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Renea wrote:She is on record for breaking into various government buildings on Mercury several times, we have in fact lost count.

It sounds like yumemi spends more time murdering and breaking into government offices than acctually running renea

Ugunnustan wrote:Haha your joking right anyway so I have to go my pet bird-

Yumemi hides in the vents while stealing your food, done it on Mercury. It was terrifying.

Independent Mercury wrote:Yumemi hides in the vents while stealing your food, done it on Mercury. It was terrifying.

I'm not saying i condone it- But i get it. Depends on the food.

Independent Mercury wrote:Yumemi hides in the vents while stealing your food, done it on Mercury. It was terrifying.

When the vents speak Insult

Renea wrote:When the vents speak Insult

Cyote has been hearing insults from the vents ever since.

Independent Mercury wrote:Cyote has been hearing insults from the vents ever since.

Y'know how like NASA released that video of what theplanets sound like, i imagine when you fly by renea you just hear a continous barrage of insults about how the equipment your using to record the planet isn't good enough or something

Multiple Hywakwan and enemy starships have crashed into our capital city of Nyyvenda'balirh, thousands feared dead or wounded!

Ugunnustan wrote:Y'know how like NASA released that video of what theplanets sound like, i imagine when you fly by renea you just hear a continous barrage of insults about how the equipment your using to record the planet isn't good enough or something

That is probably the best description of Renea I ever heard.

Hywakwa wrote:Multiple Hywakwan and enemy starships have crashed into our capital city of Nyyvenda'balirh, thousands feared dead or wounded!

Could you like, slow down while people do their daily life stuff?

Independent Mercury wrote:Could you like, slow down while people do their daily life stuff?

Im trying to organise a presidential election while a LITERAL WAR is going on in the background, It feels a little chaotic

The Canine Race and Hywakwa

Ugunnustan wrote:Y'know how like NASA released that video of what theplanets sound like, i imagine when you fly by renea you just hear a continous barrage of insults about how the equipment your using to record the planet isn't good enough or something

Maybe they should try radio observation instead :)

"I think we messed up the visualization code for this plot."

-Usami Renko, Mission Director

"FLIRT NORMALLY YOU VIRGINS"

-Usami Renko, virgin.

Read dispatch

Ugunnustan wrote:Im trying to organise a presidential election while a LITERAL WAR is going on in the background, It feels a little chaotic

Don't mind us as we blow sheit up in the background and damage the galactic economy.

Renea wrote:Maybe they should try radio observation instead :)
"I think we messed up the visualization code for this plot."

-Usami Renko, Mission Director

"FLIRT NORMALLY YOU VIRGINS"

-Usami Renko, virgin.

Read dispatch

So the only nice people in renea are the radio producers, Everyone else will just end my bloodline if i get too close

Ugunnustan wrote:So the only nice people in renea are the radio producers, Everyone else will just end my bloodline if i get too close

No, a radio observatory is used to look at stuff in space. They're how we got images of black holes.

Independent Mercury wrote:Don't mind us as we blow sheit up in the background and damage the galactic economy.

Just realised i dont have an economic focused party, How do i have 6 major parties, and no economic focused one-

Renea wrote:No, a radio observatory is used to look at stuff in space. They're how we got images of black holes.

Ah so the nice people weren't in renea after all

Ugunnustan wrote:Just realised i dont have an economic focused party, How do i have 6 major parties, and no economic focused one-

All but one of our parties is economically involved.

Ugunnustan wrote:Ah so the nice people weren't in renea after all

Well, the joke is that someone messed up the code and it displayed that instead, so the nice person was in Renea.

Independent Mercury wrote:Could you like, slow down while people do their daily life stuff?

What do you mean?

Hywakwa wrote:What do you mean?

The Canines arnt even here to role play yet, just wait until everyone is here.

Germaxiar

Renea wrote:Well, the joke is that someone messed up the code and it displayed that instead, so the nice person was in Renea.

