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The copper states

On a more serious note, my Lily proposal has 15 approvals so far. Hang in there, guys!

Fluffiness, Loftegen 2, The silicon states, and The aluminium states

The aluminium states

How does POTTY-TRAINING all the pigeons in the CAPITAL not increase intelligence and/or scientific advancement? THIS IS THE FUTURE RIGHT HERE!

The aluminium states wrote:How does POTTY-TRAINING all the pigeons in the CAPITAL not increase intelligence and/or scientific advancement? THIS IS THE FUTURE RIGHT HERE!

Those fools at the academy called me mad! I'll show them!

The copper states

Loftegen 2

I have a proposal! Create the Lazarene Aerobiologist League!

We'll train the pigeons so, we could transform them into biological drones!

Treadwellia, Neo-tacoma, and Loftegen 2

The copper states

Aigania You in?

Aigania and Loftegen 2

Loftegen 2 wrote:LazASK question for today! If you could only eat one thing for your whole life, what would it be?

I'd probably have to say Denver omelettes (ham, onions, green peppers, and cheese) with hashbrowns and sausage gravy.

Smoothies. That should give me a balanced diet though one could reasonably argue that I'm not eating anything.

Fluffiness and Loftegen 2

The copper states

Loftegen 2 wrote:LazASK question for today! If you could only eat one thing for your whole life, what would it be?

I'd probably have to say Denver omelettes (ham, onions, green peppers, and cheese) with hashbrowns and sausage gravy.

If I am speaking like I'd have to commit to this, I'd say salad, since you can chop up anything and call it a salad, allowing me to still eat a balanced diet.

If I am saying it just for fun, then hash browns. Not my favorite food, but the most consistent favorite I've had all my life. If I'd pick my favorite dish atm (Frenchtalian Red-sauce Mincemeat Spaghetti), I could very easily grow to dislike it, but you can never get enough of Hash Browns.

Fluffiness and Loftegen 2

Loftegen 2 wrote:Altenburg Independent News

The Council of Cantons has ratified what is now formally known in Loftegen 2 as the Treaty of Altenburg 2019, that is, the treat of peace and cooperation between Loftegen 2 and Leonism. An attempt by some two dozen Councillors to drop article seven (military cooperation) from the text of the treaty was defeated, and the treaty approved by a vote of 63-10-2-1 (aye, nay, abstain, absent).

The fact that Councillors who opposed article seven then voted for the treaty may be due to the efforts of the heads of the Army and Air Force, who testified before various Assembly and Council committees this week. They expressed great interest in obtaining examples of Imperial weapons technology, particularly in regard to directed energy weapons* and power systems. Prime Minister Ysar has yet to name a permanent ambassador to the Empire, but announced today that Lieutenant Generals Clayton Sparr of the Air Force, and Sandra North of the Army, heads of their respective services Material Development Commands, will be departing for the Empire in the next few days, with orders to buy whatever the Imperials are willing to sell.

*aren't all weapons directed energy weapons, when you think about it?

Imperiale Neueste Nachrichten (INN)
Quarturio Elena Weiß, correspondent in Loftegen 2.

Today the Council of Cantons has approved the seven article Treaty of Peace and Cooperation between the Republican Federation of Loftegen and the Imperium of Leonism. The treaty found widespread agreement in the Council, with only article 7 leading to heated discussions. This article fosters the military cooperation between the two nations and allows both nations to station up to 1000 troops in the other country for the purpose of joint training and security.
Ultimately pressure by the Loftegen military apparatus led councillors to agree to this article as well, thus ratifying the entire treaty.

For it to come into force, the Reichstag has to approve it in Monday's session. Political commentators in Leestcheck see approval as a given. It has already been announced that pending the Reichstag's approval, a force of 100 soldiers under the command of the heroic Zenturio Marcus Tullius Höfner will return to Loftegen as early as in two weeks time, to establish a permanent joint training facility in Loftegen.

So far we could not establish whether an when Loftegen plans to station soldiers in our country under the provisions of the treaty, but the vast Imperial territory offers huge training grounds full of landscape that may be unfamiliar to Loftegen soldiers and thus beneficial for their training. The wetlands of coastal South Frisia, the eastern savannas as well as the northern mountain chains have all been mentioned by Imperial military experts as possible bases.

