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The New Michiganian State wrote:I'm bored, how about some humanitarian aid to a war-torn planet on our border?

It depends is Osiris on the border?

Ugunnustan wrote:It depends is Osiris on the border?

Like the reigion lol

The New Michiganian State wrote:You may have missed this, but a coup happened. The new leader is less warmongering and, surprisingly, does not show signs of being against sartorrie.

So he is trying to be nicer, ad improve our image.

Oh? A surprisingly nice change, I would like to establish relations with this new regime. While armed coup d'etats are something I am not in support of, I will take the chance for a stable relationship with states that are willing to do the same.

Independent Mercury wrote:Oh? A surprisingly nice change, I would like to establish relations with this new regime. While armed coup d'etats are something I am not in support of, I will take the chance for a stable relationship with states that are willing to do the same.

Iím a vassal of him

Impreo de jap wrote:Iím a vassal of him

No, you're a vassal of Gyelidor

Impreo de jap wrote:Iím a vassal of him

Yeah, I know, Renea now won't have to look after your every move.

Independent Mercury wrote:Yeah, I know, Renea now won't have to look after your every move.

My literacy rate has appreciated greatly.

Renea wrote:My literacy rate has appreciated greatly.

Literacy rate before: 10%

Literacy rate after: 120%

Independent Mercury wrote:Literacy rate before: 10%

Literacy rate after: 120%

That implies there was literacy rate in impero de jap at all

Ugunnustan wrote:That implies there was literacy rate in impero de jap at all

They probably spend all their education on the military and have new borns be thrown into battle like a soviet horde.

Independent Mercury wrote:Literacy rate before: 10%

Literacy rate after: 120%

Yumemi: "The literacy rate increased under my administration and if I am reelected it will continue to grow!"

Journalis: "Weren't you the reason it was so low in the first place?"

Yumemi: "Uh... yes but we can discuss that at another time."

Renea wrote:Yumemi: "The literacy rate increased under my administration and if I am reelected it will continue to grow!"

Journalis: "Weren't you the reason it was so low in the first place?"

Yumemi: "Uh... yes but we can discuss that at another time."

Yumemi keeps canceling the meeting to talk about how they lowered the literacy rate.

Independent Mercury wrote:They probably spend all their education on the military and have new borns be thrown into battle like a soviet horde.

We donít you gave us a idea

Impreo de jap wrote:We donít you gave us a idea

It was inevitable anyway.

Independent Mercury wrote:Yumemi keeps canceling the meeting to talk about how they lowered the literacy rate.

"Yeah uh my grandma uh died yeah"

"Uh I got a revelation from uuuh god yeah can't make it I gotta um go meet him or something"

"It's with great regret that I must inform you that uh my bird died I have a funeral."

"Yeah so basically my husband died in a car accident and um I was busy identifying the body this morning couldn't make it sorry"

"uuh yep yep of course I tried to be there but you know funny thing my wife also died and you know I had to go and identify that body too a thousand apologies for the inconvenience."

Renea wrote:"Yeah uh my grandma uh died yeah"

"Uh I got a revelation from uuuh god yeah can't make it I gotta um go meet him or something"

"It's with great regret that I must inform you that uh my bird died I have a funeral."

"Yeah so basically my husband died in a car accident and um I was busy identifying the body this morning couldn't make it sorry"

"uuh yep yep of course I tried to be there but you know funny thing my wife also died and you know I had to go and identify that body too a thousand apologies for the inconvenience."

Hopefully politicians in ugunnustan arenít like that right-

Right

Renea wrote:"Yeah uh my grandma uh died yeah"

"Uh I got a revelation from uuuh god yeah can't make it I gotta um go meet him or something"

"It's with great regret that I must inform you that uh my bird died I have a funeral."

"Yeah so basically my husband died in a car accident and um I was busy identifying the body this morning couldn't make it sorry"

"uuh yep yep of course I tried to be there but you know funny thing my wife also died and you know I had to go and identify that body too a thousand apologies for the inconvenience."

Repeat the cycle for the rest of Yumemi's terms in office.

Independent Mercury wrote:Repeat the cycle for the rest of Yumemi's terms in office.

Opposition: "If I win these elections Yumemi's family and friends will finally all stop dying. I will save many lives."

Renea wrote:Opposition: "If I win these elections Yumemi's family and friends will finally all stop dying. I will save many lives."

Person in the crowd:"How? 845 of their loved ones already died according to them!"

Independent Mercury wrote:Person in the crowd:"How? 845 of their loved ones already died according to them?"

Maybe he isnít lying and yumemi is just a serial killer

Ugunnustan wrote:Maybe he isnít lying and yumemi is just a serial killer

Better not call them out like that, I hear that Yumemi is a master in breaking and entering, you know where this is going.

Independent Mercury wrote:Person in the crowd:"How? 845 of their loved ones already died according to them!"

Opposition: "Well I think once she no longer needs to make up excuses to avoid meetings I think the mortality rate of people somewhat related to her will drop sharply as their deaths are no longer necessary."

Independent Mercury wrote:Better not call them out like that, I hear that Yumemi is a master in breaking and entering, you know where this is going.

Haha your joking right anyway so I have to go my pet bird-

Ugunnustan wrote:Haha your joking right anyway so I have to go my pet bird-

She is on record for breaking into various government buildings on Mercury several times, we have in fact lost count.

Renea wrote:Opposition: "Well I think once she no longer needs to make up excuses to avoid meetings I think the mortality rate of people somewhat related to her will drop sharply as their deaths are no longer necessary."

journalist:"I actually plan to question them after their term ends, Im sure they will have much more time to discuss the questions."

Dude in crowd:"Wait, more time, more excuses, more death....."

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