame Marco, a completely unexpected surprise. A foreign queen, from the European Union and a global legend for her career in acting, fashion and design, she is such a well-rounded queen, but with virtually no roots in the club and ballroom scene. No one has ever seen her lip sync or perform live in front of a live audience, she was so much bigger than that. She looked at the other two contestants and then, without changing her expression she just said "Meh."
Estella's face was both shocked and furious. She was not going to let this little queen think she owns this place.
"Biiiiiiiiiiiitch" she whispered
Suzy Vodka-Laranja strutted into the werkroom like a goddess, with grace and elegance. The fishiest queen from Kukinalia entered the race, ready to slay. A veteran of the Drag scene of her home country, she is a local legend in the community. Known to get gigs for other younger queens, because she truly is like that, humble.
"Hello, there ladies! How's it going?"
Unfortunately they were being shady and left her there, waiting for an answer that didn't come. But the tension between Estella and Madame Marco was through the roof and Suzy, like the legendary icon she is, tried to calm the waters
The drag queen spy, Totarina, from Totaristan entered the werkroom with disapproving looks from the rest of the cast. Truly she is no one's fan favourite. She tried to do some sort of small talk, but her military-inspired look was not doing her any favours. Estella especially was giving her the side eye that she would throw hands if needed.
Rosa Quartzo entered the werkroom with a very shy walk, a baby queen from Alentejo and Algarve, only having done drag for about a year, but looking fierce. One could see her very muscular arms and legs from her lilac skin-tight dress. Her mug was beaten to the gods, she was showing incredible make-up skills and like Madame Thénardier, she too was already freaking out by being in the presence of these legends, except for Totarina, cause she was not on the same level.
The one and only, the drag mother of Rosa Quartzo herself, the legendary icon from Caxina. A diplomat by day, and a drag queen by night. Some call her a Drag Superhero, but truly, she is just drunk. Known for her bright pink wigs and her outrageous performances. But also, by a very discreet presence out of drag that allowed her to become Caxina's ambassador in Alentejo and Algarve for the past year. Some even speculate she is a distant relative of the Sovereign Prince (but no official statement about that has or will ever be made).
"MY BABY!" Beannete just rushed to Rosa Quartzo. She hasn't seen her in months, ever since she was called back to the Principality due to some artistic differences with the Politburo from the southern Nation. She has since then been relegated to the reunification of the Principality.
While Beannete and Rosa had a touching reunion, the rest of the cast looked confused. Beannete is very much a local legend from Caxina and Castro Marim, but her name hasn't been spread to other parts of Portugal like the likes of Estella, Suzy Vodka-Laranja or Madame Marco.
The cast of 6+1 queens started to have a bit of chit-chat, knowing each other, and reading each other. Especially Beannete, she read Rosa Quartzo as if she was a book, truly the talent of a mother.
The Drag Legend of Portugal herself! The Main Judge of the competition enters the werkroom with all the drama she deserves.
"Ladies, I'm sorry to interrupt your chit-chat, but I welcome you to our humble set. The Winner of Caxina's Drag Race will receive [REDACTED] and a cash prize of [REDACTED] along with the title of Portugal's Next Drag Superstar! And this week you 7, will write Lyrics, record vocals, and perform a Group Number to the Original Song "Don't Funk it Up". However, you are not the only members of this cast. There is another group of 7 waiting to also be introduced to the public. But before you get started, and to get you all to act foolish, because a little foolishness hasn't hurt anyone, you will all do a Quick Look about hip pads! As such... Good Luck Ladies and Don't Funk It up!"
"Madame Thénardier, condragulations you are the winner of the Mini Challenge. You won a Dress by Valentina Loureiro!"
Nany did a dramatic pause for applause before resuming a more serious posture.
"And now Racers... Start your engines and may the best Drag Queen... WIN!"
Beannete, Madame Marco and Madame Thénardier did incredibly well in the challenge, busting out rhymes like they were bullets. Totarina while not one of the best, did surprisingly well with very catchy verses. Suzy Vodka-Laranja, Rosa Quartzo and Estella while not doing bad per se, they played it very safe, and it did not pay off.
"Now Ladies, it's time to walk the runway and show us how you can slay even when your face isn't even fully exposed. Category is... FACEKINI REALNESS"
Rosa Quartzo brought a fantastic look that was clearly designer made. Everyone else had a very good look, clearly a good representation of what their drag was, while Suzy Vodka-Laranja missed the mark and with a very good look, it failed to be truly a facekini and more like... a couple of face-chains.
"Now Ladies, this week, and this week only, none of you is going home! Let's hear the critics now shall we?"
All the queens on the stage nodded to Nany
"Beannete Minete, your performance this week was truly stellar. Your rhymes were incredibly well constructed, and your garment is clearly of very high quality!"
"Estella Rubra, you are playing very safe and we don't want safe. We want risks. You seemed to be afraid to make audacious rhymes. Beannete did them and they worked wonders. However here in the runway, you did a very good job, this is clearly High-Drag material and I can see what your style is and what you are."
"Madame Marco, you just delivered and delivered and delivered today. You had a very good performance in the Group Challenge, and here in the runway you gave us that High-Drag that we know that you have inside you"
"Madame Thénardier, we know that you are a new queen compared to the legends next to you, but you did it! You did an amazing job this week and we could not be prouder of you! And here in the runway, your garment looks expensive, and it fits the category incredibly well. You did amazing this week. Keep up the good work"
"Rosa Quartzo, while in the challenge you were a bit closed on yourself, here in the runway, this is by far the best garment of the night. This is giving Vogue Cover, Milan Fashion Week and its jaw-dropping, however... You need to do good on the challenges, the runway won't save you. Be bolder on the challenges!"
"Suzy Vodka-Laranja, everything I told Estella and Rosa Quartzo can be said to you about the challenge Suzy. You can't act safe, Be bold! And here on the runway... this is not giving facekini. It barely hides your face really. It's a beautiful garment, but it just doesn't fit the theme. Follow the instructions next time"
"Totarina, this week, you might not have been the best but, you did well. Your verse was very catchy, and your runway is giving High-Drag. I have high expectations for you!"
Nany looked to every queen with a very warm and motherly look. And after finishing, she clapped her hands.
"Now when I call your name, please step forward"
"Estella Rubra, Rosa Quartzo, Suzy Vodka Laranja, Totarina... You Are Safe! You may go to the back of the stage"
The 4 queens did as they were told
"Beannete Minete, this week you sowed, and we are waiting for the crops. Madame Thénardier, you took all the francs this week, and you made them worth every dollar. Madame Marco, you came this week, you saw and conqueered."
"Beannete Minete, you are Safe, you may join the other girls" She did as she was told, but one could clearly see that she thought to herself that she should not be safe.
Nany resumed her posture and then looked to the producers and if she forgot her line (because she did forget it)
"My Dears, you two are the top 2 of the Week and you will now Lip Sync... FOR THE WIN! You two shall lip sync to Conqueror by Estelle. Good luck and don't funk it up!"
Somehow, neither of them knew the words. It was truly a show of horrors. Beannete was cringing so hard that they, who were chosen to be the top 2 instead of her, were doing such a bad job at lip syncing. And by the end of it, even Nany seemed to regret her choice, spending a good 15 minutes debating with the producers. She came back to the stage, but she was clearly not happy.
"Ladies, I've made my decision... Madame Thénardier... You're a winner Baby!"
"You won a cash tip of 1000 euros, courtesy of Goucha. And Madame Marco, you are safe. You may now all leave the stage before I eliminate you two for making a mockery out of this!"
[Versão PT]
Cancelada, mas por falta de tempo
Estella Rubra é a primeira concorrente a entrar no ateliê, vestida toda de vermelho e com maquilhagem pesada. A Drag Queen vinda de Zinho era bastante famosa, com opiniões sólidas e vincadas e um senso de justiça muito próprio. Ela estava sempre presente em todos os dramas, procurando chegar sempre à verdade e ao fundo da questão. E nada a iria impedir de obter a verdade.
"Oh! Uma Drag Queen que chega cedo... Ou então elas souberam que eu vinha e decidiram desistir?"
O orgulho notava-se na sua voz, mal ela sabia que não is estar sozinha por muito mais tempo
Madame Thénardier, conhecida pela sua estética muito baseada em pretos e brancos e num estilo de Drag muito indie, era proveniente de Herya e entrou no Ateliê com uma típica pose Drag, com a mão estendida para a frente como se tivesse a dar a beijar, e com um passo muito suave. Era uma Queen relativamente nova, mas o seu talent para Lip Syncs e com outfits muito bons, sendo que conseguia transmitir um espectro enorme de emoções mesmo pintando a cara de branco. Mal entrou no Ateliê olhou para Estella e notou-se o claro choque na sua cara, de conhecer uma Queen tão famosa quanto ela.