Apparently two high-ranking officers of the Republican Federation will travel to Leonism soon, and may talk about the details of the future cooperation with Imperial counterparts.

Loftegen 2

Loftegen 2 wrote:666 of them (it's a coincidence, dammit!), all bodybuilders like their parents! All of Mirror-Mr. and Mrs. Tubbius' sons were born with magnificent goatees, and their daughters bear a striking resemblance to Cory Everson. The two Fitness Fanatics are so proud!

His Roly-Poly Roundness wonders, while getting ready for church, if the Mirror-Tubbiuses are literate enough to document their lives in Factbooks. Mmph MMPH!

Guiness Freaks and Loftegen 2

The Catholic Church once charged a group of rats with destruction of property. Okay, you do you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALWLELLlv6E

Guiness Freaks and Loftegen 2

Announcement From the Council of Lazarene Security

The Council of Lazarene Security have voted to approve ejection and/or ban of the nations below, which can now occur at any time.

We strongly urge to the following nations that now face ejection and/or ban: Erudite Individuals, Somagline, Nautlandia, Serious Problems, Elysium of light, Nightscence, Port jefferson, Lisi Krej, Flatulati incontinentia, Azzadoni, Brandinia, Sketharia, Enotihuan, Thespinia

1. Endorse the Delegate or resign from the World Assembly till after the update.

2. Move their nation to another region and return after the update.

This is because of their excessive violations of the Endorsement Cap for nations not endorsing the Delegate.

Ejection and/or ban is the last resort of enforcing the Endorsement Cap despite repeated warnings and non-compliance.

Signed,
Chief Operating Officer/Vice Delegate,
New Rogernomics

Fluffiness, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2

Loftegen 2 wrote:LazASK question for today! If you could only eat one thing for your whole life, what would it be?

I'd probably have to say Denver omelettes (ham, onions, green peppers, and cheese) with hashbrowns and sausage gravy.

A) this sounds delicious and beer leader would like to order 3
B) this is a question beer leader could never answer because he has such difficulty on a daily basis determining what to eat. He made vietnamese good yesterday, had bacon and eggs for breakfast and is making a thai stew for dinner. These are impossible questions right up there with what 3 albums would you listen to only for the rest of your life?

Loftegen 2

Mzeusia wrote:The Catholic Church once charged a group of rats with destruction of property. Okay, you do you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALWLELLlv6E

Yet nowadays some of your more vehement/less sane animal rights activists would probably insist that any animal scheduled to be put down get a fair trial first. Human nature never changes...

Mzeusia and Guiness Freaks

Loftegen 2 wrote:Yet nowadays some of your more vehement/less sane animal rights activists would probably insist that any animal scheduled to be put down get a fair trial first. Human nature never changes...

Sounds like a good issue to write up to propose to NS

Loftegen 2

The copper states wrote:Aigania You in?

Oh yes! Becoming a techno-organic civilizations ! (A bit like the Zerg), with upgraded people in the style of the Sarah Kerrigan or with Symbiotes like in Spiderman! Using the surrounding ecology like a swarm of drones.

Lovely idea!

P.S. (And it would blend perfectly with the AI/Robotics choice of company and the Green Magic option I selected on the poll).

Loftegen 2

Mzeusia has the largest defence forces that it has ever seen since Sirakles Tylosis was voted in. Beware of Mzeusian might.

Loftegen 2 and Leonism

Mzeusia wrote:Mzeusia has the largest defence forces that it has ever seen since Sirakles Tylosis was voted in. Beware of Mzeusian might.

According to publicly available World Census figures, Mzeusia is in the Top70% Defense Forces strength worldwide and Top78% in Lazarus.

We admit these figures may not be entirely accurate due to the methodology used by the World Census.

Due to its history, the Imperium of Leonism is always prepared for war. We aim to have 1% of the population as active duty soldiers at any time (currently 70 million in the Imperial Armed Forces) and the entirety of the able bodied adult population as reservists (currently about 4 billion Imperials between ages 18 and 60 who have completed basic training and the yearly two-week refresher training).

