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Demonos wrote:"Ashoy Airtraffic control, Demonos flight 666b with diplomatic passenger aboard taxi to 4-2 victor. Clear runway 6-9 foxtrot. Weather report please. Permission to takeoff recieved."

"Demonos flight 666b. Weather report on your request- Clear skies with light winds of velocity 2 knots N-E. Temperature 95 F. Humidity level 43%. Runway 6-9 foxtrot is clear for takeoff. Fly at an altitude of 12,000 feet and maintain speed of 270 knots. Cruise at an altitude of 35,000 feet after approval.Over"

Demonos

Have yall heard about that explosion in Labanon yet? It happened this morning. They dont know what caused it yet but trust me it was massive. As in small nuclear bomb massive. Blew out every window in Beirut and set fires all across the city.

https://youtu.be/8jGUU3EmLxw

Heres a link to some footage of the blast. May god have mercy on those poor peoples souls.

Demonos, Ashoy, and Guiness Freaks

*aboard the Lear jet the Speaker of the Vapula Prolex meets Ahan Shetty*

"Your excellency, I was sent in advance by my Lady Vera who will meet you on the tarmac of the Spaceport. She is very eager to meet you. She sent me to discuss your speech before the GeneralProtectorateMinistrty. She knows that you wish to address the Ashoy diaspora. The Principality extends to you our priviledge for your visit."

*the Lear jet is now joined by Ashoy F-35s on either side. More come and follow in a tight formation.*

"But where are my manners? I am Dr. Leanne St. John, you can call me Leanne, if you wish."

*she puts out her hand for a handshake with Ahan Shetty*

Glorious society

I need sleep but honestly sleeping sounds so horrible

Ashoy

Glorious society wrote:I need sleep but honestly sleeping sounds so horrible

Too hot?

Glorious society

Mzeusia wrote:Too hot?

Nah, just the thought of sleeping is weird

Glorious society wrote:Nah, just the thought of sleeping is weird

Oh. Okay. Well, I hope you get used to it again.

Glorious society

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Post by Stondell suppressed by Mzeusia.

New vedan wrote:Have yall heard about that explosion in Labanon yet? It happened this morning. They dont know what caused it yet but trust me it was massive. As in small nuclear bomb massive. Blew out every window in Beirut and set fires all across the city.

https://youtu.be/8jGUU3EmLxw

Heres a link to some footage of the blast. May god have mercy on those poor peoples souls.

I've seen the video. That explosion was not caused by fireworks. That warehouse was full of unstable high explosives stored poorly. Who did they belong to? Was their having blown up really an accident?

Cianlandia, New vedan, and Demonos

New adelsin wrote:I'm closing the moose farm

:(

Treadwellia and Loftegen 3

His Immensity just squashed a big, black spider that was scurrying around in His bedroom. He did so by throwing a copy of a thick novel at it.

Loftegen 3

Treadwellia wrote:His Immensity just squashed a big, black spider that was scurrying around in His bedroom. He did so by throwing a copy of a thick novel at it.

hmm

Treadwellia wrote:His Immensity just squashed a big, black spider that was scurrying around in His bedroom. He did so by throwing a copy of a thick novel at it.

Throwing thick novels at things is a good solution. Except when you try to throw a thick novel at your computer to speed it up. It tends to work the other way.

Ashoy

After a long flight, I have finally reached Demonos. I would like to inform Mzeusia that I will be departing for Mzeusia the day after tomorrow,i.e, 7th of August 2020. The complete details shall be sent to you via telegram.
Cheers!

Mzeusia

Tubbius the Rotund is visiting His good friend Stanley Tummy today. The two are looking forward to a few games of Chewy Checkers.

Ashoy, Kingdom of Napels, Imperial-russia, and Greater bohavia

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius the Rotund is visiting His good friend Stanley Tummy today. The two are looking forward to a few games of Chewy Checkers.

Chewy Checkers? Sounds tasty.

