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Ivory-coast wrote:how do i leave

Why would you want to do that? Go to the home page of the region you want to be in, and find the button 'Move Ivory Coast'

Guys hi

The last white army survivors wrote:Guys hi

Привет friend, I thought always believed that the Alaskan Tsardom was the last survivors of true Russia. It is good to see that is not the case.

Romanov Alaska wrote:Привет friend, I thought always believed that the Alaskan Tsardom was the last survivors of true Russia. It is good to see that is not the case.

Hi my friend! I thought the same! Iím in gold coast

The last white army survivors wrote:Hi my friend! I thought the same! Iím in gold coast

You fled to Australia? Well the communists certainly cant find you there.

In recent weeks in Treadwellia City, there has been a sizable growth in Tubbianism as three new churches took root and built new buildings. This morning, all of this increase is suddenly and mightily reflected in the magical bodies of Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius. While The Two Tubbies enjoy a warm, bubbly hot tub together between breakfasts, They experience the usual gleam of golden light emanating from Their navels, the accompanying flush of ruddiness and breathtaking huffiness, and the immediate filling out of flabbiness all around: He most at His bulgy belly and baggy behind, She at the ballooned bosom and jiggly jelly at the love handles.

A wheezy, mostly undressed waddling to Dr. Biggenbottom-Tubbius' office on the same hall follows. They stand there side by side, short of breath and interrupting each other with a string of garbled, uncommunicative mmphs and hrms. Frenzied shushing from the doctor follows, giving him silence save laborious breathing, as he begins his examinations of the Royal Rotundities.

The verdict: sixteen Tubbs, each, an immediate gain of a half a Tubb per Portly Parent of Treadwellia.

His prescription is simple: rest all day while Their bodies adjust to this new girth and the accompanying magical vitality and warmth flowing in Their sweaty frames, and, when able, to dress in now very uncomfortable clothes, go to Tubbabies and to Big and Tubby, and buy completely new wardrobes (excluding, of course, the ever-growing Suit that The Corpulent Claus wears once a year), paying special attention to shirts, blouses, tops, and TubBras.

It is good, the physician mmphs in his own winded fashion, that You pair only experience this every few months! If it was more often, You might never keep in garments except MaTubbity nightgowns!

Of course, word of this newly fleshy filling out reaches every news outlet in Piggy Cliff and beyond within the hour. On air, reporters place bets on the new blouse and MaTubbity garment sizes for their Beloved Bulbosities.

This afternoon finds torrential rains sweeping through Treadwellia, intermingling with the constant but gentle snowfall that blankets the entire nation as a side effect of The Tubbius Magic. While this odd mix of weather patterns progresses, Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius have very private appointments at TubBabies for the both of Them and at Big and Tubby for His Immensity, getting fitted anew for everything They could hope to wear. Of special interest first are the most important TubBras and Tummy Slings and underwear. With that much settled, The Chubby Clauses can spend the rest of the stormy day in minimal attire, trying on all manner of new fashions.

Of special delight to both Girthy Greatest-Grandparents of Treadwellia is another creation of the formerly maternal wear, now largely unisex-styled outfits from TubBabies. In Treadwellia, everyone in the nation is descended from or married into the many generations of the Tubbius family, so women are generally rather round, especially during the pregnancies oft-encouraged by Tubbian faith, and men are equally spherical due to the same tenets, so the only real differences of styling in fashion revolve around patterns and colors, not cuts and shapes. This newest, one-piece creation is the FlowTub: up top, it resembles a roomy blouse with minimal buttons for pudgy fingers to fret with. From the middle down, though, it the FlowTub is a voluminous skirt for easier, more comfortable waddling and toddling.

Giggles and jiggles of merriment burst forth from both Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius as They try on this new fashion hit. At the end of the night, with the rest of the clothes shipped off to the palace, They emerge wearing Their new, FlowTubs, each done in matching purple with a white tummy sash and buttons. Pictures begin snapping and people begin huffily-puffily rushing TubBabies to purchase their own.

I am ready for my diplomatic tour that will commence tomorrow. I wish to make this visit as fruitful as possible and strengthen Ashoy's diplomatic ties with its fellow Lazarian counterparts.

Treadwellia wrote: so the only real differences of styling in fashion revolve around patterns and colors,

what kind of patterns and colors?

Owans offers free lap band surgery to anyone whose weight places them at a higher risk of early onset death.

They released the bodycam footage leading up too George Floyd's death. God they handled that so poorly, they actually pulled a gun in the mans face right off the bat. And they never even botherd him about the counterfeit money he was accused of having.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8576371/Police-bodycam-footage-shows-moment-moment-arrest-George-Floyd-time.html?fbclid=IwAR0vezX1-NPk3PrPmktpOcNNgPg_52A2DYmAYgl6T2-0zPmowmZWuuyL4-0

G'day everyone

I'm closing the moose farm

New Adelsin wrote:I'm closing the moose farm

What?! Why?!? Dont tell me you had another covid outbreak. (Or was it the department of animal affairs agin?)

New Adelsin wrote:I'm closing the moose farm

What happened?

New Adelsin wrote:I'm closing the moose farm

Surely you just mean overnight. Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius would be disappointed if there were no meese to pet.

New Adelsin wrote:I'm closing the moose farm

cool, wish you luck in future business endeavors

New Adelsin wrote:I'm closing the moose farm

Please don't do that. Your moose steak is famous for its taste in all of Lazarus. If you are doing it for personal reasons then I am no one to interfere. But if you are facing any other problems then I will surely be happy to help!

Post self-deleted by Ashoy.

New Adelsin wrote:Treadwellia I demand that you force a few citizens here to become moose hands...

>_>

E_E

Sneyland wrote:E_E

WHERE F HAVE U BEEN

Good morning everyone!

New Adelsin wrote:I'm closing the moose farm

Best of luck with what you decide to do next. Your moose stew was the best stew I've ever had.

*Lear jet comes flying into Ashoy*

"This is flight 666 from Demonos requesting landing in Ashoy, over."

Demonos wrote:*Lear jet comes flying into Ashoy*

"This is flight 666 from Demonos requesting landing in Ashoy, over."

flight 666 you have been given the permission to land. Runway 18 Foxtrot Charlie. Over.

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