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Owans wrote:Yeah I've lost true love because of my own foolishness but I still believe in it, it's the idealist in me

I dont know If I belive in love or not, but I do belive in heartbreak. I've felt it before and I've seen what it does to other's, god this world can be cruel.

"I have to go away for a while," Lady Zaharra told Prime Minister Lann. "There are things I need to look into, and actions I may need to take, that may keep me for some time."

"How long is 'some time'?" Lann asked.

"I don't know," the Lady replied.

Days became weeks, weeks stretched into months, then years, then decades. Until, fifty-seven years, five months and eleven days later...

New Vedan wrote:Nope. Love is a trap m8, dont fall for it.

Yea the pandemic sucks, society being controlled by rich people is nothing new tho.

Welcome to Cynicism brotha! Take a seat, a mope around in perpetual disillusionment.

Iron alliance

Very sad.

Anyone want some broth?

Iron alliance wrote:Very sad.

You know what'll take that frown off your face?

A sale on Starosta-Class Patrol Boats!

Have immigration problems?

A bloated military budget and starving populace?

A body of water of any shape and size?

Great! The Starosta-Class is just for you!

The Starosta-Class is an excellent warship, especially fearsome in coastal engagements, where it won't be knocked over by a wave. It has a 20mm gun on a stabilized mount to fend off pirates and immigrants/emigrants/drug traffickers and two additional heavy machine guns for support and point defense. Did you know that most boats don't have guns? That's what really sets the Starosta-Class apart!

Are you sold yet? Well, let me go on!

When you purchase just one Starosta-Class patrol boat, it comes with not one, but two rigid-inflatable boats. So, for the price of one boat, you get three boats. Ain't that a bargain?

The Starosta-Class currently fetches a price of $1.873 billion NSD, but it's not all that for just the ship-- it's also for assorted gift baskets and most importantly our friendship. You wouldn't refuse our friendship baskets, would you?

If that doesn't convince you, I don't know what will!

In fact, I really don't know what would convince you, so please provide some input if you can to improve our service.

The Starosta-Class: the scourge of the twenty-two kilometers from your shores, without traveling into international waters!

Mzeusia wrote:Anyone want some broth?

Yes....

Demonos, we're looking for a new moose farm hand to help Sneyland around the farm. Do you want a job?

You'll get a healthcare policy through United Health Group - the Silver package, and you'll have access to unlimited moose stew.

Help me reach 69 endorsements :)

Some would call letting death row convicts be executed by the victim's families to be barbaric or inhumane. I prefer to call it crowdsourced economical death penalty. Buy your own supplies. They'll probably die eventually

The day of Lady Zaharra's return...

One Loftegen News

Today, at Greendew University in the Canton of Greendew, rioters comprised of radicalized students and academics, along with "ethnic" protesters, attempted to topple a statue of one of Greendew U's most famous alumni, Dixion Hall, who served as Prime Minister one hundred and twenty years ago. The rioters reason for their actions was a list of allegations accusing Hall of being a racist, an imperialist, and a long list of other "ists" and "isms". The rioters had got their first ropes around the statue's neck (Can you smell the irony?) when it came to life, leapt down from its pedestal, and began to slaughter them.

The few rioters who escaped with their lives did so only because the statue seemed unable or unwilling to stray too far from its place of honor. When the killing was over, the statue returned to its place, and has not moved since.

The only other item of note is the inscription that has since appeared on the statue's base: "Don't <censored> with statues of my Prime Ministers, or anyone or anything else for that matter, unless you want more of the same. Lady Zaharra."

New Adelsin wrote:...we're looking for a new moose farm hand to help ... around the farm. Do you want a job?

We find your offer to be a sign of an expanding relationship between our two nations. An offer such as this carries with it a hint of confidence in that you would trust us with your mooses. Our personal office as sovereign of The Principality of Demonos requires full daily attention which would only have your mooses neglected and secondary to our duties as Princess. The poor animals deserve full attention and love that we just would be unable to give.

So we present a counter offer; should you need a laborer to fill the position, our recent agribusiness graduates of Vapula's Polytechnic Institute are well versed and highly educated in animal husbandry. We would like to come together with yourself and Sneyland to hash out a working interregional labor exchange program. This way labor from our three nations may be able to move about our borders freely, treated fairly in wages, and provided protection. Demonos universal healthcare would cover your workers and your insurance programs could cover ours.

so this is the largest non-pacific region ,huh?

Zidium wrote:so this is the largest non-pacific region ,huh?

Yep, and the best region in NS.

Mzeusia wrote:Yep, and the best region in NS.

and why is that so?

Zidium wrote:and why is that so?

I'm here.

Seriously though, the community is friendly, RMB not too busy, not too silent, RP is good, and people like being here.

Mzeusia wrote:I'm here.

Seriously though, the community is friendly, RMB not too busy, not too silent, RP is good, and people like being here.

cool. im sorry but im not gonna join. im only exploring. i have friends in the TEP that would be devastated happy if i left. kiding. i lke the TEP and kinda have a job to do there. ut it was nice talking to you!

Zidium wrote:cool. im sorry but im not gonna join. im only exploring. i have friends in the TEP that would be devastated happy if i left. kiding. i lke the TEP and kinda have a job to do there. ut it was nice talking to you!

Nice talking to you too. Best of luck.

Mzeusia wrote:Yep, and the best region in NS.

Rightly said

Mzeusia wrote:Nice talking to you too. Best of luck.

u too and does everything in ths region start with 'Laz'

Zidium wrote:u too and does everything in ths region start with 'Laz'

Yes

New Vedan wrote:Yes

LazOK Lazthen

Some of the issues I have gotten recently literally have the following choices
"Ruin your country"
"Become corrupt"
"Lose money but still be bad"

What happened to the issues that didn't ruin countries. Im trying to be a standup monarchy, and not corrupt, but I don't really have a lot of options recently.

Socialist russians and mongols

Socialist russians and mongols wrote:hi

Hi

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