"OMG! Estella! Eu sigo-te no Instaglam e no Passarinho! Tu és tão incrível e feroz!"
Estella faz um hair flip, o orgulho dela estava no topo e claramente não via ainda uma verdadeira competição para si.
Madame Marco, uma surpresa inesperada. Uma Queen de outra região, vinda da region]European Union[/region] e uma lenda a nível global pela sua carreira como atriz, designer e modelo. Era uma queen incrivelmente versátil, mas que não tinha raízes à comunidade Drag da sua terra natal, nem ligações à comunidade Ballroom. Nunca ninguém a viu a fazer um lip sync ou a fazer uma performance em frente a um publico ao vivo, ela estava muito acima desse nível. E notou-se na sua atitude o quão superior ela se considerava, lançando um olhar de desprezo às duas Queens já presentes e dizendo-lhes um simples “Meh” quando olhou para elas.
Estella estava furiosa e em choque, como se atrevia esta Queen a trata-la assim. Ela, a Sandra Felgueiras do Drag, não permitiria que esta Queen pensasse que era dona disto tudo.
"Sua p************ta" ela murmurou
Suzy Vodka-Laranja entrou no Ateliê com elegância e graça de uma deusa. A Queen mais fishy de Kukinalia entra na competição pronta para mostrar como se faz. Uma veterana da Cultura Drag da sua nação e uma lenda local na comunidade. A sua fama de arranjar shows para queens mais novas, para lançar as carreiras delas.
"Então Bichas? Como estamos? A precisar de choques?"
Infelizmente as suas palavras foram deixadas a pairar na sala, pois o ambiente nao poderia ser pior. A tensão entre Madame Marco e Estella estava estupidamente alta e Suzy, como o icone lendário que é, tentou acalmar os ânimos, mas nada parecia travar a tensão.
A drag queen espia, Totarina, de Totaristan entrou no Ateliê com olhares desaprovadores de todas as outras Queens do cast. De facto, ela não era a preferida de ninguém… Ela tentou meter conversa com o resto do elenco, mas o seu outfit inspirado nos uniformes militares da sua nação (se bem que podia ser mesmo um uniforme real) não lhe fez favor nenhum em parecer mais amigável. Estella estava ainda mais desconfiada dela do que de Madame Marco, o que fez aligeirar a tensão entre as duas, mas todos conseguiam ver que ela estava pronta para lutar.
Rosa Quartzo entrou no Ateliê com um passo muito tímido, uma Queen muito recente de Alentejo and Algarve, que faz Drag à apenas um pouco mais de um ano, mas que tinha habilidades de maquilhagem fantásticas, estando sempre incrivelmente maquilhada. Mas era possível reparar que ela era incrivelmente musculada, tanto nos braços como nas pernas e o seu vestido lilás e justo revelava o seu corpo tonificado. A sua cara no entanto, estava incrivelmente bem maquilhada e feminina, sendo o seu look toda uma contradição. Ela, como Madame Thénardier, ficou imediatamente em choque e excitada em estar no meio de tantas queens tão lendárias. Lendárias todas elas, menos a Totarina, que claramente não estava ao mesmo nível que as restantes. O ódio entre as duas nações notava-se nos olhares que Rosa e Totarina lançavam uma à outra.
A Drag Mom de Rosa Quartzo, a incrivelmente shady, a lenda icónica de Caxina. Um diplomata de dia e uma drag queen de noite. Alguns chamam-lhe uma Heroína Drag, mas na verdade ela é só mesmo um pouco bêbada, e louca. Conhecida pela sua peruca rosa e os seus shows avassaladores. Mas também pela sua presença discreta quando fora de Drag, que lhe permitiu se tornar no embaixador de Caxina em Alentejo and Algarve nos últimos anos. Alguns até especulam que ela seja uma parente distante do Principe (mas nenhum comunicado foi ou será feito relativamente a esta questão).
"MY CHILD!" Beannete correu até Rosa Quartzo e abraçou-a mal a viu. Já não estavam juntas à meses, desde que ela foi chamada de volta ao Principado devido a umas diferenças “artísticas” entre ela e o Politburo da Nação Alentejana. Desde então ela tem estado ocupada com a reunificação do Principado.
Enquanto Beannete e Rosa tinham uma reunião muito emocional, o resto do elenco estava incrivelmente confuso. Beannete era uma lenda em Caxina e em Castro Marim, mas era um tanto desconhecida no resto de Portugal, ao contrário de Estella, Suzy Vodka-Laranja ou Madame Marco.
O elenco de 6+1 Queens começou a conhecer-se melhor, falarem umas entre as outras e a mandarem reads umas às outras. Beannete especialmente dizia reads bastante acertadas relativamente a Rosa Quartzo, verdadeiramente o talento de uma mãe.
A Drag Queen mais lendária de todo o Portugal entra no Ateliê com toda a pompa e circunstancia que merece. A Jurada Principal do Programa, a Queen que pôs Drag no mapa.
"Meninas, peço desculpa por interromper a vossa conversa muito animada, mas Bem Vindas ao set do nosso humilde programa! A Vencedora da Drag Race Caxina vai receber [REDACTED] e um prémio monetário de [REDACTED] bem como o título de Superestrela Drag de Portugal! E esta semana vocês as 7 vão escrever a versos, gravá-los e fazer uma atuação em grupo com a música original "Don't Funk it Up". No entanto, vocês não são os únicos membros deste elenco. Há um outro grupo de 7 à espera de serem introduzidas ao publico. Mas antes de vocês começarem a escrever os vossos versos, e para vos fazer desanuviar um pouco, vocês as 7 vão fazer looks de Fast Drag sobre o vosso enchimento para as ancas. Boa sorte, Meninas e não sejam floppadas”
"Madame Thénardier, Parabéns tu és a vencedora do Mini Desafio desta semana. Ganhaste um vestido por Valentina Loureiro!"
Nany fez uma pausa dramática para aplausos antes de voltar a uma postura mais séria.
"And now Racers... Start your engines and may the best Drag Queen... WIN!"
Beannete, Madame Marco e Madame Thénardier saíram-se incrivelmente bem neste desafio. As rimas delas foram perfeitas e acertadas. Totarina pode não ter sido a melhor, mas ainda assim o seu verso foi muito catchy e muito melhor do que todos pensavam que se iria sair. Suzy Vodka-Laranja, Rosa Quartzo e Estella Rubra não se saíram mal per se, mas elas foram pela alternativa mais segura e não foi o suficiente em comparação com as restantes.
"Meninas, agora vocês vão para a passerelle e mostrar-nos o quão slay vocês conseguem ser mesmo quando a vossa cara não está completamente à mostra. Category is... FACEKINI REALNESS"
Rosa Quartzo teve o melhor outfit da noite, tão bom que foi claramente feito por designers especialmente para ela. Todas as outras queens tinham looks muito bons, representações claras do seu Drag, no entanto Suzy Vodka-Laranja falhou por complete a categoria, com um look muito bom, mas que em vez de facekini era mais um conjunto de correntes que cobria muito pouco a sua cara.
"Meninas, esta semana e apenas nesta semana, nenhuma de vós vai ser eliminada! E como tal, todas vão receber críticas, estão preparadas?"
Todas as queens acenam afirmativamente a Nany, algumas com mais confiança que outras
"Beannete Minete, a tua performance no desafio foi incrível, digna do teu status como uma estrela. As tuas rimas foram incrivelmente inteligentes e bem construídas e o que trazes vestido agora… é fantástico e muito bem construído!"
"Estella Rubra, esta semana tu não tomaste riscos e nós queremos que vocês tomem riscos. Não queremos que vocês façam algo básico que sabem que é bom. Tu pareceste ter medo de fazer rimas mais agressivas, a Beannete fez e funcionou. Mas aqui na passerelle fizeste um trabalho incrível, isto é claramente um traje de High-Drag.”
"Madame Marco, esta semana tudo o que fizeste foi fantástico. Tiveste uma performance muito boa no Desafio de Grupo e aqui na Passerelle tu trouxeste do melhor desta semana.”
"Madame Thénardier, comparada com as outras Queens à tua beira tu podes ser nova e não uma lenda como elas, mas tu foste tão boa quanto as melhores neste desafio. Estamos muito orgulhosos de ti! E aqui na passerelle o teu vestido parece ser caro e de alta qualidade. Continua o bom trabalho!”
"Rosa Quartzo, no desafio estavas um bocado fechada e em ti mesma, mas aqui na passerelle tu foste de longe a estrela da noite. Ninguém desse lado teve uma roupa tão boa como tu! Mas… não chega seres boa na passerelle, tens de ser boa nos desafios também. Tens de nos dar mais com que trabalhar!”
"Suzy Vodka-Laranja, tudo o que foi dito à Rosa Quartzo e à Estella Rubra pode ser aplicado a ti! Não podes ser básica! Tens de nos dar udo a todo o momento! E aqui na passerelle… tu não estás com um facekini, isso não segue o tema da noite. Tens de seguir as instruções!”
