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New Waldensia wrote:Oh brother. If UM is a fascist it's the best undercover operation in NS.

This

Gagium wrote:Not really, he one of them?

I'm not completely sure, but I have my suspicions that he was an NPO spy in Lardyland.

If UM is a fascist, I must be a Neolib.

Liberated American Provinces wrote:The summer before I graduated high school, my brother and I tried to rebuild all our Star Wars sets. Currently have the Republic Cruiser, Nute Gunray's shuttle, and Tie Interceptor on the shelf above the desk

by the looks of it my lego outpost will be rebuilt this yeat. I'm disappointed no one wanted to take my offer they could send the sets I give them money and cash its a shame i KNow a fair deal

Confederate farmers wrote:by the looks of it my lego outpost will be rebuilt this yeat. I'm disappointed no one wanted to take my offer they could send the sets I give them money and cash its a shame i KNow a fair deal

Your mom told you no buying toys online, we’re just listening to her...

Gagium wrote:Not really, he one of them?

Yes, it's a weird story. I'll give a summary, but I might be remembering some of this wrong because it happened a long time ago.

Ballpit used to be in the government of Lardyland and operated a raider region called The Yeet Army, whose mission was to annex all yeet-themed regions. Lardyland and TYA were both allies against the Pacific and collaborated with each other during the Battle of St Abbaddon on the side of the anti-Pacific forces.

One day, Ballpit had an argument with a bunch of Lardyland politicians. This argument ended with him saying he was planning to overthrow the Lardy government. The Lardy politicians then began saying Ballpit should be kicked from the region for treason. Ballpit said to me that he wasn't actually planning to overthrow the government and that he only said that because the Lardy politicians kept on arguing with him beforehand about their suspicions of him and he wanted them to stop arguing with him. I do not know who to believe because I never saw the argument myself and only heard about it secondhand.

Eventually, he finally left Lardyland and TYA became enemies with Lardyland, although TYA maintained its anti-Pacific stance and True Land, a region I was in, managed to maintain relations with both. After TYA annexed all of the yeet-themed regions it could find, Lily absorbed TYA on Ballpit's request, although the region itself was given to The Order of the Grey Wardens. Once this happened, Ballpit had a change in heart and decided to join the Pacific and Antifa.

Gagium wrote:Your mom told you no buying toys online, we’re just listening to her...

my mom refused to let me use her computer to but it. she refused to let me use my cash to buy it. with Warhammer, I wanted to buy a set and she said no after she promised I could. beeing 22 doesn't have any perks I can't drink and I'm not yet independent quite yet

Marxist Memorial wrote:Yes, it's a weird story. I'll give a summary, but I might be remembering some of this wrong because it happened a long time ago.

Ballpit used to be in the government of Lardyland and operated a raider region called The Yeet Army, whose mission was to annex all yeet-themed regions. Lardyland and TYA were both allies against the Pacific and collaborated with each other during the Battle of St Abbaddon on the side of the anti-Pacific forces.

One day, Ballpit had an argument with a bunch of Lardyland politicians. This argument ended with him saying he was planning to overthrow the Lardy government. The Lardy politicians then began saying Ballpit should be kicked from the region for treason. Ballpit said to me that he wasn't actually planning to overthrow the government and that he only said that because the Lardy politicians kept on arguing with him beforehand about their suspicions of him and he wanted them to stop arguing with him. I do not know who to believe because I never saw the argument myself and only heard about it secondhand.

Eventually, he finally left Lardyland and TYA became enemies with Lardyland, although TYA maintained its anti-Pacific stance and True Land, a region I was in, managed to maintain relations with both. After TYA annexed all of the yeet-themed regions it could find, Lily absorbed TYA on Ballpit's request, although the region itself was given to The Order of the Grey Wardens. Once this happened, Ballpit had a change in heart and decided to join the Pacific and Antifa.

Antifa? You mean "Anti-anyone-who-is-right-wing-that-we-call-fascist"?

Confederate farmers wrote:my mom refused to let me use her computer to but it. she refused to let me use my cash to buy it. with Warhammer, I wanted to buy a set and she said no after she promised I could. beeing 22 doesn't have any perks I can't drink and I'm not yet independent quite yet

Uhh

Marxist Memorial wrote:Yes, it's a weird story. I'll give a summary, but I might be remembering some of this wrong because it happened a long time ago.

Ballpit used to be in the government of Lardyland and operated a raider region called The Yeet Army, whose mission was to annex all yeet-themed regions. Lardyland and TYA were both allies against the Pacific and collaborated with each other during the Battle of St Abbaddon on the side of the anti-Pacific forces.