Treadwellia, Kingdom of Napels, Imperial-russia, and Greater bohavia

Ashoy wrote:After a long flight, I have finally reached Demonos. I would like to inform Mzeusia that I will be departing for Mzeusia the day after tomorrow,i.e, 7th of August 2020. The complete details shall be sent to you via telegram.
Cheers!

*Ahan Shetty steps onto the tarmac. A detachment of elite forces from The demonos defense agency are in formation and a red carpet leads to Lady Vera in front of a 1950 Cadillac Fleetwood Limosine. The tarmac of the Demonos Interregional Spaceport expands into the horizon on either side. Rockets are on their pads in the distance.*

"Welcome to Demonos, your excellency, we are Lady Vera. What would you like to do first?"

Ashoy

Demonos wrote:*Ahan Shetty steps onto the tarmac. A detachment of elite forces from The demonos defense agency are in formation and a red carpet leads to Lady Vera in front of a 1950 Cadillac Fleetwood Limosine. The tarmac of the Demonos Interregional Spaceport expands into the horizon on either side. Rockets are on their pads in the distance.*

"Welcome to Demonos, your excellency, we are Lady Vera. What would you like to do first?"

*Gives Lady Vera a handshake*
''I would like to take some rest. I shall explore Vapula Prolex at night. After all, Vapula Prolex is renowned for its nightlife!

*Lady Vera pulls Ahan Shetty into the limousine cabin.*

"Driver," commands Lady Vera to a shadowy figure at the wheel, "Let us take Mr. Shetty to his hotel"

*The limo is switched on to reveal that the sound coming from under the hood was not the familiar internal combustion engine the vehicle was made for. The engine instead made a deep whining noise as power seem to be felt feeding the wheels by vibrating cables.*

"You'll need to forgive me, the royal 'we' stuff, I drop when with foreign dignitaries like this. Demonos is like this, your excellency, we take the beauty of the old design and then make it better."

*Lady Vera slides the curtains on the limo now. This makes the passenger cabin dark. Above their heads a video screen casts a light, the screen displays an overcast sky. The nano-crystals inside the screen give it such depth as mistakably real.*

"Your excellency, I am not a fan of the sun so it suits me if you wish to dispense with pleasant illusions of power. Perhaps unfortunate, streets are not now lined with demon parades. The sun in Demonos is perhaps like the moon of other places. I suggest you sleep during the day and rest. Here,"

*Lady Vera takes Ahan's hand and places a small silver device with a red button.*

"Before you ask, what I just gave you is a PearNote,"

*she touches the smooth silver of the device and it begins to vibrate sending out light pulses that create a small square screen.*

"Listen and watch."

*Lady Vera opens a small purse with a much smaller device than she had given Shetty*

"Call Head Stewart"

*a small pill leaped out of the side and she placed this pill directly into her ear.*

Her voice now became lower, almost a mumble. "Call his excellency when I hang up." Her voice now returned to Ahan present as compared to the previous mumble. "Hang up," she said aloud.

*she takes the pill out of her ear, crushes it, rolls down the window and tosses out the little pill*

"Hold down the read button on the side for six seconds when you panic; say like a guy has a gun shooting up the place, maybe someone is trying to hurt you; you have six seconds to fend for yourself. Depending on where you are, a detachment of shadows will fall on you location. Let me explain, The Shadows are a part of the Stewards of Demonos. You will never see them, hear them, or even sense them coming until they are right in front of you. That's a special feature on the phone you'll see few others with; that red button"

*Just then a call comes in on the Pear and a pill slides halfway out of the side*

"Answer it if you want, it's just a test call. Push the pill back in to reject the call. That devices will connect to me. Just tell it to call Lady Vera."

*The vibrations of the car lower as they approach the Valuxia.*

"We're here," she knocks on the window inside the cabin that separates the driver and passengers of the limo, "What's your name?"

"Dante, my Lady."

"Dante, you will trade out this limo for something more practical, have you been with us long?"

"4 months my'lady."