"Totarina, esta semana, tu podes não ter sido a melhor, mas tu foste incrivelmente boa! O teu verso era memorável e o teu traje esta noite é claramente High-Drag. Tenho espectativas muito altas para ti!”
Nany olhou para todas as Queens com carinho enquanto falava, tentando não ser demasiado dura. No final bateu uma unica palma dramática.
"Agora, quando eu chamar o vosso nome, por favor cheguem-se à frente.”
"Estella Rubra, Rosa Quartzo, Suzy Vodka Laranja, Totarina... Vocês estão a salvo! Podem ir para a parte de trás do palco"
As 4 Queens fizeram Aquilo que lhe mandaram
"Beannete Minete, esta semana lanças-te as sementes, e elas germinaram. Madame Thénardier, esta semana pegaste nos francos todos, e não deixaste sobras. Madame Marco, esta semana tu viste, vieste e venceste."
"Beannete Minete, tu estás a salvo, podes-te juntar às outras Queens" Ela fez o que lhe disseram, mas era possível ver o ar de incredulidade na sua cara.
Nany resumiu a sua postura séria e professional (bem tão professional quanto uma drag queen pode ser) mesmo tendo ficado a olhar pros Produtores como se tivesse se esquecido da sua fala (yah e na verdade esqueceu-se, que se pode fazer… idade e tal)
"Meninas, vocês as duas são o top 2 da Semana e agora vocês vão fazer um Lip Sync… PELA VITÓRIA! Foi-vos pedido que preparassem um lip sync para a Conqueror da Estelle. Boa Sorte e não façam sejam floppadas!”
De alguma forma, nenhuma das duas sabia as lyrics da música. Foi um verdadeiro show de horrores e de incompetência em palco. Beannete estava estupefacta a pensar como podiam ter deixado que elas as duas fizessem estas figuras quando ela poderia estar ali a dar o show de toda uma vida. No final até Nany estava já farta e parecia arrepender-se da sua escolha. Mal acabaram ela passou 15 minutos a debater com os Produtores e quando voltou para a mesa do júri ela não estava contente.
"Senhoras, tomei a minha decisão... Madame Thénardier... És uma vencedora Baby!"
"Ganhaste uma gorgeta de 1000 euros, cortesia do Goucha. Madame Marco, tu estás a salvo. E agora podem sair todas do palco antes que eu vos elimine às duas por terem feito uma palhaçada desse lip sync!"
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Hi everyone
Just posting because the premier episodes of Caxina's Drag Race have already been posted.
You can find them on the Drag Race Factbook here:
Racers start your engines, cause Drag Race has arrived in Portugal's lands! And The Gays are hosting!
Yasss Kween Skinny Legend Versace Boots the House Down Slay Kween Hunty Mama and Oop Daddy Work Charli XCX Snatch My Wig
- Vai ser usado o
Drag Race Simulator para fazer a competição, sendo que podem fazer entre 1 a 2 drag queens. - Cada drag queen tem 7 stats diferentes - Acting stat; Comedy stat; Dance stat; Design stat; Improv stat; Runway stat e Lip-Sync stat, que podem ir desde um valor de 0 a 15 em cada um. Para tornar a competição mais justa podem ter um stat total de 80 pontos, por exemplo:
Acting stat - 10; Comedy stat - 15; Dance stat - 15; Design stat - 10; Improv stat - 15; Runway stat - 10 e Lip-Sync stat - 5
(atenção, os valores nao têm de ser multiplos de 5, mas a soma dos valores tem de dar 80 ou menos)
- Além disso cada Drag Queen para competir deve vir acompanhada de uma foto/imagem (que pode até ser do sims) que vai ser modificada no OpenArt.ai de forma a ficar mais "única" e "pussy-pop" para competir. No entanto, se tiverem uma imagem para uma drag queen que considerem ser boa o suficiente para representar a vossa Drag Queen, podem utilizá-la sem ser modificada, sendo que tem de ser comunicado no ato da submissão da personagem.
- A competição terá eliminações semanais, que serão anunciadas pelo anfitrião juntamente com outros acontecimentos semanais, como vencedores dos desafios semanais e drama entre os concorrentes.
- O prazo para a submissão será até dia 12 de Fevereiro ou até quando houver 20 personagens inscritas.
- A competição terá como anfitrião eu próprio Caxina, sendo representado na pessoa de Nany Invictus, Mãe da Drag Scene Portuguesa. Assim sendo peço que me enviem por telegrama as vossas submissões. As imagens que planeiam usar devem ser submetidas na forma de discord links ou imgur links.
Racers Start your Engines and may the best Drag Queen win!
- We will use the
Drag Race Simulator to do the competition, and every one of you can participate with either 1 or 2 custom-made drag queens.- Each drag queen has 7 different stats - Acting stat; Comedy stat; Dance stat; Design stat; Improv stat; Runway stat and Lip-Sync stat, which can have a value between 0 and 15. To make the competition fairer there is a maximum stat total of 80 points, per example:
Acting stat - 10; Comedy stat - 15; Dance stat - 15; Design stat - 10; Improv stat - 15; Runway stat - 10 e Lip-Sync stat - 5
(please note that the values do not have to be multiples of 5, however their sum has to be equal to or below 80)
- Besides these rules, each Drag Queen has to be accompanied by an image or photo (which can be from sims) and that will be modified using OpenArt.ai to make the image more unique. However, if you already have a finished image product that you think is good you can use that one, please communicate it when submitting the work.
- The competition will have weekly eliminations, which will be announced by the host, along with other weekly events, like Main Challenge Winners and drama between contestants.
- The deadline for submissions is February 12th or when there are 20 submitted characters.
- The competition will have as the host the one and only myself Caxina, represented in the person of Nany Invictus, Mother of the Portuguese Drag Scene. As such I request that you submit your characters by telegram, and directly to me. The images you plan to use must be presented as discord links or Imgur links.
Racers Start your Engines and may the best Drag Queen win!
Photo character example:
Racers
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(this last episode does not have Madame Marco, however she will come back next week)
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New Episode of Caxina's Drag Race is here and Condragulations, Madame Marco is the Winner of this weeks Challenge!
🎶Caxina's Drag Race! Start your Engines! Caxina's Drag Race May the Best Drag Queen Win🎶
[EN Version]
as of right now the only version available
The face crack of the century! The seven new queens enter the werkroom and immediately get face-to-face with the first group of queens, in full drag. As soon as they saw them walking in, they, in a clearly rehearsed fashion, all say at the time “Meh”. Some saw some new faces, some old faces, some new old faces, but they all saw lots and lots and lots of work.
“Well, you girls… Look good” Bruxa Má do Oeste broke the silence, in a very sassy tone of voice
“And you girl… Look overly confident. You may know how to throw shade but some of us know how to throw it back, ‘kay ‘kay?” Estella Rubra immediately came up with a clapback after hearing Bruxa speak. The air in the room got denser as some members of the two groups started going at each other. Meanwhile, Valéria CP, Beannete and Rosa Quartzo have a touching reunion, or more like, Beannete and Valéria bullied Rosa Quartzo, as they used to do before. Suzy Vodka-Laranja stood in a corner eating popcorn that God knows how she got them here and enjoying the dichotomy of the drag life, the cute reunions, and the shady reunions (aka any meeting between a Queen and Bruxa Má or Madame Marco).
“Well, I don’t know about you all… but I Just want to untuck!” Madame Thénardier puts an end to the conversation “And see if any of you is hot!”
(spoiler, they are all hot, because everyone is beautiful, but Rosa Quartzo, is the clear trade of the season like c’mon look at her... and well Totarina cause let’s be honest she’s a soldier)
It’s a new day in the werkroom and the tension was lower… or at least it seemed so, but in reality, the drama was already boiling inside some of the competitors. And some side eye was being directed at Totarina because she looked way too uptight. It’s a drag queen competition, not drill sergeant training.
“So… did you all sleep well?” Altherna said trying to make some small talk. Some queens answered but some other queens were… busy preparing to get into a fistfight (jk they were nice because Altherna is not a bitch)
“You all look so different out of drag” Ruth said almost surprised as if she didn’t see them yesterday… Well to be frank, she didn’t because she was eyeing someone in her own group “Well you know how they say “Kiki wanna Kaikai but none of these queens are my type”…”
“LIES LIZZA MINELLI LIES!” Said the queens from Caxina, Kukinalia and Alentejo and Algarve. Somehow the Haus of Minete, the Kuki Queens and Miss Betty were getting along incredibly well… The southern queens were a bit masochistic indeed, so the Kuki Queens fit incredibly well with them. And Miss Betty and Beannete were great friends back at home, with Beannete having gotten some of the first gigs that Miss Betty ever had. And they were already spilling the tea between each other.
