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Your Imaginary Friend wrote:Doing well! I'm going to a local writer's club today and am working on this week's prompt... we're supposed to write a story with a clear and well-formulated villain.. :P

How are you Sulfux?

Im doing good!

Moose are a force of nature, enigmatic as they are inevitable, the stalwart avatars of the Horned One. Cernunnos, I abjure thee. Cernunnos, I invoke thee. Deliver us from the decay of the cities!

Hycronesia wrote:The grandfather of a friend of mine got his car destroyed by a moose. Those things are 100% evil.

Hmm actually i changed my mind to idk in a British accent since I live in Europe and don’t know any moose by person

O.o
The small minecraft village in the Lazarene server has 7 iron golems now. I think they’re planning a rebellion.

Kappan wrote:O.o
The small minecraft village in the Lazarene server has 7 iron golems now. I think they’re planning a rebellion.

Lazarus has a Minecraft server? :o

Hycronesia wrote:Lazarus has a Minecraft server? :o

Yas. :D Leonism just set it up recently and it's verr verr cool!

I tried to build a house this evening near Kappan's settlement... but it looks kinda odd so I'm not sure if I'll keep it how it's ended up or change it up a bit. x) If you play MC I'd definitely suggest asking Leonism for an invite so we can do stuff together!

Hi Sailor, I’m new in town!

Alright, as per agreement with Adelsin, I shall now read David and Goliath to the mooses? Meese.

In the far past, before the birth of Christ, there ruled a king named Saul (absolutely no relation with Kappan), who represented the Israelites. He was amidst a war with ancient heretics peoples known as the Philistines, who worshipped Dagon (absolutely no relation to Elder Scrolls).

As the Israelites faced against the Philistines, one extremely large Philistine claimed he could defeat any individual within the Israelite army. Goliath was his name, he was 3 metres tall, and due to the implications of being almost 10 feet, it's miraculous he could even breathe considering how the square-cube law would render his bones useless. The chances of Goliath spontaneously suffering from cardiovascular system failure were greater than the chances of someone ever defeating the giant in battle.

ANYWAY, David's father, Jesse, ordered his son to bring "10 cheeses" to his brothers in the army. Due to lack of context, this could of been 10 shekels (114 grams) or 10 talents (342 kilograms). Now as David arrived with 342 kilograms of cheese into the Israelite camp, he overheard Goliath. "Choose a man and have him come down to me. If he is able to fight and kill me, we will become your subjects; but if I overcome him and kill him, you will become our subjects and serve us."

The Israelites murmured rumors of granted tax exemption if the giant were to be defeated in battle. This was enough to spark David's interest. David convinced Saul to allow him to fight Goliath, and they met on the midway of the battlefield. David flung a smooth stone with his sling, hitting Goliath in the head and killing him instantly. The use of a sling insinuates that this was permitted by the Philistines (they surrendered after), which means literally any soldier within the Israelite army probably could have defeated Goliath as long as they had a ranged weapon.

The moral of the story is that you should state ground rules before dueling someone to the death.

Hycronesia wrote:Lazarus has a Minecraft server? :o

Yes, for a few days now.

Hello everyone,
I have created a Minecraft Realms server for Minecraft Java Edition and would like to invite all of you who are interested in some civilised cooperative Minecraft gaming on an unmodified Survival mode Server.
The server is called LazWorld by Leonism.

Rules

  • Only players of nations based in Lazarus may take part

  • No PVP unless specifically agreed between the participants (Warning: PVP is by default set to "on" in case you want to duel while I'm offline)

  • Absolutely no griefing (= destroying other people's structures)

  • You must sent me (Leonism) a telegram or discord (Leonism#9218) message with your Minecraft user name for me to invite you to the server

  • My word is law on the server, as I pay for it (ingame Name: Ewok0rn)

I am looking forward to having fun with fellow Minecraft players from Lazarus!

List of Lazarus nations who already take part (Minecraft username in parenthesis):
Perchan (HPGuardian)
Denado (Fudzie)
Your Imaginary Friend (Trifire)
Kappan (Pedrolover)
Custadia (McChimp)
Hycronesia (kiuyenne)
The Sigometh Dynasty (KevinGrzyb)
Neo-Cambria (thelwe)
The Copper States (HeroKP)
Glorious Society (Jadter)
Yubel (tkoutn)
Aflana (Aflana)
Makdon (tobiDaTurtle)
Hrathgar glacier (SurvivorType)
The Illusian Empire (lyricgrr)
Leonism (Ewok0rn)

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Drop me a Telegram or message me on Discord ( @Leonism#9218) with your Minecraft username, so that I can add you to the server.

Mr Kappan, the moose loved your presentation. Fantastic. They're all hopping around now. Thankyou for securing the moral cristian fibre of this farm sir.

Loftegen 2 wrote:Aren't you technically a rancher, since you raise livestock?

no im a moose farmer >:( this isn't Englund.

Hycronesia wrote:The grandfather of a friend of mine got his car destroyed by a moose. Those things are 100% evil.

I want un to retract ur comment. They are speciest >:(

O_________________0 Moose r not evil who voted yes

Good morning Lazarus. How are we on this fine day? :)

Loftegen 2 wrote:Lazarus is clearly the superior region! :P

it's loftegen o.O

I just endorsed everyone I think... (who wasn't over the cap) might have missed someone

The Sigometh Dynasty wrote:I just endorsed everyone I think... (who wasn't over the cap) might have missed someone

Wow, great effort! Endorsements are Love, to quote Americastrailia

Tubbius awaits a decision on which Mexican restaurant to visit for lunch.

The Mzeusian Library is currently holding an emergency meeting to discuss technical difficulties in regards to dispatch planning.

Is there a limit to the amount of accounts you can publish?
There better not be.

Solved it. For some reason, when I had 25 factbooks (the limit) I couldn't post anymore dispatches, regardless of whether they were factbooks or not. I was actually trying to post an account.

Post self-deleted by New Jamisonia.

90s Music Tournament continues with:

Foo Fighters vs The Offspring

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I'm thinking about how issues affect weather, like what is the logical thinking, what kind of decision makes the weather better, even if the issue isn't related to the environment

The Sigometh Dynasty wrote:I'm thinking about how issues affect weather, like was is the logical thinking, what kind of decision makes the weather better, even if the issue isn't related to the environment

Issues aren't supposed to be logical. They're a bit (or a lot) silly on purpose.

The Sigometh Dynasty wrote:I'm thinking about how issues affect weather, like was is the logical thinking, what kind of decision makes the weather better, even if the issue isn't related to the environment

For real. I just had an issue regarding sex education, and I chose the one that said that it should be the parents' responsibility to do it for their kids, and not the school. I was expecting maybe some civil rights increases, or at least some religiousness or social conservatism increases, but nope, my population just got fatter.

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