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North American Imperial State wrote:[Spoiler][

First, Any map uptates

Second, RP or i make you /s

uhh dont got any updates and rp uh
the wabash confederation exists

Chizale wrote:Kea: Oh hey Quipos!
She immediately hugs him

Quipos: "Hello darling..."

He gives her a kiss, to the immediate disgust of Miale and Jyan. Calstor doesn't notice.

"Well, I'm back. I am the Duke now..."

Miale: "Who is that guy?"

Chizale

Chizale

Untecna wrote:Quipos: "Hello darling..."

He gives her a kiss, to the immediate disgust of Miale and Jyan. Calstor doesn't notice.

"Well, I'm back. I am the Duke now..."

Miale: "Who is that guy?"

Kea: Miale jyan this is my husband Quipos.
Quipos these are the children of yano...
Also that's great news!

New Ryansville wrote:uhh dont got any updates and rp uh
the wabash confederation exists

Im going to do several things tommorow

Take over all of Maryland in a series of several post

Go to you, Confederation of Maryland Forever!

Chizale wrote:Kea: Mile jyan this is my husband Quipos.
Quipos these are the children of yano...
Also that's great news!

Quipos: "Mhm... and... wait, these are the Emperor's children? Why hello there, Your Majesties."

He bows to them, since they are of higher status than him. Miale and Jyan look very confused, and Calstor finally looks over.

Chizale

Untecna wrote:Quipos: "Mhm... and... wait, these are the Emperor's children? Why hello there, Your Majesties."

He bows to them, since they are of higher status than him. Miale and Jyan look very confused, and Calstor finally looks over.

Kea: Well seeing how your Emperor here Quipos you don't have to bow to anyone

Chizale wrote:Kea: Well seeing how your Emperor here Quipos you don't have to bow to anyone

Quipos: "Ah, but they are of higher status to my other title, Kea. I must bow to them, it is custom."

(I've labeled him as Emperor Consort)

Chizale

Untecna wrote:Quipos: "Ah, but they are of higher status to my other title, Kea. I must bow to them, it is custom."

(I've labeled him as Emperor Consort)

(Alright.)

Kea: Suit yourself then.

Chizale wrote:(Alright.)

Kea: Suit yourself then.

Quipos: "Mhm."

Miale: "...why did he bow to us?"

Chizale

Untecna wrote:Quipos: "Mhm."

Miale: "...why did he bow to us?"

Kea: Because he's a Duke from one of your nation's dutchies

Chizale wrote:Kea: Because he's a Duke from one of your nation's dutchies

Miale: "...huh?"

Quipos: "You are of higher status than me, in Untecna."

Chizale

Untecna wrote:Miale: "...huh?"

Quipos: "You are of higher status than me, in Untecna."

Kea: ...

Chizale wrote:Kea: ...

Miale: "...I'm confused..."

Chizale

Untecna wrote:Miale: "...I'm confused..."

Kea: ...

Chizale wrote:Kea: ...

Quipos: "You are the Emperor's daughter, I am just a Duke in the Empire. You have a higher status, and therefore, it is customary to bow to you."

Miale is still confused, but she doesn't ask any more. She will ask Yano when she sees him again.

"So, darling, how is Vita?"

Chizale

Untecna wrote:Quipos: "You are the Emperor's daughter, I am just a Duke in the Empire. You have a higher status, and therefore, it is customary to bow to you."

Miale is still confused, but she doesn't ask any more. She will ask Yano when she sees him again.

"So, darling, how is Vita?"

Kea: She had a fight at school she didn't cause it but she's suspended regardless...

Neuer Vegas pog

Chizale wrote:Kea: She had a fight at school she didn't cause it but she's suspended regardless...

Quipos: "...she didn't start it, and she got punished?"

Kingdom Of Englands and Chizale

Untecna wrote:Quipos: "...she didn't start it, and she got punished?"

Kea: Yes so obviously she's mad and I'm going to go talk to the principal soon.
So I would like you to talk to Vita

Chizale wrote:Kea: Yes so obviously she's mad and I'm going to go talk to the principal soon.
So I would like you to talk to Vita

He shows so unconfidence in his tone.

Quipos: "...are you sure, darling?"

Chizale

Untecna wrote:He shows so unconfidence in his tone.

Quipos: "...are you sure, darling?"

Kea: You always know what to say I have plenty of faith in you

Xeosia later wrote:The Scholar who had invented the flak guns receives a new report. This second report from the scouting organism was half burnt, either by the panicking scout or actual fire. The Scholar reads the report, then reads it again, and is still so flabbergasted he has to read it a third time. "Those Bastard Lizards are throwing rocks now? Giant flaming rocks. Hell. We need better flak guns." The Scholar begins writing a letter to the person who actually built the flak guns.
The Scholar's letter reaches the head engineer two days later. The head Engineer reads it, then immediately has his factory get to work on making a second batch of flak guns. This second batch of flak guns would have a part entirely devoted to faster ammo creation, and this second batch would also have six legs which could be maneuvered very quickly.