Without any notice or experience a bell rang, and to be honest the girls truly were saved by the bell, namely Ruth that was about to be exposed by Bruxa Má. Nany Invictus entered the werkroom, out of drag but unfortunately for you, my viewers/readers, the camera never shows her face out of drag (oh Naur).
"Hello Hello Hello! How are you, ladies? Feeling blessed and highly favoured?”
The queens immediately turned their heads to Nany, acting as if they were good girls who had never done anything bad in their lives
“Now that you’re all together, the competition is truly starting and this week one of you will go home. But before one of your asses is kicked out, we got an episode to film up in here! And today we have the fabulous guest judge, Rina Sawayama!” The singer-songwriter, actress and model entered the werkroom at the sound of a bell.
“Ladies, now before you get into the main challenge, you will Record Make-Up tutorials with Rina Sawayama, where you will teach our viewers how to do some of her iconic make-up looks! Good luck ladies!”
Altherna did incredibly well, probably due to her own encyclopedic knowledge of her looks and songs, being a long-term fan of her.
“Altherna Mello de Ximões, Condragulations you won tickets to NOS Alive so you will be able to see Rina Sawayama live!”
All the girls clap for her, who is clearly very much emotional.
“Additionally, this week you will participate in “The Black Swan: Why It Gotta be Black?” which you will present on the main stage of Caxina’s Drag Race! Racers... Start your engines and may the best Drag Queen... WIN!"
Estella Rubra, Madame Marco, Totarina, Guida Escarlate, Siena Caiena, Rosa Quartzo, Altherno Mello de Ximões and Bruxa Má did very well in the challenge, knowing the choreography and doing it with much theatricality and energy. Meanwhile, Valéria CP, Madame Thénardier, Miss Betty, Beannete Minete, Ruth Goldberg and Suzy Vodka-Laranja faded into the background the challenge, not being able to call attention to themselves in the challenge.
"Now Ladies, it’s time to bring out your interior black duckling. Category is... My Little Ugly Dress"
Madame Marco, Siena Caiena, Bruxa Má and Madame Thénardier brought incredibly ugly dresses that were able to be both fashion disasters and statement pieces. Estella Rubra, Guida Escarlate, Valéria CP and Ruth Goldberg brought pieces that represented their drag incredibly well despite being hideous. Totarina, Rosa Quartzo, Miss Betty, Beannete Minete and Suzy Vodka-Laranja had pieces that while ugly, they weren’t very memorable. However, Altherna Mello de Ximões completely missed the mark, bringing a dress that started to fall apart in the runway, revealing an incredibly beautiful suit underneath.
"Now Ladies, when I call your name, please step forward"
"Siena Caiena, Rosa Quartzo, Altherna Mello de Ximões, Bruxa Má do Oeste, Valéria CP, Madame Thénardier… you are safe, you may retreat to the Untuck Lounge”
The 6 queens did as they were told
"This means that you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week"
“Estella, my Dear, you were amazing tonight, your performance was very good and here on the runway you are serving us looks you are serving everything. You left no crumbs.”
“Suzy Vodka-Laranja, this was not your week darling. We lost you during the challenge and here in the runway, your garment is not on the same level as the one used by other competitors”
“Madame Marco, this was another great week for you, you were amazing in the challenge and here on the runway this was very elevated. You are raising the bar very high!”
“Ruth Goldberg, while in the challenge you were forgettable, here on the runway, this is a very good moment for you. This is truly a garment fit for the theme.
“Totarina, in the challenge, you shone bright, you showed us more of your talent and we were impressed. But here on the runway… this is a bit basic”
“Beannete Minete, you faded into the background during the challenge and here on the runway, this is not on your usual level, you could have shown us something better.
“Guida Escarlate, you had another great week as well. In the challenge, you were one of the standouts and here on the runway you are also serving high drag!”
“Miss Betty Wintour, I feel like you are getting in your head and not letting us see your true worth. You’re a fabulous queen, but tonight we lost you” Miss Betty looked incredibly sad hearing those words, but tried to maintain her posture
Nany did a pause before continuing
“While the judges and I deliberate, you girls go join the others in the Untuck Lounge”
The queens all meet up in the Untuck Lounge, grabbing some cocktails in the meantime.
After seeing the runway of Madame Marco, Siena Caiena, Bruxa Má and Madame Thénardier, several girls did feel threatened. They were very polished indeed. The Top 2 of the second episode were especially disappointed with themselves.
Totarina however was chit-chatting with both Beannete and Suzy Vodka-Laranja, talking about their performance in the competition and telling stories about their past. However,…
The air in the room suddenly got a lot tenser when Totarina and Beannete were the butts of a joke made by the self-conscious Guida Escarlate, who tried to feel better about herself by making others feel worse. Beannete immediately became explosive, and the previously chill conversation became a screaming match between the three with Beannete and Totarina on one side and Guida Escarlate on the other. In fact, the Queen from Ofiussia even took a dig at Beannete’s performance in the challenge, a low-blown indeed.
But this was not the only tense discussion happening in the Untuck Lounge. Madame Marco and Altherna were having an increasingly heated argument about “Patriotism, Battlefields and Diamond Tiaras” which climaxed when Madame Marco read Altherna’s runway outfit. Altherna, the poor girl, couldn’t take it anymore and just left the lounge altogether to smoke a cigarette. Fortunately for her, Madame Thénardier decided to accompany Altherna and try to keep her calm. And, while they smoked and talked, a dragonfly landed on Altherna’s hand, which lead to them betting on who would eat a dragonfly for 100$, but before they could actually try to make this bet come true, a bell rang.
“Queens back on the stage! Last Call!”
“Madame Marco, tonight you showed the children how it’s done.”
“Estella Rubra, you pirouetted your way into the top and we were crazy in love”
“Guida Escarlate, tonight you didn’t flop, but you rose like a phoenix…”
Nany did a dramatic pause, after ignoring Totarina cause let’s be real… Basic isn’t going to cut it
“Madame Marco, Condragulations you’re the winner of this week’s challenge! You won a one-week cruise trip sponsored by the CGTH!”
“Estella Rubra, Guida Escarlate, Totarina… You are safe you may join the other girls”
The four contestants leave to the back of the stage, leaving Ruth Goldberg, Miss Betty Wintour, Beannete Minete and Suzy Vodka-Laranja on the stage.
“Suzy Vodka-Laranja, the background was your home, when it should have been the spotlight”
“Ruth Goldberg, your looks are gagging, but your dance… not so much”
“Beannete Minete, tonight you left crumbs and the children are starving”
“Miss Betty Wintour, in the challenge we lost you, and you didn’t give us a map”
The four queens looked anxiously at Nany and the rest of the judges.
“Ruth Goldberg, Miss Betty Wintour… you are safe”
The two queens looked at Nany, one with tears in her eyes and the other with the biggest poker face in the herstory (which tbh isn’t very long) of the show
“Beannete Minete, Suzy Vodka-Laranja, I’m sorry my dears but you are up for elimination”
The screen briefly cuts into confessionals, with both of them looking incredibly confident they are going to win, despite sending someone they like home
“Two Queens stand before me. Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lipsync performance to Comme des Garçon by Rina Sawayama!” The camera cuts to Rina Sawayma looking incredibly excited “Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself FROM ELIMINATION! The time has come for you to lip-sync… for your life! Good luck and don’t funk it up!”
Beannete and Suzy served a show! They truly redeemed the show quality in lip-syncs with the one they had. Beannete showed why she was the Number One Queen in Caxina, while Suzy served beauty on a silver platter and everyone ate it up. They were truly neck and neck for most of the performance, not wanting to give away any inch of a fingernail to the other. The girls in the back were just screaming in excitement to see such a high-quality lip-sync to such an iconic song. But they weren’t just lip-syncing against each other, they were lip-syncing with each other, playing with their weaknesses and strengths, and having fun on the stage while pulling out stunts and knowing every single word of that Lipsync. Beannete served vogue, face, and several stunts, while Suzy served Rina Sawayama realness with weird but calculated moves and expressions. This was art on the stage. This was a clear money-making performance that would become viral on YouTube if YouTube existed in this alternate reality.
After they were done Nany looked amazed and clapped for minutes. The entire cast was amazed by their performance. They had made their mark on the competition already, with this lip-sync alone.
“Beannete Minete! Condragulations, Shantay you Stay!”
The pink-haired queen hugged Suzy Vodka-Laranja and went to the back of the stage. Suzy looked incredibly defeated, she served everything she had in her but was it really for nothing?
“Suzy Vodka-Laranja… I’m not ready to see you go! And by the power invested in me, by me, Shantay you Stay!”
The queen from Kukinalia almost cried on the stage, with Beannete hugging her tightly. The Queens had a very emotional moment together, on the stage, which Nany respected, giving them time to calm down.
"Now if you can’t love yourself how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else can I get a gayman up in here?!"