One day, Ballpit had an argument with a bunch of Lardyland politicians. This argument ended with him saying he was planning to overthrow the Lardy government. The Lardy politicians then began saying Ballpit should be kicked from the region for treason. Ballpit said to me that he wasn't actually planning to overthrow the government and that he only said that because the Lardy politicians kept on arguing with him beforehand about their suspicions of him and he wanted them to stop arguing with him. I do not know who to believe because I never saw the argument myself and only heard about it secondhand.

Eventually, he finally left Lardyland and TYA became enemies with Lardyland, although TYA maintained its anti-Pacific stance and True Land, a region I was in, managed to maintain relations with both. After TYA annexed all of the yeet-themed regions it could find, Lily absorbed TYA on Ballpit's request, although the region itself was given to The Order of the Grey Wardens. Once this happened, Ballpit had a change in heart and decided to join the Pacific and Antifa.

Pretty good summary. The fact that he switched to the NPO so fast after ending TYA made me suspect that he was actually sent by the NPO to overthow Lardyland. I know, from him, that his original plan was to overthrow Lardyland. And if you go to the NSGP discord, you can see him talk about how he hates Lardyland. I'm just uncertain if he was sent by the NPO or, in fact, just joined them later.

Yes, I've clearly been a secret fascist this whole time. In all seriousness though, it was a mistake for me to cooperate with CCD.

Gagium wrote:The CCD’s “new” government is now trying to apologize to the NSGP crowd...for existing, apparently. What a joke.

"A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within."

The CCD's failures lie in her people and their shortcomings.

United Massachusetts wrote:Yes, I've clearly been a secret fascist this whole time.

UM the Bernie Bro has been eXpOsEd

New Waldensia wrote:UM the Bernie Bro has been eXpOsEd

BERNIE 2020

United Massachusetts wrote:Yes, I've clearly been a secret fascist this whole time. In all seriousness though, it was a mistake for me to cooperate with CCD.

>Secret Fascist

Gagium Holy Rhinish Islands Ibenta Emerisis

UM is SH material.

Our executives decided to give us a break for Christmas, but we are back in business . . . at least for now!

I would like wish all of our customers a belated Happy New Year! And with the new year, comes the new decade and a very important question.

So come sip on some complimentary Covfefe as we look at a defining feature of the past decade!

Nambian Covfefe Company wrote:Our executives decided to give us a break for Christmas, but we are back in business . . . at least for now!

I would like wish all of our customers a belated Happy New Year! And with the new year, comes the new decade and a very important question.

So come sip on some complimentary Covfefe as we look at a defining feature of the past decade!

Literally the meme that was in part responsible for the populist movement of the late 2010's is losing to some hacker.

San Carlos Islands wrote:Literally the meme that was in part responsible for the populist movement of the late 2010's is losing to some hacker.

Israel must've rigged the poll ;)

San Carlos Islands wrote:>Secret Fascist

Gagium Holy Rhinish Islands Ibenta Emerisis

UM is SH material.

Can we make him a gamer..?

Gagium wrote:



Official Confederation Communication. 22-01-2020. Royal Ule, ShrewLlamaLand.


To those concerned, and to NationStates as a whole,

The criticisms of this Confederation are just. We have, time and time again, behaved in a way that is unacceptable. We have been petulant, erratic and, at times, malevolent. We have infringed upon regional sovereignties. We have caused the wider interregional community unnecessary grief.

Today, the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators issues a formal apology for its actions over the last two years.

We acknowledge and condemn our offensive operations against (the now destroyed) Yorktown Aristocracy, the memory of which lives on in the surviving nation of YoKrToN. Yorktown, we are sorry.

We acknowledge and condemn our offensive operations against The New Mappers Union and its founder, Democratic Empire of Romania. DER, we are sorry.

We acknowledge and condemn our offensive operations against Europe and its delegate, Imperium Anglorum, whom we unjustly vilified throughout the World Assembly. IA, we are sorry.

We acknowledge and condemn our offensive operations against other regional founders and delegates. We are sorry.

We acknowledge and condemn our offensive operations against The North Pacific and its delegate, McMasterdonia. We admit to the conception and execution of “Operation 84”. We accept responsibility for the actions of Ikea rike and its attempted violation of The North Pacific’s sovereignty. TNP, we are sorry.

We acknowledge and condemn our tyrannical administration over our own Confederation nations and peoples. We apologise to those member nations who have suffered as a result of their association with the Confederation. CCD, we are sorry.

