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I'll enslave your entire population and set them to work in my colonies elsewhere mining, and to the mines in my new capital.
Bruh, one of my recent headlines was ‘Old Man Yells at Cloud’. -_-
We sing the song of the crow
We go where others don’t go
Danger? A mere nuisance small
To those who burn in chaos…
Rock and roll! >:D
Okay, now I’m definitely starting to think you’re her. 
Intervection Cube came here, and now you. Why would you come to the middle of nowhere, filled with dangerous creatures?
Idk, cus.
Why not-?
Also, you can ask “Intervection Cube” if I’m them.
No is probably the answer you’ll get.
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one abandoned me, but the second did not.
Uh… do you need to let of a little poisonous steam? Come destroy stuff, there’s a free time slot later today.
Nice poem.
You serious?!
In the future in the RMB I’m gonna look back and say “hey that’s me” and thinking I time travelled, I am sometimes really random and stupid at times and I don’t know why.
Made a story, if you want to check it out it’s here.
So one time i was at the gym and i kept working out with her, i was getting along but secretly she was an employee at a store.
So when i went to go get groceries, i saw her. So i got my stuff went to her checkout and the thing she did was shocking
She acted like she did not know me.
So the next day at the gym we were like getting along so the next tine i went to the store i saw her again and waved. She looked at me like i ate a spider and said “Who are you?” And i was like “I’m your workout buddy at the gym” and she was actually.
THE TWIN OF THE GIRL I WORKED OUT WITH
Sometimes i just get twins and siblings and stuff like that, puzzled up. So now I don’t wave to someone that looked like I know.
Anyways bye and hoped you enjoyed this story. :]
T w i n s
Ngl, they should really add a laser-eyes emoji.
I have officially installed slavery as a policy. It is legal now.
I have
Liquid ham.
Elbow rage.
Plaid bananas.
Cockroach patrol.
Pineapple marriage
Ah, yes, the five horsemen/Nuckalavees of cursed groceries. You forgot the virus-infected radioactive milk, though :/
And she said “I don’t think I love you no more” and I was like “I pay the bills, taxes, electricity and so much more. Your street is your new home!” And then she never came back…
Ah, I (actually don’t) know the feeling. Honestly, you ask a woman to cook, clean, fix your clock, take care of the livestock, join you in murder plots, help you blow up your boss’s house, fend off thousands of protestors, etc… and this is what you get. :/
She literally made me do everything, she never did ANYTHING, cause she too busy cheating on me in tinder.
If you want, I can arrange a… vanishment. I heard her Duolingo streak is shockingly low, and she rarely ever buys Mr. Clean…
And she keeps watching this thing called “skibidi rizz Ohio sigma!” Like what is that?!?! 😭😭😭
Alright, that’s it. Prepare your military, we’re doing a raid.
WAR HAS BEGUN 🗡️⚔️
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