The Queen excitedly screamed “Gayman”
“Now let the Music Play!” Rina Sawayama’s Comme de Garçon was heard on the runway and the queens excited the stage while mimicking the dance moves done by Beannete and Suzy on their Lip-Sync. The two of them left the stage last, accompanied by Madame Marco, who looked furious that they stole her thunder. Clearly, the group was in for a storm next episode.
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Producers
Caxina
Pinto da Costa
Director
Caxina
Host
Caxina
Creative Director
Caxina
Corrupt Leader truly funding this
Pinto da Costa
Hope you enjoy this episode and this style of writing, because the next episodes will follow this model.
Thank you so much!
Inquista and Amexipania
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Hey everyone once again! New episode of Caxina's Drag Race and once again Condragulations, Madame Marco is the Winner of this Weeks Challenge!
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[EN Version]
The queens cheered while entering the werkroom after leaving the main stage, with Beannete and Suzy entering last, alongside Madame Marco who was clearly not in a good mood.
“Congratulations you two!”Said Siena Caiena, clapping for the two queens that lip synced“You really turned it out tonight I was gagging from the back”
Beannete and Suzy just smiled shyly and blushed very hard at all the praise, but this demonstration of modesty wasn’t pleasing everyone
“I for one think you both should go home… The faster y’all go home the faster I can win this damn thing”Madame Marco broke the festive mood of the post-episode moments, with a clear sour expression on her face“I don’t think you two did as well as everyone is saying you did, I won the damned Challenge and no one is up here congratulating me”
“Oh is that what this is about? Miss thing you may have won the challenge, but they did the damn thing and unlike you, they actually knew the words!”Estella immediately talked back to Madame Marco before anyone even had a chance to open their mouths
“I just think that we shouldn’t be celebrating them and not celebrating her win! She deserves to get congratulated as much as them!”Ruth Goldberg came to her defence, hugging Madame Marco who was on the verge of throwing a fit
“But honey, you already got your prize on the stage… You won, so what? You just came here thinking you are better than everybody else because of your big career but what they did should be congratulated. Because they delivered it on the stage!” Bruxa Má do Oeste furiously defended her two friends
“But I won!”Madame Marco was ugly crying on the werkroom
“OK and? I think you’re just saying that because unlike you they knew the words”Rosa Quartzo took a dig at the first lipsync of the season in the clash of the two Madame’s
The camera immediately cuts to a crying Madame Marco and to Beannete and Suzy just looking into the void trying to dissociate from the discussion that happened due to them.
“Well, everyone no need to get so heated… maybe we should untuck?” Madame Thénardier and Altherna tried to get the discussion to end, and some of the other girls followed their advice and just started de-dragging
It was a new day in the werkroom, and the tension was still very high. Madame Marco has red eyes from crying, while Caxina, Kukinalia and Alentejo and Algarve queens entered the werkroom as if they were Charlie’s Angels. However, they all looked like they regretted the previous discussion.
“I think I owe you two an apology! I was being a little bratty and jealous of your spotlight and I should have been better than that!” Madame Marco looks genuinely regretful
Beannete and Suzy just brush off the subject and hype her up as well. Madame Thénardier sighed in relief, she really didn’t like fights
“Well, I wonder when Nany is going to show up?” Totarina spoke quietly, but the foreshadowing was real cause after she spoke, a bell rang
Nany Invictus entered the werkroom out of drag, and upsies no face picture out of drag (we are contractually obligated not to show her face or we get sued).
"Hello Hello Hello! How are you, ladies? Feeling blessed and highly favoured?”
The queens immediately turned their heads to Nany, acting as if they were good girls who had never done anything bad in their lives
“A queen has to be ready to turn it even when their suitcases don’t arrive on time, so for this week’s mini-challenge you girls are going to make wigs with hip pads”
Madame Marco ready excelled at the challenge, making a Louis XIV-inspired wig with canned paint and glitter
“Madame Marco, Condragulations you won 3 wigs made by Antonieta Luísa Costa!”
All the girls clap for her, who is just basking in her glory
“Additionally, this week you will participate in a Jersey Justice show, Madame Marco, as the winner of the mini-Challenge you can decide the teams for today’s challenge! Racers... Start your engines and may the best Drag Queen... WIN!"
Madame Marco immediately picked Ruth Goldberg because they were getting along well, then she just picked Bruxa, Totarina and Rosa because Totarina had some beef with those two and she could use that to make a great show. Then she placed the Herya queens together, along with Estella and Miss Betty, trying to sabotage Estella since everyone else was much quieter than her and had a much smaller personality. Finally keeping Beannete and Suzy together with Guida, since Guida had a clear grudge and distaste for people who she deemed inferior to her, Valéria and Siena would support the first two queens, so Guida would probably flop on this challenge.
However… her plan didn’t really work out as she thought it would. Guida Escarlate did very well in her sketch, overshadowing the rest of her team and carrying their asses on this challenge. Meanwhile, the team with the Heryae queens did… average, but Altherna cracked under pressure and underperformed. Her own team did very good, but Guida was clearly the best performer of the night.
Overall, team 1 had the most consistent performance, with most of the team doing really well, while team 3 had the best individual performance of the night. Team 2 clearly did the worst, with Altherna cracking under pressure.
"Now Ladies, it’s time to bring out your interior black duckling. Category is... Feathers!"
Madame Marco, Ruth Goldberg, and Estella Rubra brought incredible garments, clearly expensive pieces, designer-made, and that would fit on fashion shows of the highest calibre. Their garments had so many details that the feathers created illusions of movement. Guida Escarlate, Madame Thénardier, Beannete Minete, Totarina, Siena Caiena, Suzy Vodka-Laranja and Altherna Mello de Ximões brought pieces that represented their drag incredibly well, being statement pieces, incredibly well made. Bruxa Má do Oeste, Rosa Quartzo, Miss Betty Wintour and Valéria CP brought pieces that while good, wasn’t on the same level as the others.
"Now Ladies, based on tonight’s performance, you will be judged as teams, but there will only be one winner. When I call your name, please step forward."
"Guida Escarlate, Beannete Minete, Valéria CP, Suzy Vodka-Laranja and Siena Caiena… you are safe, you may retreat to the untuck lounge”
The 5 queens did as they were told
"This means that you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week"
“Madame Marco, this week you once again excelled. You are elevating the level every single time. And you made your team work incredibly well as it’s leader”
“Altherna Mello de Ximões, my dear I feel like you could have done so much better, and truthfully your team ended up being dragged by you because you were a fundamental part”
“Ruth Goldberg, very well done my dear, this week you showed your Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent and we were in love with it”
“Madame Thénardier, you were one of the standouts of your team, but… it wasn’t enough really. You needed to pay more attention to your teammates”
“Bruxa Má do Oeste, you had great energy with the queens on your team, sadly here on the runway… this is a bit basic”
“Estella Rubra, unfortunately, my dear this week you didn’t work well in your team. You didn’t do outright bad, but you keep going into this competition acting safe. But here on the runway, I can’t even be mad at you because this is EVERYTHING! WERK MAMA!”
“Totarina, I feel like you were a bit more of a background character in your team’s sketch, which isn’t bad per se but we need more! However, this is a great week for your mug here on the runway!”
“Miss Betty Wintour, you did great on the challenge but this was a team challenge and I feel like your team was left behind and your sin is bigger than that of Madame Thénardier since, here on the runway, you are serving chicken feather basic”
“Rosa Quartzo, my dear I’m so happy that you broke out of your shell on the challenge. Well done my dear!”
Nany did a pause before continuing
“While the judges and I deliberate, you girls go join the others in the Untuck Lounge”
The queens all meet up in the Untuck Lounge, grabbing some cocktails in the meantime.
Estella Rubra had a severe case of Drag delusion and started talking badly about her own runway, even tho she had one of the best of the night. (DELUSION CONVINCE YOUSELF ESTELLA). Miss Betty Wintour did the same but she actually had a reason to do so, because trully chicken feathers are basic
Rosa Quartzo, Siena Caiena and Suzy Vodka-Laranja had an amazing kiki where eventually Rosa Quartzo and the queen from The Vicures Islands decided to throw bets on who would eat a dragonfly for 100$ and well… Suzy needed the cash so Suzy ate one. They all laughed about it but Suzy probably will need medical attention after this stunt.
Estella Rubra finally did calm down after getting assured by Madame Thénardier that her runway was truly all that good. Madame Marco and Ruth Goldberg, in an attempt to get closer to the other queens, decided to share some personal memories with the two of them and as such the four of them started having a very good talk about past happenings.
But this was not the only sad moment in the room. Totarina was feeling very much like always the bridesmaid but never the bride, while Valéria and Miss Betty were fed up with not being able to give to the judges what they truly wanted. Miss Betty especially was Mad because the judges were criticizing her for doing what they wanted before. She was criticized for doing more after them telling her she wasn’t doing enough. Valéria was more talking about how she should have excelled in this challenge, and she felt frustrated the judges didn’t even critique her.
