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Hello there.

Hadoniacesher wrote:Hello there.

General Hadoniacesher!

Cossack Peoples and Loftegen 3

Hadoniacesher wrote:Hello there.

Kingdom of Napels wrote:General Hadoniacesher!

For a second, we mistakenly read, "General Kenobi"

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Loftegen 3

Anyone remember Elmo

Loftegen 3

Sunnyphiladelphia

My b, kinda died for a second there. But im back now to lurk the RMB without actually lodging...

🤔

Kingdom of Napels and Loftegen 3

Voting For the current WA Resolution at vote, as are over 75% of other WA nations in Lazarus.

The New California Republic wrote:Voting For the current WA Resolution at vote, as are over 75% of other WA nations in Lazarus.

At this time 75.7%, we're in support as well.

The New California Republic wrote:Voting For the current WA Resolution at vote, as are over 75% of other WA nations in Lazarus.

But how do you feel about mandatory vaccines and mask-wearing?

Demonos

Loftegen 3 wrote:But how do you feel about mandatory vaccines and mask-wearing?

All for the benefit of public health. Vaccines should be mandatory as well as masks.

Demonos wrote:All for the benefit of public health. Vaccines should be mandatory as well as masks.

If they both work, why are you scared of getting sick if I don't use either of them? That said said, this has the high risk of getting political/flame-warry, and so doesn't really belong on the RMB (sometimes tipsy me still has some common sense!), and that's to be avoided. Feel free to telegram me if you want to discuss the matter further.

Loftegen 3

How to have an excellent supper at nine o'clock in the morning.

Step 1: Get off work at 6:45 a.m.

Step 2: Wait for the grocery store to open at 8.

Step 3: Buy a russet potato, an onion, and an 8 oz. ribeye steak.

Step 3a: Salt steak and let rest at room temperature for thirty minutes.

Step 4: Get a large cast iron skillet, pour some olive oil into it, and turn the burner on high!

Step 5: Wash potato. Slice into 3/16th inch thick slices (or near enough).

Step 6: Slice the onion similarly.

Step 7: Fry potato and onion slices for six minutes, then spatula out of skillet (large spoon may be required to assist).

Step 8: Fry steak, two minutes on first side, one minute on second side.

Step 8a: Sprinkle with Walker & Sons "Slap ya Mama" cajun seasoning (I'm not joking, search it, only fools use Google).

Step 9: Consume!

Step 10: Think "OMG that was good!"

nation=comfed/detail=factbook/id=1402786
This is how elections work, right?

Loftegen 3 wrote:How to have an excellent supper at nine o'clock in the morning.

Step 1: Get off work at 6:45 a.m.

Step 2: Wait for the grocery store to open at 8.

Step 3: Buy a russet potato, an onion, and an 8 oz. ribeye steak.

Step 3a: Salt steak and let rest at room temperature for thirty minutes.

Step 4: Get a large cast iron skillet, pour some olive oil into it, and turn the burner on high!

Step 5: Wash potato. Slice into 3/16th inch thick slices (or near enough).

Step 6: Slice the onion similarly.

Step 7: Fry potato and onion slices for six minutes, then spatula out of skillet (large spoon may be required to assist).

Step 8: Fry steak, two minutes on first side, one minute on second side.

Step 8a: Sprinkle with Walker & Sons "Slap ya Mama" cajun seasoning (I'm not joking, search it, only fools use Google).

Step 9: Consume!

Step 10: Think "OMG that was good!"

Tubbius agrees with this list!

Loftegen 3

Comfed wrote:nation=comfed/detail=factbook/id=1402786
This is how elections work, right?

Um...something like this, yeah.

Noting the lack of polls lately, if, given the choice, would you rather face the the wrath of <a god, the gods, etc>, or the wrath of Lady Zaharra?

New Poll! Vote now!
region=lazarus#poll

Treadwellia and Loftegen 3

Loftegen 3 wrote:Noting the lack of polls lately, if, given the choice, would you rather face the the wrath of <a god, the gods, etc>, or the wrath of Lady Zaharra?

Which has a lower chance of lightning strikes?

Loftegen 3

Cianlandia wrote:Which has a lower chance of lightning strikes?

Zeus smirks. Who do you think?

Loftegen 3

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Cianlandia wrote:Which has a lower chance of lightning strikes?

A god, the gods. Of course, Lady Zaharra doesn't deal in lightning (usually). But if she wished you to cease existing, you would cease existing, just as Loftegen 3 moved from one continent to another, simply because she asked if it was possible.

Cianlandia wrote:Which has a lower chance of lightning strikes?

Poser!

Current Joys - A Different Age

Doperland's geography changes every time I think about it. I really need to get together and make an official map of the glorious dictatorship.

Treadwellia and Loftegen 3

Loftegen 3 wrote:A god, the gods. Of course, Lady Zaharra doesn't deal in lightning (usually). But if she wished you to cease existing, you would cease existing, just as Loftegen 3 moved from one continent to another, simply because she asked if it was possible.

Is this like how Tubbius thinks of foods for His breakfasts, lunches, and suppers?

Loftegen 3

Andrew Quo-Moe, the governor of the Canton of Novus Eboracum was holding a press conference when "she" appeared behind him.

"Andy! How are you?" she exclaimed, as if greeting an old friend.

"L-Lady Zaharra, I."

"Just <expelled excrement> your pants, eh?" Lady Zaharra laughed.

"Uh...."

"You see, folks, Andy here, deliberately put people sick with the current viral outbreak, into nursing homes and memory care facilities, because he hoped they would infect others, and save the Canton millions in health care costs."

"That's a lie!" Governor Quo-Moe raged.

"Really?", Lady Zaharra said.

"When you were thirteen, you had <marital relations> with a first cousin of yours. It wasn't rape," the Lady clarified, "It was consensual, you both regret it, and you're both glad she didn't get pregnant.

It didn't seem possible that someone could blush red as beets while turning white as ashes."

"How, how how?" Andrew stammered.

"Now, those who have lost loved ones to the late governor's crimes, may sue his estate for wrongful death."

"Sue my estate? But I'm not dead!"

Lady Zaharra canted her eyes at him, snapped her fingers, and watched as Andy dropped in his place, like a rag doll. "Now you are."

Demonos

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