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Treadwellia wrote:In Treadwellia, Tubbius the Corpulent Claus gives a sad mmph. He remembers little Jimmy Ysar, who was always on the nice list and left lovely plates of carefully arranged cookies next to his offering of milk.

Seventy-five years ago, in Ysanala (the home of the sons of Ysan, by tradition): "<Mama, what are the cookies and milk for?>", little Jimmy Ysar asked.

"<Why, they're for Santa Claus, of course,>" Mama answered.

"<Who is Santa Claus?>" Jimmy prodded.

"<The spirit of giving, James,>" Mama said.

"<Is He like the Lady?,> James asked.

"<No," Mama Ysar said, her eyes going pale and distant, "He is nothing like Her.>"

Glorious society

Guiness Freaks wrote:The best thing about working during a pandemic is when your facility runs out of PPE and cleaning supplies at the same time.

for me its the fact that my work place laid everyone off for a month offered people their job back then closed again 5 days later

New vedan, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 3

First contact impressions really do matter. As the lady chancellor yells out " GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN"!!!!!!

Demonos

Hello

Owans, Treadwellia, Margandy, and Demonos

The walls of castle's halls have endless echos. They can sometimes cause one to lose sleep during the day. The outside funnels into a coffin as a subtle vibration through stone and steel. When one's ear is attached to a stethoscope, one discovers the echos as vibrations containing timbre and pitch. Then one realizes that they are being a creepy vampire overlord and falls back into a coma like rest.

You say "corrupt government" we hear "in control of are people"

Post by Chuliu Emperor suppressed by a moderator.

I don't remember joining this region?

Eunopiar wrote:Hello Lazarus!

Today, I'll be posting the first question of the day. If this gets more than five answers, I'll answer it myself.

The first one today is:

Always trust your gut. Always.

Grand jauass wrote:I don't remember joining this region?

You ceased to exist due to either 28 or 60 days of inactivity. When you refounded your nation, you automatically got sent here.

Glorious society wrote:for me its the fact that my work place laid everyone off for a month offered people their job back then closed again 5 days later

That's rough m8.

Demonos, Guiness Freaks, and Glorious society

Snoodum wrote:Always trust your gut. Always.

Tubbius trusts His gut quite a bit!

Snoodum and Guiness Freaks

The chairman of lazarus

Eunopiar wrote:Waves at Lazarus

*salutes
o7

The chairman of lazarus

Grand jauass wrote:I don't remember joining this region?

It's because we've kidnapped you. Welcome to Lazarus comrade.

New vedan wrote:So 7 RP reply's to one post. I think that's a new record.

I just wanted to give bombolini...

Treadwellia and Glorious society

The chairman of lazarus wrote:*salutes
o7

o7 CMDR?

....We have been ranked top ten percent in the world for largest black market....looks like more raids are needed.

Mzeusia

Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius are dealing with much bang bang bang at home in Piggy Cliff as workers install new carpet. This carpet is a lovely gray throughout.

Glorious society wrote:for me its the fact that my work place laid everyone off for a month offered people their job back then closed again 5 days later

Jesus I'm so very sorry. My workplace found out a patient tested positive and employees were exposed to covid 19 but won't disclose who the patient was or which employees were exposed.

Owans and Glorious society

Beer leader has learned from the twins that stinky monkey butt had mono not covid 19 so beer leader can't wait to start to develop those symptoms. Little leader un has a fever today (very very low 37.5C) so beer leader is watching to see if it goes higher. Beer leader is so very not amused.

Aigania, Owans, and Demonos

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Glorious society

Guiness Freaks wrote:Jesus I'm so very sorry. My workplace found out a patient tested positive and employees were exposed to covid 19 but won't disclose who the patient was or which employees were exposed.

Thanks. That's just the way the cookie crumbles however. Hope you weren't exposed.

Guiness Freaks wrote:Beer leader has learned from the twins that stinky monkey butt had mono not covid 19 so beer leader can't wait to start to develop those symptoms. Little leader un has a fever today (very very low 37.5C) so beer leader is watching to see if it goes higher. Beer leader is so very not amused.

Sorry to hear this. I hope this doesn't get worse. Best of luck anyhow.

Guiness Freaks wrote:Beer leader has learned from the twins that stinky monkey butt had mono not covid 19 so beer leader can't wait to start to develop those symptoms. Little leader un has a fever today (very very low 37.5C) so beer leader is watching to see if it goes higher. Beer leader is so very not amused.

Hey at least it ain't kung flu.

Speaking of the pandemic, one of my irl friends worls at a VA nursing home. She said that they've had 7 cases of the disease pop up in the staff because apparently some people there arnt smart enough to know that they shouldn't go to the beach during a pandemic especially if they work a nursing home with a bunch of elderly veterans!!!! So now those old are people are all gonna die. And you want to know how the nursing home responded to that? They let the people that went down to Florida keep there jobs, and then they removed everyone's hazard pay right when it's getting really dangerous to work there my friend got pissed and went to the local news, they wrote a article about it quoting her. They havent fired her yet or had any confirmed cases among the residents...but it's only a matter of time now.

Demonos and Guiness Freaks

Grand jauass wrote:I don't remember joining this region?

Maybe because you were dead.

Owans and Demonos

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