By the end of Untuck, clearly Rosa Quartzo and Siena Caiena had bonded a lot and they left the room talking about saving each other if they could, but they can’t since they can’t choose who is going home that’s just on All Stars (Caxina’s Drag Race All Stars! Coming eventually!)
Then a bell rang marking the end of Untucked.
“Queens back on the stage! Last Call!”
“Madame Marco, tonight you were the Mulher do Leme, and you sailed your team to victory. Condragulations my dear, you’re the winner of this week’s challenge! You won a custom filigree package from a workshop in Maia, valued over [REDACTED]”
Nany did a dramatic pause, looking at the rest of the queens
“Team 1… you are safe. You may all join the other girls”
The four contestants leave to the back of the stage, alongside Madame Marco, leaving Altherna Mello de Ximões, Madame Thénardier, Estella Rubra and Miss Betty Wintour on the stage.
“Altherna Mello de Ximões, you cracked under pressure, and instead of diamonds we saw coal”
“Madame Thénardier… you are safe” The Queen looked surprised, but quickly thanked Nany and went to the back of the stage
“Estella Rubra, on the challenge you were safe, and safe isn’t going to cut it”
“Miss Betty Wintour, in the challenge you left your team behind, and a selfish queen is never good to see”
The three queens looked anxiously at Nany and the rest of the judges.
“Altherna Mello de Ximões I’m sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination” The queen looked unfased, she knew she was going to be on the bottom 2
“Estella Rubra, You are safe!” The queen looked surprised at first but quickly thanked Nany and left with tears on her eyes while saying she wasn’t going to let her down again
“This means that Miss Betty Wintour, you are also up for elimination!”
The screen briefly cuts into confessionals, with Altherna looking very nervous about the song choice, while Miss Betty was giving a “Well First time in the bottom, but I know the song and I’m going to do this” kind of speech
“Two Queens stand before me. Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lipsync performance to Meet me Halfway by The Black Eyed Peas!” The camera cuts to the panel of judges with an incredibly good poker face “Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself FROM ELIMINATION! The time has come for you to lip-sync… for your life! Good luck and don’t funk it up!”
The two of them served an… adequate lipsync to the song. Nothing ground-breaking or awe-inducing. Truly just an average performance from queens that clearly weren’t used to turning it out every night in the clubs. Altherna went a weirder exoteric route, while Miss Betty served face and emotions. The song choice was weird indeed, with a weird build-up so they couldn’t really go fully on their characters
After they were done Nany looked unfazed. It was truly just… adequate. She retreated to talk to the producers for a minute, before returning to the stage. She kept her poker face, not showing any happiness or regret about the decision she was about to make.
“Miss Betty Wintour! Shantay, you Stay!”
The Queen from Caxina hugged the queen from Herya and returned to the back of the stage
“Altherna Mello de Ximões, I’m sorry my dear but it’s your time to go. Sashay Away!”
The queen from Herya nodded to Nany and then sadly walked to the back of the stage.
“The Mothership is calling, time to go home!”
Altherna Mello de Ximões exited the stage, giving a last weird pose, with everyone else clapping for her
"Now if you can’t love yourself how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else can I get a gayman up in here?!"
The Queen screamed “Gayman”
“Now let the Music Play!” Meet me Halfway by the Black Eyed Peas was heard on the runway and the queens exited the stage doing some random dance moves to that random song the producers chose.
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Producers
Caxina
Pinto da Costa
Director
Caxina
Host
Caxina
Creative Director
Caxina
Corrupt Leader truly funding this
Pinto da Costa
Hope you enjoy this episode (and sorry if I'm making Madame Marco a bit of a brat, but really she gets the spotlight in so many episodes that I had to give her an interesting character)
Thank you for your attention!
Hahaha we appreciate the edit Madame Marco is getting! Our lovely brat. Another great episode as always! :)
Hello
WHO RUN THE WORLD? Surprisingly is Madame Marco, cause she got her third win (really I was shook with this result)
Hope you enjoy the episode this week
🎶Caxina's Drag Race! Start your Engines! Caxina's Drag Race May the Best Drag Queen Win🎶
[EN Version]
The queens entered the werkroom and found a lipstick message in one of the mirrors, written by Altherna.
PS: Go get them Thénardier!
Miss Betty wiped the mirror clean using some detergent and wipes, after reading Altherna’s mirror message out loud
“When people talk about living art… that was her! She truly was so out of this world, I’m really glad I met her!” Said Valéria, looking sad. Other queens followed suit into complementing Altherna and how she was such a sweetheart
“But Condragulations Madame Marco, second win already! WEEEEEERK” Madame Thénardier hugged the other Madame
“Well to be fair… she only won cause my team didn’t keep up with me!”Guida Escarlate sighed
“Maybe if instead of trying to hoard the spotlight you shared it with others you would have won”Totarina replied in a very dry tone. Guida Escarlate prepared to attack the military queen, but she was immediately stopped.
“Actually true. Since episode 3 that you’ve been acting high and mighty! Honey just because you’re famous in your Banana Republic of a country doesn’t mean that you’re all that. ESPECIALLY, when you don’t even have Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent.”Beannete exploded against Guida Escarlate, who was too taken aback by the Northern Queen to even answer back.
“You are unique and you have the nerve to wear those ugly ass outfits on the runway and sure you’re talented I can give you that, but charisma? I don’t see it. You’re just U.N.T.”Estella completed the read, leaving Guida with her mouth wide open and very defensive. Meanwhile, Madame Marco was just having a little celebration with Ruth Goldberg
It was a new day in the werkroom, and the tension was now lower because they had the sweet release of their bed. Guida Escarlate looked very tense still, but everyone else seemed to have forgotten the events of the previous evening.
“So sad Altherna isn’t here with us today” Valéria sighed once more. (Did she have a crush on Altherna? MAYBE)
“Well this is a competition after all, people being eliminated is normal”Rosa Quartzo replied while flexing her muscles ”Although right now this seems more like a Madame Marco meet and greet with the number of wins, she has… Can I at least get an autograph?”
She spoke playfully, and Madame Marco laughed it off, but some contestants ( cough cough Estella and Guida cough cough) didn’t take it very well
Most of the queens just brushed them off and let them be messy in a corner. Shortly after a bell rang giving Estella and Guida a very short time to recompose themselves.
Nany Invictus entered the werkroom out of drag, and upsies no face picture out of drag (we are contractually obligated not to show her face, or we get sued).
"Hello Hello Hello! How are you, ladies? Feeling blessed and highly favoured?”
The queens immediately turned their heads to Nany, acting as if they were good girls who had never done anything bad in their lives
“Having worked with hip pads so many episodes now, I’m sure you all know everything you need to know about them. Today’s Mini Challenge is “Trivia Pursuit! Hip Pad Edition!”. Good luck ladies!”
Totarina excelled at the challenge, with an encyclopaedic knowledge about hip pads, even knowing their compositions because she studied it in the mission details
“Totarina, Condragulations you won a cash tip of 1000 euros sponsored by Quem Quer Ser Milionário!”
All the girls clap for her, who shyly accepted her prize
“Additionally, this week you will embrace your Inner Poison Ivy and design your very own outfit using Plants! You can make a base out of fabric, however, your outfit must be almost completely made out of plants. If we look at it and we see fabric… Well, I guess you’ll discover by yourselves if you take that risk. Plants will be provided by the Crown Gardens and the Princely Greenhouse. Fabric will be provided by Tecidos&Companhia! Ladies Start your Engines! And May the Best Drag Queen… WIN!"
Suzy Vodka-Laranja, Madame Marco and Beannete Minete somehow made their outfits entirely with plants, even getting to the point where they made their own fabric by using plant fibre (how? We don’t know but they did, and it was fabulous). Their creations were just out of this world, so much so that looking at them one could think they were designer made (the production team can guarantee they weren’t because we were there). Bruxa Má do Oeste, Valéria CP, Miss Berry Wintour, Totarina, Siena Caiena and Guida Escarlate did a myriad of pieces some of which were fully plant made, while others used a fabric base, but were so aesthetically pleasing and well designed that it would be impossible to critic them negatively. Estella Rubra, Ruth Goldberg, Rosa Quartzo and Madame Thénardier had good designs but they paled in comparison to the rest, some were too simple, while others just weren’t pleasing to look at. They all tried to serve their looks on the runway, but it was clear that Madame Marco, Suzy Vodka-Laranja and Beannete Minete were just on a league of their own.
"Now Ladies, when I call your name, please step forward."
"Bruxa Má do Oeste, Valéria CP, Miss Berry Wintour, Totarina, Siena Caiena, Guida Escarlate and Estella Rubra… you are safe, you may retreat to the untuck lounge”
The 7 queens did as they were told
"This means that you 6 represent the tops and the bottoms of the week"
“Madame Marco, this week you once again excelled. You are elevating the level every single time. This Garment is just perfection, I want one!”
