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William Beebe wrote:The Region of Save Our Planet welcomes the new embassy with Laraniem!
It is an honor to establish diplomatic relations with you.
Your nations are always welcome to post on our RMB concerning any issues that affect our Earth.
Please let any of your fellow regions with the Eco-Friendly Tag know about us.

May the good times begin!

Sidramye

Sidramye

Any news about the war? What’s going on? Is the truce still in affect?

Sidramye wrote:Any news about the war? What’s going on? Is the truce still in affect?

Ahh yes. Very peace. Many. Lots of no fight. No gigantic space stations capable of wiping out whole planets aimed at Kaonashia. Many good, all fine. Very no-fight.

Uh....Want some tea? We have coffee too

Sidramye

Hagston wrote:We're at a truce though. It's going quite peacefully and well. Kaonashia will never suspect the attack

TOOO LATE REALITY BOMB GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

YOU CANT STOP IT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED..... ALSO THAT DOGE STAR BELONGS TO MEEEE MEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ANYWAY NEW RP RESET:SUBTERNEAN WAR

Approximately 30 minutes before this scientist have been attacked by a species of humanoid Subterraneans so we have another attack from aliens but this time from under our home

SO KIDS... check under your beds for any holes and keep your family close and your enemies even closer to use as meat shields so that you can escape...(Totally not promoting Kidnapping of children by children for children)

Dogeanea wrote:TOOO LATE REALITY BOMB GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

YOU CANT STOP IT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED..... ALSO THAT DOGE STAR BELONGS TO MEEEE MEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ANYWAY NEW RP RESET:SUBTERNEAN WAR

Approximately 30 minutes before this scientist have been attacked by a species of humanoid Subterraneans so we have another attack from aliens but this time from under our home

SO KIDS... check under your beds for any holes and keep your family close and your enemies even closer to use as meat shields so that you can escape...(Totally not promoting Kidnapping of children by children for children)

Um...Doge, I don't think the bomb was set properly. It appears we travelled back to.....

An hour ago?

Sidramye

News Time!

https://y3l10w.wixsite.com/laraniemnews/post/an-end-to-the-war

Sidramye

Hagston, Koxor, Down unian, Sidramye:

A big announcement regarding the current war and a statement from the Assamblea Colonial is coming soon. Representatives, journalists and diplomats are welcome to Stella Island II to attend a press conference as long as they can show a valid license or identity card from their countries of origin.

Sidramye and Down unian

Hagston wrote:Um...Doge, I don't think the bomb was set properly. It appears we travelled back to.....

An hour ago?

Welp there goes a perfectly good chance..... wait why are we all becoming doges.....

Starting a new Laraniem Series post on r/dogelore

Sidramye

Kaonashia wrote:Hagston, Koxor, Down unian, Sidramye:

A big announcement regarding the current war and a statement from the Assamblea Colonial is coming soon. Representatives, journalists and diplomats are welcome to Stella Island II to attend a press conference as long as they can show a valid license or identity card from their countries of origin.

Zemeti Olaj attands with two men who look suspiciously like bodyguards.

Kaonashia

Koxor wrote:Zemeti Olaj attands with two men who look suspiciously like bodyguards.

Hagston's stunt double Prime Minister, Tom Golok, is also spotted amongst the crowd

Kaonashia

Hagston wrote:Hagston's stunt double Prime Minister, Tom Golok, is also spotted amongst the crowd

Yovel von DeBergs twin is spotted on a suspicious looking device

Hagston and Kaonashia

Sidramye wrote:Yovel von DeBergs twin is spotted on a suspicious looking device

The stunt double Prime Minister's Head Officer dressed in all black with sunglasses and an earpiece on is seen walking around holding a big red button Tamagotchi

Kaonashia

My favorite candy is toenails

All people are gathered in what seems to be an enourmous auditorium of the Colonial Castle of Stella Island II. There is a scene that mostly looks the like the one of a theater from the 1800s. There is a tall small table in the middle of the scene and a small microphone. Behind as a background there are a row with Kaonashian and Laraniemian flags. Its loud as everyone are speaking and having conversations with eachother. The entrances with enourmous castle doors remain open. The speechers that some kinda old make an announcement that the press conference will begin in seconds.

Five No-Faces step forward on the scene revealing themself from backstage, they are each accompanied by one Älva of their own, (a type of faerie), one of them seemingly bigger steps forward to the microphone with two No-Faces on each side on the scene, staring into nothing they seem with their masks which have a friendly facial expression at the moment.

