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Tubbius the Rotund and Benevolent is awake and wondering why His legs hurt. Poor Tubbius.

Adelsin wrote:****OFFICIAL COMMENT ON THE INAPPROPRIATE TYPO FROM ADELSIN - MOOSEFARM DIRECTOR****

It has come to our attention that an inappropriate word was used in place of the word 'milk' earlier this week when announcing the release of stews. We would like to extend our heartfelt apologies to the use of such a disgusting word, which shall not be mentioned, and that we have now reviewed our processes to ensure it doesn't happen again. We'd also like to state that Mr Adelsin, lur great director of this moosefarm, did not in actual fact post that message. Instead it was an intern moose that was charged with posting it. We have since taken action in ending this moose's employment with us and have also provided him with christian counselling if he so chooses to seek so.

Thank you.

Martha Rholand
Public Relations
Moosefarms Lazarus Ltd.

Such a responsible moose farm. ;-;

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius the Rotund and Benevolent is awake and wondering why His legs hurt. Poor Tubbius.

Would he like some pain-relieving, tubby-enlargerning, moral-strength-giving, probably-not-mutagenic Third Eye Muscle Rub from the Umbrella Corporation?

The Copper States wrote:Would he like some pain-relieving, tubby-enlargerning, moral-strength-giving, probably-not-mutagenic Third Eye Muscle Rub from the Umbrella Corporation?

Tubby will settle for Tubbius Magic!

168 days of Treadwellia! Mmph!

Treadwellia wrote:168 days of Treadwellia! Mmph!

Mmph, mmph, mmph!

much mmph!

Treadwellia wrote:168 days of Treadwellia! Mmph!

Glories!

Y'all there's a new thread discussing some new government nominations. :) If you're a citizen/shareholder you should go check it out and ask the nominees questions about if they're like evil or not!

https://lazarusns.com/showthread.php?tid=972

Your Imaginary Friend wrote:Y'all there's a new thread discussing some new government nominations. :) If you're a citizen/shareholder you should go check it out and ask the nominees questions about if they're like evil or not!

https://lazarusns.com/showthread.php?tid=972

*Commanders a ship* Hoist the sails!

"Massive infrastructure projects have started in Predora along with industrialization and the continued expansion of the military"

---TO THE MOOSE FARM---
Thank the intern moose for the inappropiate typo, it has made my day reading all the notices about the unfortunate mistake. Having lots of lols XD (with all due respect to the moosefarm).
Lady Freya would like to taste the vegan moose stew escorted by some baby moose to pet.

*The advisor is seen outside the door of the glorious leader's bedroom.*

Advisor: "Sir you can't do this for much longer! You've been in there for days, come out won't you!?"

The advisor creaks the door open until a loud shot rings in the air and a bullet penetrates the door, luckily missing the advisor.

Boris: "Leave me be!

Advisor: "The revolver is ceremonial, you can't be using it. Why do you refuse to come out?!"

The advisor opens the rest of the door and see's a very rotund man sitting in a bean bag chair

Boris: "I might've gained a few pounds over the days..."

Predora wrote:"Massive infrastructure projects have started in Predora along with industrialization and the continued expansion of the military"

Is anyone going to say something? I'm on the map by the way

Predora wrote:Is anyone going to say something? I'm on the map by the way

Where are you?

Mzeusia wrote:Where are you?

I'm right next to the NCR

Predora wrote:I'm right next to the NCR

Hi northern neighbor!
Got to go now. Stay cold.

Mzeusia wrote:Hi northern neighbor!
Got to go now. Stay cold.

Hey

Predora wrote:Is anyone going to say something? I'm on the map by the way

Lady Freya is busy getting ready for the LazBall, all matters of state have been rescheduled after the Ball's date. Minions... I mean assistants have scheduled spa days for Lady Freya's well deserved rest and make over.

Shangri-La Valley wrote:Lady Freya is busy getting ready for the LazBall, all matters of state have been rescheduled after the Ball's date. Minions... I mean assistants have scheduled spa days for Lady Freya's well deserved rest and make over.

My leader isn't coming due to the fact he's preoccupied with things

Predora wrote:My leader isn't coming due to the fact he's preoccupied with things

Leaders should take a break from time to time to clear their minds, strees prevents clear and innovative thinking. Or maybe I don't take things so seriously?, nah, well, hmmph, hahaha, yeah, not so serious, sorry =^-^=

Shangri-La Valley wrote:Leaders should take a break from time to time to clear their minds, strees prevents clear and innovative thinking. Or maybe I don't take things so seriously?, nah, well, hmmph, hahaha, yeah, not so serious, sorry =^-^=

I just had an election so he's new

Ireland Isles wrote:*The advisor is seen outside the door of the glorious leader's bedroom.*

Advisor: "Sir you can't do this for much longer! You've been in there for days, come out won't you!?"

The advisor creaks the door open until a loud shot rings in the air and a bullet penetrates the door, luckily missing the advisor.

Boris: "Leave me be!

Advisor: "The revolver is ceremonial, you can't be using it. Why do you refuse to come out?!"

The advisor opens the rest of the door and see's a very rotund man sitting in a bean bag chair

Boris: "I might've gained a few pounds over the days..."

Tubbius the Fat approves, sending an assortment of Tubbex-lined clothing.

Predora wrote:My leader isn't coming due to the fact he's preoccupied with things

That's cool! What all is Elijah doing in his new position? :)

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Also, evening y'all!

Your Imaginary Friend wrote:That's cool! What all is Elijah doing in his new position? :)

--

Also, evening y'all!

Developing infrastructure strengthening the borders of the Republic building up the military even further and creating jobs

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