“Rosa Quartzo, I’m sorry my dear, but this is just not enough. You have incredible fashion sense, but you are truly not a designer”
“Suzy Vodka-Laranja, this garment is so well done I am so taken aback by it. Tonight you truly showed how much you shine, and your taste is just exquisite. This is truly your redemption week”
“Madame Thénardier, tonight you suffered a great fall, while you have been doing good this is just… Sub-par”
“Beannete Minete, I know you are a seamstress, in fact, you have made some of my own pieces and honey… You did amazing! I feel like this week is your redemption to the public, along with Suzy.”
“Ruth Goldberg, unfortunately, my dear this week you didn’t serve looks, you served… mediocrity. I expected more out of you”
Nany did a pause before continuing
“While the judges and I deliberate, you girls go join the others in the Untuck Lounge”
The queens all meet up in the Untuck Lounge, grabbing some cocktails in the meantime.
Guida Escarlarte had a bout of delusion and was rambling about how she shouldn’t be safe, and how she was being overlooked and how Madame Marco was being favoured by the production because she was already a star outside. Most of the Queens were flabbergasted by this display of immaturity, but Madame Marco was not to let this transgression slide. The two had an incredible fight and they were about to get physical. Beannete and Suzy intervened and separated the two of them, but Madame Marco made it clear that she wasn’t going to hit her, because she would not lower herself to her level.
The rest of the Queens from Caxina, Kukinalia and Alentejo and Algarve were playfully joking with each other, and Bruxa Má did such a good impression of Valéria whining about stuff that Valéria almost looked hurt. In the end, they were laughing about it, but that cut deep for a couple of seconds.
After losing Altherna, her closest friend, Madame Thénardier was clearly a bit down, and after the critiques on the runway everyone noticed that she looked sadder than usual. Surprisingly, Totarina, out of all people, was the first one to offer her some help, talking to her and offering her a shoulder to cry on. Siena Caiena also joined in and the three of them looked incredibly close
But fighting Madame Marco wasn’t enough, after targeting the frontrunner she decided to target her closest friend, who has been doing much worse in the competition. She started to make comments about their track records and how she was “oh so much better” than Ruth Goldberg. But the queen from Olarista fought back and also started commenting on her track record. This discussion led to Siena and Estella also commenting on each other’s track record, although in a much more playful tone in comparison with the other two queens.
Everyone was clearly having a great time and Totarina was starting to get accepted into the group, while Guida Escarlate was starting to get shunned do to her poor behavior
Then a bell rang marking the end of Untucked.
“Queens back on the stage! Last Call!”
Back on the stage, Nany Invictus looked to the 6 competitors before delivering some final remarks about their performance.
“Madame Marco, tonight you were a glamazon, and your look slayed the competition”
“Madame Thénardier, your fashion tonight was stale”
“Beannete Minete, your fashion was intoxicating and we are addicted”
“Rosa Quartzo, your look tonight looked like it needed some water… and some fertilizer”
“Suzy Vodka-Laranja, plants became you and Poison Ivy who? Suzy is the new plant hero”
“Ruth Goldberg, for a beautiful queen, you lacked taste. And your look was mediocre”
Nany did a dramatic pause before revealing the results
“Suzy Vodka-Laranja… you are safe, you may join the other girls”She quickly did as she was told, mouthing a thank you to the judges
“Madame Marco, condragulations you are the winner of this week’s challenge! You won three custom-made dresses made from all-natural materials from SaveTheForest.com”She thanked Nany profusely, but one could note that Suzy and Beannete looked a bit surprised at the revelation
“Beannete Minete, my dear, keep going honey. You are safe!”Beannete did a slight bow and went to the back of the stage, joining Valéria, Suzy and Bruxa Má
The three queens left on the stage looked anxiously at Nany and the rest of the judges.
“Madame Thénardier, I’m sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination”
“Rosa Quartzo, unfortunately, you are also up for elimination”
“Ruth Goldberg… you are safe to slay another day! You may join the other girls!”She thanked Nany with tears rolling down her eyes, she had a very emotional day.
The screen briefly cuts into confessionals, with Rosa Quartzo looking incredibly insecure while Madame Thénardier was just talking about how she was going to revenge her fallen sister and wasn’t going home tonight
“Two Queens stand before me. Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lipsync performance to Run the World (Girls) by Queen B, Beyoncé!” The camera cuts to the panel of judges looking incredibly excited/i] “Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself FROM ELIMINATION! The time has come for you to lip-sync… for your life! Good luck and don’t funk it up!”
[i]Madame Thénardier embodied the spirit of the song, serving a really good lipsync, with stunts and very fitting dance moves. She was giving Beyoncé but her own take on Beyoncé that was fresh and exciting. Meanwhile, Rosa’s insecurities showed and while she didn’t do badly, she was clearly almost a backup dance to Madame Thénardier because she didn’t stand out nearly as much. And she did stumble on some beats, making her moves look crunchier than they should.
After they were done Nany clapped a bit, but some of the judges had their fingers up in the air and waved them at Madame Thénardier. Nany quickly put her poker face back on, looking very secure and confident of the decision she was about to make.
“Madame Thénardier! Shantay, you Stay!”
The Queen from Herya hugged the queen from Alentejo and Algarve and returned to the back of the stage
“Rosa Quartzo, you shone bright like a diamond even tho you were a Quartz… Now its time for you to Sashay away!”
The queen from Alentejo and Algarve nodded to Nany and then sadly walked to the back of the stage. Tears rolled down her face and Valéria and Beannete quickly went to hug her
“There’s an awful lot of awful things we could be thinking of, but for just one day, let’s only think about love!”
Rosa Quartzo exited the stage, giving a flex, with everyone else clapping for her. Beannete and Valéria were clearly affected by her leaving and were crying a bit
"Now if you can’t love yourself how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else can I get a gayman up in here?!"
The Queen screamed “Gayman”
“Now let the Music Play!” Run the World (Girls) by Beyoncé was heard on the runway and the queens exited the stage doing a choreographed number to the song, serving Beyoncé Realness.
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Producers
Caxina
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Director
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Host
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Creative Director
Caxina
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For a change of pace, for once, Madame Marco didn't win a challenge (shocking I know)
🎶Caxina's Drag Race! Start your Engines! Caxina's Drag Race May the Best Drag Queen Win🎶
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The queens entered the werkroom and found a lipstick message in one of the mirrors, written by Rosa Quartzo. Beannete and Valéria look more shaken than the rest of the queens, and still a bit in shock about this elimination.
XOXO LOVE YOU MOM, LOVE YOU SIS
Madame Thénardier wiped the mirror clean using some detergent and wipes, after reading Rosa Quartzo’s mirror message out loud
“She was really the sweetest person you could ever meet! A bit delusional yeah but that’s my sister…” Said Valéria, looking sad. She cried a little while saying this.
“Truly… When she started doing drag, she was so enthusiastic and was truly a ray of sunshine. I’m so proud of her” Beannete cried while saying this, and the queens from Kukinalia hugged her showing some support
The two queens kept having a moment, while the rest just congratulated Madame Thénardier and Madame Marco
“You lip synced the house down boots!”Siena Caiena praised the queen from Herya
“And Madame Marco condragulations! Third win! Can you please stop winning and leave some challenges for the rest of us?”Ruth Goldberg laughed at the situation”Not but for real… stop winning challenges gurl”
The queens laughed at the situation, but some were getting clearly flustered at her success (do I really need to say names? We all know who they are)
It’s a new day in the werkroom and Beannete looks a bit sadder than usual. Valéria once again looks to her usual cheerful state, but one could see the Beannete was just out of focus.
“I just want to get it started! And maybe I don’t know see someone else win a challenge” Suzy Vodka-Laranja laughed, and the other queens followed suit
“I’m truly suffering from success here I swear to God! I just want to spend some time drinking cocktails and having a kiki with you all”Madame Marco laughed at the joke and replied in the same tone, but she did sound a bit overconfident
Some Queens coughed at her remark, but Madame Thénardier and Siena Caiena tried to keep the air of the room light and goofy
While the queens had fun Nany Invictus entered the room at the sound of a buzzer. She was out of drag and as per usual, only showing the neck down (yas kween).
"Hello Hello Hello! How are you, ladies? Feeling blessed and highly favoured?”
The queens immediately turned their heads to Nany, still cheerful and laughing
“Well, we could do something new, but why not keep going on hip pads? Today’s Mini Challenge we’re making a competition about hip pads (this is clearly not because we sell your things on ebay)!”