"Who gave you this big job? You will be his excellency's driver while he is here after you drop me off at The Prolex. We have some business to attend to while his excellency rests."

"Yes my'lady."

*she taps on the running board above the glass and it slides up. The limo becomes dead silent.*

"We're here. Tell them who you are, they'll be expecting you. Welcome to Demonos."

Ashoy and Sneyland

"All ethnic lives matter," she cried.

A 'Certain Ethnic Lives Matter' protestor shot and killed her.

Lady Zaharra's wrath was not long in coming.

i want to link some beautiful emo music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBfJMlaHyuE

Demonos and Guiness Freaks

Greetings, fellow esteemed Lazerenes!

All of Arclandia hopes this message finds each and every one of you enduring well through a year that seems to be comprised largely of plot twists and cliffhangers but only enough narrative to render them barely relevant to any of the characters' contexts. You may have noticed that our Diplomacy Corps made use of the automated WA endorsement functions, and if it hasn't happened yet, it will. We wish to be transparent about informing you that this is indeed a brazen effort at gaining endorsements through mutual back-scratching with the added bonus that such exchanges strengthen the region as a whole.

In the endorsement process, the Diplomacy Corps did separately annotate that there was an impressive and artistic parade of flags on display. They also took note that the region's most endorsed nations are led with an eye to human rights. Such ideological and artisanal beauties are surely the hallmarks of a fine region, and we are right at home in it.

Highest regards,
Arc Ignius Rex
via
Arclandian Civil Conscience Thinktank
Arclandian Diplomacy Corps
Arclandian Trading Commission
Artisan Guild of Arclandia

and all Esteemed Leadership by proxy

Demonos and Kingdom of Napels

*Lady Vera exits the castle of Saint Satanis and proceeds to her awaiting vehicle, an all black Tesla Model 3. The back door swivels up and she sits in the back seat.*

"The Vapula Prolex", she speaks aloud.

*the door on the Tesla closes and speeds off to its destination without a driver in the front seat. A phone call comes over the bluetooth in the cabin. It is Dr. Leanne St. John*

"Hello Speaker, have you arranged things" asks Lady Vera.

"Yes, my Lady, The GeneralProtectorateMinistry of The Vapula prolex is all assembled. The Magisters are also there representing the Magi Council," she reported.

"Ahan Shetty?"

"Yes, my Lady he has left the hotel and is currently en route to The Prolex."

"Thank you Dr, St. John. We will see you there soon." Lady Vera disconnects the call.

*Lady Vera pulls out her speech and reviews the contents. The Model 3 Approaches The Prolex. She is dressed in a state dress of purple damask. She has a tiara upon her head encrusted in black diamonds shaped into pentacles. Her skin is flawless and paper white, her eyes are completely black. Her lips are blood red. When the Tesla reaches the entrance to The Prolex she steps out with the aid of an awaiting Stewart. Camera bulbs flash wildly. Her dress hasn't an enormous train but manages to flow behind her. She enters The Prolex where government and a diplomat are waiting for her evening speech*

Ashoy

Vapula prolex

Speech Delivered By Ahan Shetty of Ashoy. August 5th MMXX before The General Protectorate Ministry of The Vapula Prolex