We acknowledge and condemn all our actions that have disrupted the daily workings of nations and regions. We acknowledge and condemn our incessant wiring of telegrams. We acknowledge and condemn our manipulation and abuse of the World Assembly. NationStates, we are sorry.

As we reflect on our past behaviour, we realise that the time has come to embrace a new Confederation. We understand that, although the journey will be a slow one, we must move forward to build for our community a very different future.

We acknowledge and condemn the irate leadership of Jocospor, along with the policies of its Imperial Law. Forthwith and so according to the contingency plan “Operation Seismic Toss”, ShrewLlamaLand will replace Jocospor as the Confederation’s World Assembly Delegate. Jocospor will assume a less authoritative role within Confederation society, and Imperial Law will be corrected over time to reflect the Imperial Empire’s newfound position.

We acknowledge and condemn the offensive embassies that we have held over time. To pay our respects, we have commenced the closure of all the Confederation’s embassies, save the penal colony of Vangmar and the military asset of Chrome Company. We understand that we should have taken this move long ago. To all those we have hurt through our association with undesirables, we are sorry.

We resolve that a new page in our region’s history can now be written, one that embraces all nations of this Confederation, our regional allies, and the greater NationStates community as a whole.

To the nations of the Confederation, we say: Do not interpret this apology as one of weakness. This is an apology of maturity, one that should have been delivered long ago. There is no humiliation to this act, only sincerity.

To the sovereignties and communities of NationStates, we say: there will be change. We do not expect that we shall be forgiven overnight, nor do we expect to be forgiven. We do not deserve forgiveness. We acknowledge this. We are sorry.

Yet there will be change, and change for the better.

Thank you,

Heelain Curronfold
Acting-Viceroy of the Confederation

and
President-Designate of the Council of Seventeen
VENUSIAN ADVISORY DIRECTORATE

The Empire of ShrewLlamaLand
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators



The Office of the Acting-Viceroy. Authorised by the Venusian Advisory Directorate, ShrewLlamaLand. Copyright 2020.

HAIL THE CONFEDERATION!


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The CCD’s “new” government is now trying to apologize to the NSGP crowd...for existing, apparently. What a joke.

Yeah that's kind of pathetic.

Otira wrote:Yeah that's kind of pathetic.

https://imgur.com/cVjl9oC
https://imgur.com/SroL2SJ
https://imgur.com/j3Q4h5r
https://imgur.com/SdBPBU6

Eh, it's not as pathetic as this person who said racist stuff and then changed their discord name and profile pic to mine...

I guess I apparently just leaked "my" own racist comments lmao

Absolute clowns. Get a life

Kavagrad get a life and stop impersonating me. Stay away from me. Stop spreading fake screenshots of some LARPer impersonating me and claiming I'm "racist and anti-semitic". You are a liar, a fraud, and an overall horrible person who has no moral standards and who impersonates others.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669365033591111720/669367940612751397/gagium.PNG

Gagium wrote:Kavagrad get a life and stop impersonating me. Stay away from me. Stop spreading fake screenshots of some LARPer impersonating me and claiming I'm "racist and anti-semitic". You are a liar, a fraud, and an overall horrible person who has no moral standards and who impersonates others.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669365033591111720/669367940612751397/gagium.PNG

To be clear on this, these logs were public information, leaked into the NSGP server weeks ago. I wasn't aware of them until a significant time had passed after they were posted. This didn't come from me, I'm simply passing the logs onto the people I think should be aware of them. Your accusations that I would bother going to the trouble of framing you are ridiculous.

If you want to know who leaked these logs, try and contact a mod in the NSGP Discord, maybe they'll be willing to hand you the leaker's ID.

Kava-Traveller wrote:To be clear on this, these logs were public information, leaked into the NSGP server weeks ago. I wasn't aware of them until a significant time had passed after they were posted. This didn't come from me, I'm simply passing the logs onto the people I think should be aware of them. Your accusations that I would bother going to the trouble of framing you are ridiculous.

If you want to know who leaked these logs, try and contact a mod in the NSGP Discord, maybe they'll be willing to hand you the leaker's ID.

So your friends in NSGP (coincidentally after the FCN discord attack) had screenshots of "me" making racist comments..That I weren't even aware of?

I don't trust you. You and your associates in your communist regions have every motive to want to frame me, and I still quite frankly think this is disgusting and you're disgusting for buying this and spreading this. The fact that you're even helping this attempt and whoever is behind this is gross.

Your friends in NSGP can get a life and stop impersonating people for a laugh to try and ruin their reputation on this site. I want to know these NSGP discord mods (I believe I got banned from the NSGP discord after the first Liberate FCN proposal, ironically..Racist little me apparently :/) and why they're doing this.

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