Jesus christ my brain is acctually a pile of mush. Im so sorry lol

Wait can i send something quick that'll help explain this, am i allowed to send factbooks on the board? I think i was in a reigion where i couldnt once lol

Ugunnustan wrote:Wait can i send something quick that'll help explain this, am i allowed to send factbooks on the board? I think i was in a reigion where i couldnt once lol

This region allows factbook display.

Ugunnustan wrote:Wait can i send something quick that'll help explain this, am i allowed to send factbooks on the board? I think i was in a reigion where i couldnt once lol

You are allowed to yes

Right thanks :)

TL:DR election season, please read all of the parties and your reigions points.

ELECTION SEASON IS UPON US

As you may know from the recent bombardment you have been getting advertisment wise across the streets of Ugunnustan, Election season in Ugunnustan is upon us, Please remeber to vote for your favourite candidate, as they may sitll win a seat!

Preferential voting

Ugunnustan uses a system of preferential voting or 'prfeenyiual voteng' (Most Ugunni's use the english word) What is preferential voting?

In a prefernential voting system, you order candidates, with 1 being your first choice, 2 being your second favourite and so on and so forth. There will be a certain number of votes from each district that the candidate needs to reach to gain that seat in their county, If you preference fails to reach the number of votes needed, your votes could go to your second, so they would win.

Each district and their points contributing to the total.

Ugunnustan has 11 districts, here they are ordered by population:

Quimhoek metro: 20
Alecstana metro:20
Bani jerehem: 15
akhtir:15
deporejo:5
hrazdor:5
naahazah:5
kafar motkazim:5
Houmin el kefroun:5
tmenim el andalousseiah:3
tqinsi reserve:2

Each district will get a share of 100 votes as shown above.

Here are the parties running for election

Peace& pacifism party

The PAPP party is headed by current president Eprutrbu rybak Who is running for re-election. This party is all for expanding on the Ugunni statute of neutrality (Which was introduced under his rule) The party further wants to pull Ugunnustan out of all militay alliances and negotiations, and pull entirley out of the canine crisis, This extreme pacifist ideaology wasn't expected to work until Rybak won suddenly out of nowhere, We will have to see.

The welfare party

The welfare party or TWP is headed by Istrkusee jumer Their main goal is to introduce a wide range of Welfare reforms into the country, Including free university, Improved prision systems (Modelled on Norway's) Free healthcare, and various other welfare programmes that'll draim the government coffers, Not very popular outside of Quimhoek.

Samdoshen

Samdoshen, roughly translating to 'Forward' party, is a progressive party headed by Sature bjukie Samdoshen was an ideaology created by him, it entails a massive increase in military stength for Ugunnustan, Samdoshen includes expansion of the WMD programme, abandonment of the Ugunni statute of neutrality, and new arms manufacturing plants.

Monferea party

The monferea party is lead by temo monferea The monferea party has very lofty goals, and is mostly riding on the success of the late tracunia monferea, considered the best president Ugunnustan has ever had. The monferea party plans wild reforms across the country that'll cost alot and are not easily obtainable.

Authoritarian party

Lead by Sikse foube This party is very unlikely to win any seats in the country. It has had a history of awful showings through Ugunnustan. It aims to set up a firmly anti immigration, militaristic state in Ugunnustan.

Native party

A single issue party from the soaliaseza reserve aimed at gaining more rights and land for the natives of Ugunnustan, lead by ubreitjersore- hubrekile uhnjireogunsei ( God Ugunni names are hard) The Native party will most likely win very minimal seats due to its single issue nature, but if it does win one, then it may be able to influence the government a little.

The environmental party

Finally the environmental party, headed up by Richecu alister is a party focused on improving climate change and the environment in Ugunnustan, the environmental party has had problems before with Ugunnustans deeply uranium entrenched economy, but alister seems to have a refreshign new approach, trying to offset this, instead of re-place it, we will have to see.

Read factbook

I've just noticed that my total points add up to 100, so theoreticly its possible for the votes to end in a tie. Also i think my points per district are eally unbalanced i need to balance it better, but what do you guys think? :)

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