"Ladies and Gentleman.[Chaírete] (Hello). I am honored to be here on the land where secularism, human rights and freedom are held sacrosanct-Demonos! When I first decided to embark on this diplomatic tour, I was in a big dilemma. Which country should I begin from? After a lot of thinking and introspection, The Principality appealed to me the most. Her Excellency, Lady Vera was kind enough to let me visit her genial nation. She was filled with excitement and hospitality and made it her own mission to make my trip the most comfortable. I express my gratitude to Her Highness Lady Vera for her kindness and generosity. My fellow Ashoyians, you have made our country proud by abiding with the laws of Demonos,respecting its culture and above all, respecting its masses. Ashoy and Demonos have been strategic partners for about 700 years. That is quite long! It is believed that the two countries had flourishing trade betwixt them. However as time passed, the world changed and the two countries slowly but surely lost contact. My visit to Demonos marks the revival of the prehistoric friendship between Ashoy and Demonos- A friendship built on trust,cooperation and ethics. Friends, I am happy to announce that our nations have agreed on a visa free travel agreement which will allow Ashoyians and Demonosians to travel between the two super powers without any restrictions! Also, Ashoy has decided to invest 150 Billion Atins into the Information technology of Demonos. This investment will provide a lot of employment to our brothers and sisters of Demonos. The two nations have also agreed on a joint military drill that will help Ashoyian and Demonosian Defense Forces to be prepared for any unexpected incursions. Lastly, the two nations have also agreed upon the removal of trade restrictions which will help revive the flourishing trade that took place over 700 years ago! My fellow Ashoyians, our nations have embarked on a new journey- a journey of friendship which will surely last for an eternity! Its been a pleasure meeting the Ashoyian diaspora in Demonos.
God bless Ashoy, God bless Demonos, God bless Lazarus.

Thank You!"

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MINISTERS of The Principality, The Imperial Republic of Ashoy has come before us seeking visa-less passage between passport holders of Demonos and Ashoy and our mutual territories. This would mean that citizens of Ashoy will soon be among us. Those of Ashoy will come to participate in our Information Technology Industries as they have voiced a keen interest in our outstanding specialties of interstellar communication and subterranean wireless intranet technologies. Beyond this they have voiced a keen interest in our demon culture and art.

MINISTERS, Ashoy clearly indicates that they wish to establish other structures. Trade between The Imperial Republic and The Principality’s industries. The Principality is a socialist, AI-backed, centrally planned economy. We must speak now of what this means for The Crux.

WE COMMAND the DEMONOS ECONOMIC MINISTRY EXECUTIVE, To form a foreign monies treasury. ALL currency traded for Crux must be deposited and given compensation to greater than market value price. We further command that ALL foreign monies be accounted for upon entry of The Principality from Ashoy.

WE COMMAND THE MAGISTER OF CUSTOMS AND IMMIGRATION, to take account of all monies entering from abroad. Foreign bearers of alien currency notoriously and legally entering Demonos MAY NEVER be deprived of monetary possession. NO FEE OR TAX may be imposed upon bearers of ATINS. We further command that THE MAGISTER open an exchange booth at ports of entry to offer exchange of alien currency to CRUX based on fair market value. We further commend that ASHOY PASSPORT HOLDERS be granted entry without the need of a visa approved by the Demonos ministry of foreign affairs.

WE COMMAND THE MINISTRY OF LABOR, to form a committee and produce, before the next full moon is out a foreign industry investigation. The Imperial Republic of ASHOY will begin sending entrepreneurs to our lands looking to set up industries alongside our Information technology. WE COMMAND THE MINISTRY OF LABOR to work with the DEMONOS ECONOMIC MINISTRY EXECUTIVE to program our industry for the influx of foreign investment.

WE COMMAND THE DEMONOS DEFENSE AGENCY to work alongside Ashoy to perform military drills and war games that reflect sentiments of allegiance and friendship. We further command the THE MAGISTER OF DEFENSE to work alongside Ashoy chiefs of military staff to benefit the defense of our mutual countries in the spirit of peace and mutual prosperity.

That set aside. Mr. AHAN SHETTY. Welcome to our Principality. We hope these commands may help bring about another golden age. We have known Lazarus so that it has become our home. We must do all that we can to advance our region's culture, economies, and sciences. We are grateful for your visit and look forward to having your people among us. We are, after-all, all Lazarene. We welcome your investment of faith an good nature. May peace be between our nations, for as long as we shall govern.

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Owans and Ashoy

"This is a case of white privilege," one of the "Ethnic Lives Matter" rioters said, apparently too stupid to recognize what had been happening for the last four days.
"I'm as white as death," Lady Zaharra said. "I'm going to show you my skeleton juicer."
"Lady, I'm sorry!" came the terrified scream.
"Too little, too late," Lady Zaharra said.

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