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Mzeusia wrote:disposed of the week old body that was sitting in the back.

Bartholomew rose from his bed with a frown. He could hear a noise that...

sounded like the noise last week that had heralded the destruction of his front door and the cracking of his walls.

Finish this: Sarah smiled. She would have her revenge one day after...

Snoodum wrote:sounded like the noise last week that had heralded the destruction of his front door and the cracking of his walls.

Finish this: Sarah smiled. She would have her revenge one day after...

Mark had given the green light on her plan.

Finish this: The mango flew at light speed due to

Mzeusia wrote:Mark had given the green light on her plan.

Finish this: The mango flew at light speed due to

the quangodongo paste having reacted violently with the phosphorutican particulates in the underground cavern where Victor was conducting his experiments into the permeability of the earth's crust to Blueiron radiation.

Finish this: The rumour spread quickly of what had happened that day. Three people in hospital due to

Snoodum wrote:the quangodongo paste having reacted violently with the phosphorutican particulates in the underground cavern where Victor was conducting his experiments into the permeability of the earth's crust to Blueiron radiation.

Finish this: The rumour spread quickly of what had happened that day. Three people in hospital due to

Erma's garden defence system, consisting of bear traps, small explosives and dogs.

Finish this: The clown collapsed in his trailer as he read about...

Mzeusia wrote:Erma's garden defence system, consisting of bear traps, small explosives and dogs.

Finish this: The clown collapsed in his trailer as he read about...

how pineapple soup was made using one large pineapple, five-hundred grams of flour and a sprinkling of diced chilli peppers.

Finish this: Grace aimlessly hopped around her garden, unknowingly...

Snoodum wrote:how pineapple soup was made using one large pineapple, five-hundred grams of flour and a sprinkling of diced chilli peppers.

Finish this: Grace aimlessly hopped around her garden, unknowingly...

walking into Erma's garden, and setting off a small explosive. leaving her back door unlocked and letting in the thief who had been waiting there for over 48 hours.

Finish this: When it was completed, the temple looked magnificent, and...

Mzeusia wrote:walking into Erma's garden, and setting off a small explosive. leaving her back door unlocked and letting in the thief who had been waiting there for over 48 hours.

Finish this: When it was completed, the temple looked magnificent, and...

delicious, having been constructed out of red and white sun-baked sugar bricks and cookie columns.

Finish this: The bright sun beamed overhead, everything was looking good and Kate...

Snoodum wrote:delicious, having been constructed out of red and white sun-baked sugar bricks and cookie columns.

Finish this: The bright sun beamed overhead, everything was looking good and Kate...

Regretted contracting that highly contagious disease that meant she was currently in quarantine.

Finish this: Geraldine's biggest fear was that, during her wedding ceremony...

Mzeusia wrote:Regretted contracting that highly contagious disease that meant she was currently in quarantine.

Finish this: Geraldine's biggest fear was that, during her wedding ceremony...

Jennifer, her pet parrot would repeat all the racy text messages from Gordon that she had been singing at the top of her lungs while Terry was away at work.

And that closes this fun exercise. Perhaps there will be more in future.

Mzeusia wrote:Regretted contracting that highly contagious disease that meant she was currently in quarantine.

Finish this: Geraldine's biggest fear was that, during her wedding ceremony...

it would not be officiated by Tubbius.

Mmph MMPH....

Treadwellia wrote:it would not be officiated by Tubbius.

Mmph MMPH....

Hahaha!

Greetings from Pacifica! I hope our friends in Lazarus are doing well.

We're hosting an interregional card festival this Thursday (Starting at 1pm BST) on our RMB. Your region is more than welcome to participate! We have over 100 NS trading cards we're raffling off.






Hello from Pacifica!

Are you a crazed card collector?
Someone who wants to pawn off some of their collection?

LOOK NO FURTHER!

The Ministry of Culture is hosting an interregional card festival in our RMB Thursday July 25 at 1 pm BST!

