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Post by 10000 islands recruiter suppressed by a moderator.

Hey fellas.

Whatís up

Suops wrote:Whatís up

I'm currently working on some things for the Lazarene Gazette that should be coming out in a few days! Mzeusia has been very busy with that!

Snoodum wrote:I'm currently working on some things for the Lazarene Gazette that should be coming out in a few days! Mzeusia has been very busy with that!


Iíll look forward to reading it then

Suops wrote:Iíll look forward to reading it then

Thank you! Mzeusia is a very good at writing!

Mzeusia wrote:OOC:

It is early in the afternoon. Birds are singing outside the local district police station in the northern Mzeusian county of Erephis. The phone rings. Officer Yousafi spits a piece of chewing gum into the bin and answers.

"Hello? Police?" comes a man's voice.

"Yes sir," Yousafi answers, sitting up straighter at the sound of the man's distressed voice. What..."

"I've...I've found a body."

The man gives directions, and a few minutes later, Officer Yousafi hangs up the phone. "We've got a body." His colleagues look up from their desks. Yousafi stands, puts on his jacket and thunders down the stairs of the police station. More officers follow. Yousafi leaps into his car. It takes half an hour for the police to arrive. On the drive, Yousafi relays the information from the caller to his colleagues.

"A middle aged man. He was found in the woods by the side of the road, partly covered by leafs. The caller was walking his dog. Body looks fresh."

When the officers arrived on scene, Yousafi approached the man. He standing by the road, pointed to the spot where the body lay. Yousafi moved into the woods, pushing aside branches to get to the path the dog-walker had been on. A few feet away, he saw the woman's body.

While some of the police comforted the dog-walker, Yousafi and a few others examined the scene. There was no doubt that this was a murder, but not wanting to contaminate the crime scene, the officers could determine very little else. The forensic team were, however, on their way. Yousafi scowled, turning to another officer, hands on hips.

"When's the last time we had a murder here?"

"Off the top of my head, I don't know." the woman replied.

Should she need a trial, goodness help her if she is going to get one in Lazarus right now. Great read.

Demonos wrote:Should she need a trial, goodness help her if she is going to get one in Lazarus right now.

???

Custadia wrote:???

Am I wrong? The bench is vacant right now. Wymondham has stepped down, Atlantica signed off, the rules and procedures thread is bear, who should be a Justice for Lazarus?

Demonos wrote:Am I wrong? The bench is vacant right now. Wymondham has stepped down, Atlantica signed off, the rules and procedures thread is bear, who should be a Justice for Lazarus?

I don't think Atlantica has stepped down from the Court and procedures do exist in law. Wymondham not having been replaced does pose a problem, though.

Demonos wrote:Should she need a trial, goodness help her if she is going to get one in Lazarus right now. Great read.

Thank you!

Sneyland wrote:hi

WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN???

THE MEESE ARE RUNNING AMOCK!

Custadia

R u unemployed and do u want a job?

New Adelsin wrote:Custadia

R u unemployed and do u want a job?

My job is eating moose stew and drinking, I am happy in that role.

Custadia wrote:My job is eating moose stew and drinking, I am happy in that role.

You see, i prefer drinking the blood of your northern allies from their skulls. I have class.

New Adelsin wrote:WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN???

THE MEESE ARE RUNNING AMOCK!

yes

Sneyland wrote:yes

I asked u a questionnnnnnnn e______________________________________________e

Demonos wrote:Am I wrong? The bench is vacant right now. Wymondham has stepped down, Atlantica signed off, the rules and procedures thread is bear, who should be a Justice for Lazarus?

Wym stepped down, but Atlantica did not sign off.

Writing Competition extended by two weeks! Consider entering, because there is nothing to stop you from winning.

LazCorp Writing Competiton

About
Greetings Lazarenes. I am here to announce the beginning of a new regional writing competition. It will take place on the forums, can be found Link here and is open to anyone in Lazarus.

What is the topic and when is it due?
The topic is your nation. You can write anything to do with your nation, be it a newspaper article about a particularly interesting horserace, a diary entry from your leader or an account of a great military victory. As long as it is about something in your nation, you can write about it.
The deadline for submissions is a month from today although this may be subject to change, If it does change, you will be informed.

How will it all work?
You will enter your submission on the forums in a dedicated thread. If your having trouble, you can always TG it to me, Mzeusia and I will put it in the right place. After the dealine, I will consider all the entries and pick one winner. I will also pick runners up. The amount of them depends on the amount of entries but only up to a point.

I have a question
A question? Okay. Just telegram me, Mzeusia, quote me on the RMB or find me on Discord. My username is Mzeusia#8685.

Best of Luck with your Writing!
Read dispatch


Any questions, ask me.

Custadia wrote:I don't think Atlantica has stepped down from the Court and procedures do exist in law. Wymondham not having been replaced does pose a problem, though.

Oh, this reminds me of old times...

Kingdom of Napels wrote:Wym stepped down, but Atlantica did not

I stand corrected.

Top 10 percent for most primitive in the world. At first, we were offended as a nation but after some lengthy remarks to the public for are grand High Preist and Prophet we now understand that other nations are simply threatened by are enlightenment.

The sun riseth over the Demonos Outlands. Vast and desolate its center and dominating geography is The Anvil Desert. The sun is a great hammer that forges iron men. Summer training for Demonos Defence Agents is an NCO's hell.

The idea is movement in the night and day exercises in blistering heat. Surviving through pure motivation. From July 1st to July 31. Little sleep. Thirst. Few have known to perish this way. The iron crescent and its privladges, rank, and pay grade came with this training's successful completion.

At the exact center of The Anvil Desert is an oasis that is considered holy land by The Principality of Demonos. The Oasis of Light, so it is called, is approximately 3 square miles. It is like an island archipelago among waves of sand dunes. The center of the Oasis is a shallow lagoon that is 6 feet deep at its deepest point. The water of this lagoon is crystalline. Vegetation surrounding the lagoon is grazed and curated by a native flock of pure white she-goats.

The source of water of The Oasis of Light is a natural phenomenon. Never has the water been higher or lower than 6 feet. It was believed as a place for Osiris to rest and drink. In the belly of the desert a cup was sprung so Osiris could refresh and recline upon the dunes under a crescent moon. He enjoyed his paradise and invited the pharaoh's children to rest with him there. He placed his sacred white flock of she-goats to mow and tend to it.

To this day, once a year, the Bedouins introduce 6 black Billy-goats into the heard. An obelisk can be found at the Northern most point of the oasis describing this ritual on one of its five sides. Of the kids born into the heard, all white she-goats are to be untouched, Only one black Billy-goat kid may be Kept by the tribe. The eldest Black Billy introduced to breed into the herd is slaughtered and burned with all Male kids of the litters. How ever many white she-goats kids are born, the ritual provides that number to be consumed by the tribe. White-she goat is served as a meal in a celebration towards Osiris who created the cup of eternal water upon The Oasis of Light.

The NCO Agents of the Defense forces of Demonos are honored guests. The Ritual occurs August 1st each year. The Bedouins recognize the importance of protecting this holy treasure and see the newly formed NCOs as holy desert warriors who have guarded its purity. The last days of July are spent locating the oasis and journeying toward the Ritual. Lady Vera decorates the NCOs with the neck order of the iron crescent in recognition for their achievements.

Taxes are a flat 69% here.

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