Totarina excelled at the challenge, to no one’s surprise because she studied in the mission details everything about hip pads. She just did everything they asked and more. Besides this challenge was basically a do-over of last week’s mini challenge
“Totarina, Condragulations you won… nothing because we’re tired of giving prizes”
All the girls laughed hard at the revelation
“And this week you will act in a commercial named Breastword, about a resort for Drag Queens! Totarina since you won the mini challenge you can decide the teams for this challenge- Ladies Start your Engines! And May the Best Drag Queen… WIN!"
Totarina immediately picked Madame Thénardier and Siena Caiena for her team and then grabbed Valéria since she was clearly feeling good vibes from her. Then she grouped Guida Escarlate with Bruxa Má, Beannete and Miss Betty because those three would keep Guida’s ego in check. Lastly keeping Madame Marco with Ruth Goldberg and Estella so that that team would be chaotic.
Madame Thénardier was a clear stand-out, Totarina’s team all did pretty well, and things considered, delivering a funny commercial with captivating lines and scenes. The leftover team also had a really good dynamic, not as good as the Military Queen team, but still delivering a clear second-best performance. Meanwhile… Team number two just had a mediocre performance. Their jokes weren’t bad, but they weren’t good, and no one stood out from the crowd. It was a bit directionless and unfunny even. A clear downgrade for the last performance Guida was in. A humbling performance even
"Now Ladies, it’s time to bring out your inner Opulence! Category is... Gold!"
Ruth Goldberg, Siena Caiena and Madame Marco brought the best garments of the night. There was not even a competition, they had the clear top 3 best garments on the runway. And they knew how to serve them. Each one had its own unique twist, with Ruth serving a bit more conservative look, a very stunning gown but at the same time so irreverent and creative, Siena serving a beautiful body suit that made her into a goddess on earth and Madame Marco with a Papal outfit, completed with a papal tiara. Totarina, Estella Rubra, Valéria, Bruxa Má and Guida Escarlate brought garments that while stunning and clear representations of their drag persona were just a step behind those other three runways. Meanwhile, Madame Thénardier, Suzy Vodka Laranja, Beannete Minete and Miss Betty had outfits that fit the theme but they just were more basic and their runway walk wasn’t able to sell it as well.
"Now Ladies, when I call your name, please step forward."
"Ruth Goldberg, Estella Rubra, Madame Marco and Suzy Vodka Laranka…your team is safe you may go untuck backstage”
The 4 queens did as they were told
"This means that your two teams represent the tops and the bottoms of the week"
“Totarina, this was another great week for you! You lead your team to such a good sketch and here on the runway you are giving us what we need from you!”
“Bruxa Má do Oeste, my dear in the challenge you, alongside your team, were a bit flat-lined. A very meh job. But here on the runway, this is just a cut above the rest of your teammates, and I have to congratulate you for this runway.”
“Madame Thénardier, your performance in the challenge was just… Amazing! Darling, you delivered every line, every moment you were on the screen we immediately were attracted to you because you were in character, and you were making the entire sketch come together. Really, an amazing job. Here on the runway… you’ve done better previously, but I feel like with your performance in the challenge this runway is really just an afterthought because you blew us away and completely out of the water”
“Beannete Minete, tonight you suffered a great fall from grace. Last week you almost won and this week this is just… a tad bit basic? And I don’t know but I thought you would have done better in the challenge cause really it seemed as if you were lost.”
“Valéria CP, on the challenge, again, your team worked amazingly well. Really! You all did a great job, and you did amazing with your lines. And here on the runway, this is really Valéria realness and I’m living for it.”
“Guida Escarlate, unfortunately, my dear this week you didn’t deliver a good performance… Really this was mediocre. However, on the runway, this is High-Drag and I really enjoy this outfit”
“Siena Caiena your job on the challenge was stellar but here on the runway, you are just on another level. Like Mama, this is cover of Vogue, Paris Fashion Week, and it’s so you! This is such a practical outfit, but you just look like… a golden goddess”
“Miss Betty, my dear, even if I wanted to I can’t remember anything you said on the challenge and even here on the runway… my dear this is not up to par with the rest. You tried to sell it your best but really that wasn’t enough.”
Nany did a pause before continuing
“While the judges and I deliberate, you girls go join the others in the Untuck Lounge”
The queens all meet up in the Untuck Lounge, grabbing some cocktails in the meantime.
Ruth Goldberg and Estella Rubra were having a pretty big confrontation while the rest of the cast were just dumbfounded at their lack of maturity. Ruth made a sly remark about Estella’s fashion sense, and Estella replied talking about Ruth’s lack of talent and it only went downhill from there.
While that fight happened, Madame Marco and Siena were very close, uplifting each other and talking about how they were both spectacular and couldn’t imagine themselves continuing on this competition without the other. Some other contestants however were feeling like that about others that were already gone. Maybe the mother couldn’t see her daughter go. Maybe the Pink Hair didn’t need a crown, maybe she needed to spend more time with her baby
Madame Marco and Valéria decided to separate Ruth and Estella and went outside with the queen from Olarista. There they shared personal memories to each other. The queen from Alentejo and Algarve was clearly doing better than her mom. The queens from Kukinalia took Estella to also catch some air and breathe, but their conversation wasn’t nearly as meaningful.
Then a bell rang marking the end of Untucked.
“Queens back on the stage! Last Call!”
Back on the stage, Nany Invictus looked to the 8 competitors before delivering some final remarks about their performance.
“Siena Caiena, maybe all that shine’s isn’t gold, but you are 20 karat”
“Bruxa Má do Oeste, on the challenge you were more like copper”
“Beannete Minete, tonight we lost you, can we find you next week?”
“Madame Thénardier, your performance shone brighter than a diamond”
“Totarina, you lead your team so well… you deserve a golden medal”
“Guida Escarlate, you went from Broadway to off-off-Broadway”
“Valéria CP, on the challenge you served top podium”
“Miss Betty, you are still hiding yourself. When is the cocoons falling off?
Nany did a dramatic pause before revealing the results
“Madame Thénardier, condragulations my dear you are the winner of this week’s challenge. You won a one week stay at Palácio da Junqueira, courtesy of The Crown Estate of Caxina”Madame Thénardier thanked Nany in tears
“The rest of your team is safe! You may join the other girls”Everyone from the first team went back to the stage
The four queens left on the stage looked anxiously at Nany and the rest of the judges, with Beannete looking emotionless in comparison with the rest.
“Beannete Minete, I’m sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination” The Pink Haired queen sighed but she didn’t seem surprised
“Miss Betty, unfortunately, you are also up for elimination”
“Bruxa Má do Oeste and Guida Escarlate… you two are safe. You may join the other girls!”They thanked Nan, doing a slight bow.
The screen briefly cuts into confessionals, with Miss Betty was just talking about how she wasn’t going home tonight, while Beannete just talked about how she didn’t plan to lipsync. She was going to stand in one place and just wait to go home. She didn’t feel like she could keep going on this competition
“Two Queens stand before me. Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lipsync performance to What You Get is What You See by “Tina Turnt Her” I mean Tina Turner!” The camera cuts to the panel of judges with the bad bitch of the Judges, Julia Eucalipto, looking very excited “Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself FROM ELIMINATION! The time has come for you to lip-sync… for your life! Good luck and don’t funk it up!”
Miss Betty served a very adequate lipsync to the song. She knew the words; she had the moves. Was it the best lipsync you have ever seen on this show? No. Was it a good lipsync that you would probably give money to if it was in a bar? Yes. Either way, while Miss Betty lip-synced for her mothertucking life, Beannete took off her shoes and just stood there in one place. The rest of the cast screamed at her to do something, but she was there, statuesque, frozen in place. She had given up.
After they were done Nany clapped a bit, but Julia Eucalipto was clearly dissapointed. Nany without even waiting for the producers just spoke out loud.
“Miss Betty Wintour! Shantay, you Stay!”
The Blonde Queen from Caxina hugged the pink haired queen from Caxina and returned to the back of the stage
“Beannete Minete, you are and you will always be, a Drag Superhero. Now Sashay Away!”
The Drag Mother of Valéria and Rosa Quartzo thanked Nany and went to the back of the stage where she finally put on a last parting smile
“How’s My Head? Well, haven’t had any complaints! Oh wait that’s not very mothering of me. What can I say except: In here…”she places her hand on her heart”I Already won”
Beannete Minete left the stage with her signature strong strut, with the rest of the girls cheering her on
"Now if you can’t love yourself how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else can I get a gayman up in here?!"
The Queen screamed “Gayman”
“Now let the Music Play!” What You Get is What You See by Tina Turner was heard on the runway and the queens exited the stage doing a very chaotic dance that was truly serving Mother Tina Turner.
[Versão PT]
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Producers
Caxina
Pinto da Costa
Director
Caxina
Host
Caxina
Creative Director
Caxina
Corrupt Leader truly funding this
Pinto da Costa
Hope you enjoy this weeks episode, and I will await any feedback on your end
Madame Thénardier getting a well deserved win! Madame Marco acting a little more congenial this week is such character development for her. 😁
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