There will be 60* card raffles! (*More if time and resources allow! Rumor has it we have over 100 cards available!)

This is the perfect opportunity to hone your collection into the perfection it's meant to be and to get your hands on those legendaries and epics you've been searching for!

New collectors welcome! This is the perfect time to begin your card career.

For more information, contact Democratic Republic Of Unified States or Shoalia!




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Well, that game's made a nice dispatch. Time to do something else.

This is a summary of the fun Mzeusia and I had with the 'Finish this' game.

This is a link to the Snoodian archives which contains all dispatches.

Below is a collection of correspondences between the Snoodian Foreign Ministry employees and their Mzeusian counterparts when on their lunch break. This has been released in order to further Snoodian interests and values both domstically and abroad.

Snoodum

Finish the below sentence.

Harry and Bob met up for

Mzeusia

Their traditional Monday wrestle behind the carnival.

Finish this: Harry was feeling happy as he saw Bob's face, but...

Snoodum

what he did not see was the waitress fall over the old man's leg behind him.

Mzeusia

He did however, hear the scream and crash as the waitress dropped a tray of drinks.

Snoodum

Finish this:

June snuck up on Sally, her...

Mzeusia

colander perched precariously on her head.
Finish this: Arnold swept the floor with explosive movements because...

Snoodum

he was damned if he was going to fail to put across King Borund's insanity on the last night of his otherwise esteemed acting career.
Finish this: Gerald got into his car, turning the music up and forgetting that he hadn't...

Mzeusia

disposed of the week old body that was sitting in the back.

Bartholomew rose from his bed with a frown. He could hear a noise that...

Snoodum

sounded like the noise last week that had heralded the destruction of his front door and the cracking of his walls.

Finish this: Sarah smiled. She would have her revenge one day after...

Mzeusia

Mark had given the green light on her plan.

Finish this: The mango flew at light speed due to

Snoodum

the quangodongo paste having reacted violently with the phosphorutican particulates in the underground cavern where Victor was conducting his experiments into the permeability of the earth's crust to Blueiron radiation.

Finish this: The rumour spread quickly of what had happened that day. Three people in hospital due to

Mzeusia

Erma's garden defence system, consisting of bear traps, small explosives and dogs.

Finish this: The clown collapsed in his trailer as he read about...

Snoodum

how pineapple soup was made using one large pineapple, five-hundred grams of flour and a sprinkling of diced chilli peppers.

Finish this: Grace aimlessly hopped around her garden, unknowingly...

Mzeusia

walking into Erma's garden, and setting off a small explosive. leaving her back door unlocked and letting in the thief who had been waiting there for over 48 hours.

Finish this: When it was completed, the temple looked magnificent, and...

Snoodum

delicious, having been constructed out of red and white sun-baked sugar bricks and cookie columns.

Finish this: The bright sun beamed overhead, everything was looking good and Kate...

Mzeusia

Regretted contracting that highly contagious disease that meant she was currently in quarantine.

Finish this: Geraldine's biggest fear was that, during her wedding ceremony...

Snoodum

Jennifer, her pet parrot would repeat all the racy text messages from Gordon that she had been singing at the top of her lungs while Terry was away at work.

And that closes this fun exercise. Perhaps there will be more in future.

The Snoodian official's lunch break ended here. Perhaps the Ministry for Art, Culture and Values will release more comedic articles such as this.

Here is a link to the Mzeusian dispatch on this exchange: page=dispatch/id=1238434

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Snoodum wrote:Oh! Then it is you I should ask about using the white space on the map. I've been thinking of RP oppurtunities coming from troubles brewing in the white space on the map that, at least in my head, could be countries that are really whatever is needed. For example, if we need a country where terrorists get support, we could use one of them.

I hope this is okay though, if not, I completely understand.

Yours, God-Emperor Snudgeskooge,
May we civilise the world with an iron fist.

To clarify: Your Imaginary Friend is still in charge of managing the LazMAP. I'm personally fine with using the "white spots" for "AI nations" that can fulfill functions that "player states" cannot, although this use should be limited so as to keep other players and their nations in the spotlight.