Loftegen 2

Leonism wrote:According to publicly available World Census figures, Mzeusia is in the Top70% Defense Forces strength worldwide and Top78% in Lazarus.

We admit these figures may not be entirely accurate due to the methodology used by the World Census.

Due to its history, the Imperium of Leonism is always prepared for war. We aim to have 1% of the population as active duty soldiers at any time (currently 70 million in the Imperial Armed Forces) and the entirety of the able bodied adult population as reservists (currently about 4 billion Imperials between ages 18 and 60 who have completed basic training and the yearly two-week refresher training).

*Sneaks away*
You heard nothing.

Treadwellia, Loftegen 2, and Leonism

Mzeusia wrote:*Sneaks away*
You heard nothing.

Indeed. As I say, the World Census doesn't know everything...

Loftegen 2

The copper states wrote:Loftegen 2

I have a proposal! Create the Lazarene Aerobiologist League!

We'll train the pigeons so, we could transform them into biological drones!

As soon as you find a pigeon capable of carrying a nuclear bomb, you will have the attention of Loftegen 2's armed forces!

Treadwellia and The copper states

The copper states

Loftegen 2 wrote:As soon as you find a pigeon capable of carrying a nuclear bomb, you will have the attention of Loftegen 2's armed forces!

Hmmm, perhaps a little something more tame... We could easily make pigeons carrying flashbangs, though!

Loftegen 2

The copper states wrote:Hmmm, perhaps a little something more tame... We could easily make pigeons carrying flashbangs, though!

Perhaps we could genetically engineer a variety of giant eagle or condor to carry something a little more potent?

Treadwellia and The copper states

The copper states

Loftegen 2 Aigania Treadwellia and anyone else who is interested, here's the link to the Royal Enigmatic Lazarene Aerobiology League, also known as RELAL! https://discord.gg/F6PFcpx

Loftegen 2

Eventually, perhaps :)

Treadwellia, Loftegen 2, and Leonism

I am back once again. Sadly holidays have ended

Loftegen 2

Loftegen 2

Altenburg Independent News

Some items of interest:

From the Army Times:

2nd Lieutenant Beka Hamlin, platoon leader, 3rd Platoon, A Company, 1st Battalion of the 72nd Special Forces Regiment, was awarded the Order of the Seven Suns for gallantry in action against the NLO, and promoted to 1st Lieutenant. Lt. Hamlin distiguished herself by leading her platoon, assisted by the 1269th Imperial Light Infantry of Leonism, against NLO members attacking the Altenburg Grand Hotel. Lt. Hamlin's coolness under fire, shrewd tactics, and bold initiative resulted in a victorious outcome, and reflect great credit upon herself, her command, and the Loftegen 2 Army.

From the Foreign Ministry Digest:

Undersecretary for Lazarene Affairs Colton Smith has been nominated by Prime Minister James Ysar as the permanent ambassador of Loftegen 2 to the Leonistisches Imperium. Upon confirmation to the post by the Council of Cantons (should that occur) Smith will relieve Acting Ambassador Little in Leestcheck. Given that confirmation is virtually certain, the Prime Minister has nominated Assistant Undersecretary for Lazarene Affairs Mary Rose as Smith's successor.

Excerpt from commentary by Dimmy Jore on the Smith nomination:

He (Smith) can't even speak German! And what does the Ministry say? "He speaks Swabian: that's practically the same thing!" God, this is embarrassing!

From the Altenburg Times:

The Ministry of Defense announced that development of bomb-pumped x-ray laser warheads for Spartan ABM's would resume at once, having been suspended seven years ago by former Prime Minister Carter. Underground tests at the Salt Valley site in western Loftegen 2 will be followed by tests in deep space, probably on the far side of the Moon, starting as early as next year. As many as one percent of all Spartans will be fitted with laser warheads as they become available.

The Green-Socialist Party responded to this announcement by pledging to fight the new program tooth and nail, describing it as "an environmental disaster". No prizes for guessing who made those remarks.

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