Free city of eastern shuckleita wrote:

When fire rains from the sky

The vicious beasts landed atop the site, annoyance in their breath. Blood splatters their wings. Scaled plates are chipped and damaged. They drop down for a pant. A nearby resting dragon wakes up from his noon nap to take a glance at the two buffoons who are resting among him. To his dismay, he knows them very well.
"Oh goodie, the two fools have rammed themselves into a mountainside." The resting dragon states, annoyed.
"Drake I wish we been hitting mountains, these suckas firin metal!" One of the landing dragons says in a very strange accent
"Yeah, these guys sure are scary!" The third dragon says, frightened.
"If you really want them to stop, use fire. The idiots can barely hit a mountain, much less you buffoons flying at max speed."
"You think we ain't try that? Drake, these guys got guns, big gun, fast guns. It ain't matter they miss the first time, these humuns got rapid firing heat. It's like they got good tech or somein."
"I would recommend you a good mountain pass to go around, but I would rather fly alone."
"Drake, come on, give us somethin to help us. We have places to go."
"Like, we really want to get those hot serpents in Zændesú" The strange accent speaking man pushes his friend with his claws
"Are you really going to bother me over your sex life, because frankly I can care less."
"These humans, they gonna shoot up all the mountains next, you'll see."
The old serpent didn't really want to do anything for these men. He couldn't care less if they lived or died. However, he could tell they wouldn't stop pestering him until he actually did something.
"If you savages really want to know how to beat the humans, be more intelligent than just ramming your heads against them."
The old one snatched up a bolder and held it at an angle upward in his clutches. He then began breathing massive fire. The gasses escaping threatened to tear the rock away, but he persisted with his grip. Once the rock began to burn like eating spicy plants, he just chucks it by swinging his head and throws it far away. Somewhere near the human city a farmhouse in obliterated and the nearby areas burst into flame.
"Drake, how in the fortresses of ancient dragons did you manage to do that?"
"Nanomachines, son Actual intelligence, it makes a large difference."

The ash of burnt farmland clogged the sky with smoke and ash. Commander Aspurîn was eating literal excrement. First he had to fend off another cultist and his bundle of boneheads at the peak of dawn. Secondly two dragons just randomly crossing the sky get shot at by the new guns the King had installed, and now there is a minor fire in the town square. Lastly the dragons were luckily fended off by the guns, but now the dragons are lobbing great balls of fire at the farmland around the town. The guns are helping as best they can, but half the farmland is still on fire, and he still has demonic cultists to track down while all of this is going down. If damned Înarĵu weren't so lacking in the faithful he might actually have prayed to the Goddess.

He finished his status report to be sent to the duke and the king later that evening. The fireballs had finally stopped as the squid guns ran out of ammo and the dragons decided to just go for it and fly away over the village. The squid guns could not generate ammo in enough time, and lucky for that. Endless bombardment is misery, for those who haven't seen it, and he did not want to have to deal with any siege like situations, not after Ganop. He shivers as he makes the final seal on the letter and hands it to a servant who nearby. He then orders the servant to give it to the messengers and relay orders to send the message to its recipients. Once he is finally done with all of that the exhausted man takes to his couch and sits down in a much deserved break. He is low on sleep and rest, spending 16 hours straight working to defend the city. He pulls out a bottle of wine and prepares to open and consume its contents. The local wine of the duchy is glorious, the many vineyards working to create luscious and intoxicating drinks. This is all interrupted when a soldier bursts through the gates to the commander's room.
"Sir, we need to organize the reconstruct-"
"F************ck!"
A brief silence follows
"Sir, are you good?"

Stuck in a ditch

"This bridge really needs handle bars, no wonder the damned thing fell over." The soldier stomps the bridge a few times for no apparent reason. The bridge is made up of bare logs on the top with worked wood as supports. The supports formed a few arks, allowing the river to flow by their dark hide. However, the river has been dry lately as there is a massive clog of water upstream due to a bunch of junk falling in the river, redirecting it. The innocent town never saw the gushing water coming. Wet mud surrounds the bridge for this reason.
"Ah, there it-tis. The fine mechanism." The engineer says. The mobile spider was currently not having fun trying to dislodge itself from the Kingdom's might mud. Even Xeosians have their limits.
"Oh oh, there is goes." The same man says.
The mighty machine dislodges and uprights itself before the thing decides to wonder off back to its old position.
"Where's the bloody bastard headed now?"
"Back to its jolly old position. It came here to shoot some big stones."
"Should we follow, survey the damage and whatnot."
"I thought you'd never ask, mostly because you're very lazy, follow me." Sônæld the Impenetrable grumbled as he followed the engineer and the strange foreign machine vibing towards the burnt field. Some of it was caused by the dragons, but his guardship was no stranger to conflict. He struts through the fields to find a splotch of blood.
"Don't tell me those things have begun consuming people."
"The kill appears to be much large than your presumed 'people.'"
The two investigate the strange body that is parked inside of a bunch of damaged and burnt trees. The whole thing is a bloody and disgusting mess.
"This is a bloody and disgusting mess."
"Are these... there appears to be a quantity of scales."
The two loop around the backside and investigate the creature more.
"Those are definitely tail fins."
"Does that transform into the previous sludge being the head?"
The two look out upon the horizon.
"There is another."
"There are billions."

Chizale wrote:Kea: You always know what to say I have plenty of faith in you

Quipos: "...okay."

He goes to Vita's room, then, and knocks on her door.

"Vita... please open your door."

Chizale

Untecna wrote:Quipos: "...okay."

He goes to Vita's room, then, and knocks on her door.

"Vita... please open your door."

Vita does so

Vita: Hey Quipos

Chizale wrote:Vita does so

Vita: Hey Quipos

Quipos: "...can I come into your room?"

Kingdom Of Englands and Chizale

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