You hear an adrogynous whisper and a light wind blowing on your face seemingly from nowhere, the whisper can be heard as if you were being whispered on from your ear when in fact the speaking individual is standing on the scene in reality:

"Greetings fellow Laraniemians... We, the Assamblea Colonial... are announcing that... we have recieved... a direct order from... the Assamblea Espiritual... who has demanded... all offensive military actions... to cease... and redirect all efforts... to focus on Project Altaq... Therefore... all Kaonashian military units will... retreat from all so far conquered lands except... the southern lands, airs and waters... of Hagston... with Kaonashian military presence remaining... until a peace treaty... exclusively between... Hagston and Kaonashia... has been achieved... If any of you dare to attempt to attack Kaonashia agai... or in any way... break the truce... You Will Be Met By Full Force Without Mercy... if neccesary we will even raise Hell upon our foolish deviant enemies... if any of you... dare to attack... Kaonashia is stronger then you think... the planet's habitability and health depends... on us... keeping it clean.. and free from... ignorance... evil... egoism..."

The No-Face pauses

"Any questions?" C:

Hagston and Chichiyaku

Kaonashia wrote:

The No-Face pauses

"Any questions?" C:

"Ah—cough cough— Yes um....over here. I'm a jour cough —journalist from the LNC, I just was—cough cough wondering what this "Project Altaq" might be? After a quick Gargle Search, all we could find was some technology company. Does this have anything to do with you, Mr...or Mrs.....wait. ummm. Kind...... thing?

Chichiyaku, Kaonashia, and Sidramye

Kaonashia wrote:(Many stuff, much long)
"Any questions?" C:

After having a quiet talk with his head diplomat, Zemeti Olaj raises his hand, then realises he is not in school and lowers it again. Trying his best not to look at the No-Face, he says,

"Mr... thing..." - here he looks at the Hagstonian journalist for support - "My head diplomat has told me... ahem, no I have decided myself... that Koxor will not accept this offer unless we are also considered in your peace treaty with Hagston." He looks again at the diplomat, who nods encouragingly. "Therefore, we will continue the ceasefire, but the war will not end unless we are also given a seat or six at the negotiation table."

Zemeti Olaj sits down again, looking quite relieved.

Hagston, Chichiyaku, Kaonashia, and Sidramye

Welcome Alamonian republic!

Kaonashia and Sidramye

Quiet today. Cat got everyone's tongue?

Kaonashia

Sidramye

Hagston wrote:Quiet today. Cat got everyone's tongue?

I guess

Hagston and Kaonashia

Hagston wrote:Quiet today. Cat got everyone's tongue?

Gurgle Translate™

Input: MMM HMMMMP MM HMMT HMM SMMHMM MM NGMMM!

Direct Translation: AHH HELP MY CAT HAS STOLEN MY TONGUE!
Polite Translation: Please may I have some assistance, for my cat seems to have stolen my tongue?

©Gurgle Translate, 2020

Hagston and Kaonashia

Hey I have a poll for roleplay
page=poll/p=160681

Chichiyaku and Kaonashia

Koxor wrote:Gurgle Translate™

I guess this is my entry for the quote competition?

Hagston, Chichiyaku, and Kaonashia

Koxor wrote:I guess this is my entry for the quote competition?

Nice

Kaonashia

Dogeanea

I made an anthem

We loyal our sons and daughters all

Do hereby make it known

These fields and hills beyond recall

Are now our very own.

Barbados
O land of soft, fresh toes
And verdant trees so fair,

With the Doge's glory

Reflected ev'rywhere.

Steady sunward, tho' the weather

Hide the wide and treachrous shoal.

Toil with hearts and hands and toes.

Valients of Dogeanea,

Let us sing with strong feeling

And let us show to the world

Our invincible, glorious banana.

Educating your people is the golden toe

To maintain the success of this Territory!

Pastures green and flowers of beauty

Filling all with pure delight.

Come ye forward, sons and daughters

Of this toe beyond compare.

Kaonashia

I got GLADOS's brother DOGEOS to sing the anthem... (or is it my undeveloped teenage voice just tuned like crazy.)

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FsWcYbzUygQ-TKpsdY96O3mNnEoB7Gm2/view?usp=sharing

Kaonashia

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