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Adelsin wrote:>_> I've been up for 3 days straight.

.

Arenít you supposed to see a Doctor if it lasts for more than 4 hours?

Treadwellia is two ranks from the bottom in terms of smartest Lazarenes.

Tubbius muses on this knowledge. There are people dumber than the Tubbians!

New California Republic

Finally! After hours of drafting and procrastinating, I've finally finished it! Please see if it has any legs to stand on. :)

Greetings all. I hope you are well.

Mzeusia wrote:Greetings all. I hope you are well.

I'm eating a bowl of vanilla ice cream. That always makes me feel good!

Loftegen 2 wrote:I'm eating a bowl of vanilla ice cream. That always makes me feel good!

Tasty!

Loftegen 2 wrote:I'm eating a bowl of vanilla ice cream. That always makes me feel good!

Okay. I had plans but now I'm dropping everything to grab myself some ice cream. x)

I think we have some coffee open...

Took Mom out for her birthday, and paid too much for a mediocre meal at what is usually a good restaurant. Although she was happy, and that's all that really matters. Also, her 'senior menu' dinner was bigger than mine or my brother's. Madness.

Loftegen 2 wrote:Took Mom out for her birthday, and paid too much for a mediocre meal at what is usually a good restaurant. Although she was happy, and that's all that really matters. Also, her 'senior menu' dinner was bigger than mine or my brother's. Madness.

To quote Charlton Heston:
It's a madhouse! A MAAADDDDHOUSE!

Ministry of Defense

To all commands, in regards to Exercise Schedule

Head of the State Central Planning Committee Gleb Bleg has emerged as the apparent new head of government in Orange, General Secretary Trebor having "succumbed to his illness", while Deputy General Secretary Yma "retired for health reasons". Both are assumed to be deceased. Bleg, with a long and deep seated hostility toward the Republican Federation has accused us of "fomenting counter-revolutionary active" in Orange. Whether this is simply rhetoric remains to be seen, but we expect a major shift in Orange's foreign policy, and not for the better.

Loftegen 2 wrote:Took Mom out for her birthday, and paid too much for a mediocre meal at what is usually a good restaurant. Although she was happy, and that's all that really matters. Also, her 'senior menu' dinner was bigger than mine or my brother's. Madness.

It's because old people need to eat more than others to keep them healthy! For an example, look at Tubbius. :P

Your Imaginary Friend wrote:It's because old people need to eat more than others to keep them healthy! For an example, look at Tubbius. :P

Don't forget Mrs. Tubbius, too!

Tonight finds Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius cuddling together on a big sofa, wearing matching lavender nightgowns, and sharing boxes of doughnuts while enjoying a documentary on Their favorite clothing store: Tubbabies. What originally catered to only pregnant mothers-to-be made a revolutionary change to include men's wear sized for the big-bellied Tubbian hubbies to said mommies, especially after one time Tubbius lost a bet and was photographed in one of Her Gravidity's MaTubbity brand gowns. In fact, the nightgowns They are wearing came from this same store, and they are quite, quite comfy to wear!

Adelsin wrote:>_> I've been up for 3 days straight.

35 years.

Mr Sneyland I suspect somebody has been slipping vodka into the moose troughs. Please keep ur eyes peeled.

ok

Loftegen 2 wrote:Ministry of Defense

To all commands, in regards to Exercise Schedule

Head of the State Central Planning Committee Gleb Bleg has emerged as the apparent new head of government in Orange, General Secretary Trebor having "succumbed to his illness", while Deputy General Secretary Yma "retired for health reasons". Both are assumed to be deceased. Bleg, with a long and deep seated hostility toward the Republican Federation has accused us of "fomenting counter-revolutionary active" in Orange. Whether this is simply rhetoric remains to be seen, but we expect a major shift in Orange's foreign policy, and not for the better.

OOC: I really like your build-up for the exercise. Very realistic!

Sneyland I'm travelling to Finland for a Moose farmers convention. You'll need to mind our farm in the interim. It'll only be two nights. In my absence I've taken the time to create a list of rules to assist with your decision making on teh farm.

1. Each Lazarean is entitled to one bowl of moose stew (except for mr Mzeusia as per the competition agreement)

2. Take note of the list of.... concerned individuals... make sure we're giving them half stew portions.... we need to be seen as caring for the health and fitness of the community.

3. Make sure people refrain from using naughty words around the farm and wearing offensive things. Words like 'darn' and 'hollar' should mean automatical removal from the premesis

4. Make sure with the petting farm people don't linger around the baby meece too much.... we want to ensure their safety and wellbeing. Maximum 1 minute pets.

and finally 5. I want you to keep a close eye on Mr Guiness Freaks. He's the main suspect in my ongoing investigation into the mystery drunk moose and vodka filled troughs.

Take care bud. I'm on my cell k?

I've been farming for 35 years.

Shadow king

*Yawns, wakes up after a 3 year sleep*

Shadow king wrote:*Yawns, wakes up after a 3 year sleep*

*blinks at you*

O mors apprehendite

Not sure if I should be here or Osiris

Adelsin wrote:I've been farming for 35 years.

Aren't you technically a rancher, since you raise livestock?

O mors apprehendite wrote:Not sure if I should be here or Osiris

Lazarus is clearly the superior region! :P

O mors apprehendite

Loftegen 2 wrote:Lazarus is clearly the superior region! :P

Ok cus I am a agent of death

O mors apprehendite wrote:Not sure if I should be here or Osiris

We have embassies so whichever way you choose, you can still talk in both places! :)

Altho... >.> You might not get my totally awesome telegrams about stuff n things if ya go there...

O mors apprehendite

Your Imaginary Friend wrote:We have embassies so whichever way you choose, you can still talk in both places! :)

Altho... >.> You might not get my totally awesome telegrams about stuff n things if ya go there...

Just trying to see if your region is accommodating to a Angel of Death like me tis all :p

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