In the RP with Loftegen 2 we had both of our own nations unwillingly harbouring terrorists, while, as Loftegen wrote above, his puppets also worked perfectly as origin nations for some of them.

I also considered having "off map entities" such as the New Pacific Order play hostile roles in the map RP, although this might have unintended political consequences for Lazarus that I'd like to avoid. The New Light Order (NLO) was obviously a pun on the New Lazarene Order of past times.

I don't follow the rmb very much. Whst was the art contest you all were talking about, and is it still ongoing?

The Copper States wrote:Me and Aigania consider ourselves so technologically advanced, it's basically magic (._.)

"It's a kind of magic ... " *wink.

Also Clarke's Third Law.

Patridam wrote:I don't follow the rmb very much. Whst was the art contest you all were talking about, and is it still ongoing?

Here is it.

Hello Lazarus! Welcome to LazART!
On behalf of Your Imaginary Friend I'd like to invite you to this month's edition of our regional art contest, LazART.
This month's prompt is to draw LazCorp's mascot, Penelope Phoenix! :)

(possibly related to the chicken... )

Draw your own phoenix pic and send it to me via telegram or message Leonism#9218 on Discord (where you can directly upload images from your computer) and I'll stick it on top! No need to get fancy but creativity is awesome!!

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Mzeusia wrote:disposed of the week old body that was sitting in the back.

Bartholomew rose from his bed with a frown. He could hear a noise that...

erm <__<

Adelsin wrote:erm <__<

Nothing to see here. Move along quickly please.

Aigania wrote:"It's a kind of magic ... " *wink.

Also Clarke's Third Law.

"Any technology, no matter how primitive, is magic to those who don't understand it."

OOC: I'm going to put all of my posts about this into a dispatch. Do you mind if I include your ones?
Also, this post is shorter than usual because the information of the enemy I get from your ants will help formulate the strategy to defeating them.

As the golden ants swarmed forward, Casey caught a flash of Antisia. She was speaking to a troop of Trapjaw ants and as Casey's unit moved further down the battle field, she heard Antisia give the foreign ants a choice.

"You can seek shelter if you want, but you will have to be put under guard. If you want to, I suppose you could fight with us. Whatever you do, I'm going to need information about the Red Menace force that attacked you. She turned to look in the direction that the Red menace had come from. "I plan to rid the land of their poison." She took a deep breath. "I'll do it one way or another."

As Casey moved onward with her unit, Antisia stood listening to the Trapjaw response. Her face was tense, but Casey couldn't look for much longer. With this first victory the spirits of the ants were high, but they still had to face the Red Menace force who had been sent to deal with the Trapjaw colony. The Trapjaws were fearsome ants, and if their numbers had been depleted to such an extent, Casey knew the fight ahead would not be an easy one.

As they marched, Casey was ordered onto a Major Ant to replace a rider who had fallen in the first battle. She leapt on the hard carapace of the ant, hanging on with ease. Shimmering ants were taught early on how to master the art of riding, and so Casey had gotten more than enough practise. Riding the Majors wasn't just a skill useful in battle, it was also good for a speedy evacuation, should the colony ever have the need.

Greater Saint-Paul

Here's a question: what is your favorite disproved scientific theory? Answer in character or out.

Lady Zaharra was quite fond of the Luminiferous aether, and was deeply saddened when the evidence against its existence became too much for her to bear.

Tubbius has had a very stressful day. He just wants to put on His favorite lavender nightgown, flump into bed with Mrs. Tubbius, and exchange loving tummy rubs before nodding off.

Adelsin wrote:Yes, begin the testing for moose butter.

We're also running low on moose. We need to start promoting procreation again so go out to Blockbuster and rent out Rocky and Bullwinkle, the movie. Play it in the morning non-stop overnight. We need more baby moose for the tender stews.

>_>

Ok, I will capture moose from my country. *test for moose butter*

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