It depends is Osiris on the border?
Like the reigion lol
Oh? A surprisingly nice change, I would like to establish relations with this new regime. While armed coup d'etats are something I am not in support of, I will take the chance for a stable relationship with states that are willing to do the same.
Iím a vassal of him
No, you're a vassal of Gyelidor
Literacy rate before: 10%
Literacy rate after: 120%
That implies there was literacy rate in impero de jap at all
They probably spend all their education on the military and have new borns be thrown into battle like a soviet horde.
Yumemi: "The literacy rate increased under my administration and if I am reelected it will continue to grow!"
Journalis: "Weren't you the reason it was so low in the first place?"
Yumemi: "Uh... yes but we can discuss that at another time."
Yumemi keeps canceling the meeting to talk about how they lowered the literacy rate.
We donít you gave us a idea
It was inevitable anyway.
"Yeah uh my grandma uh died yeah"
"Uh I got a revelation from uuuh god yeah can't make it I gotta um go meet him or something"
"It's with great regret that I must inform you that uh my bird died I have a funeral."
"Yeah so basically my husband died in a car accident and um I was busy identifying the body this morning couldn't make it sorry"
"uuh yep yep of course I tried to be there but you know funny thing my wife also died and you know I had to go and identify that body too a thousand apologies for the inconvenience."
Hopefully politicians in ugunnustan arenít like that right-
Repeat the cycle for the rest of Yumemi's terms in office.
Opposition: "If I win these elections Yumemi's family and friends will finally all stop dying. I will save many lives."
Person in the crowd:"How? 845 of their loved ones already died according to them!"
Maybe he isnít lying and yumemi is just a serial killer
Better not call them out like that, I hear that Yumemi is a master in breaking and entering, you know where this is going.
Opposition: "Well I think once she no longer needs to make up excuses to avoid meetings I think the mortality rate of people somewhat related to her will drop sharply as their deaths are no longer necessary."
Haha your joking right anyway so I have to go my pet bird-
She is on record for breaking into various government buildings on Mercury several times, we have in fact lost count.
journalist:"I actually plan to question them after their term ends, Im sure they will have much more time to discuss the questions."
Dude in crowd:"Wait, more time, more excuses, more death....."