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The republic of glasgow

Loftegen 2 wrote:O.O.C. The lasers come from Leonism, just so you know. Sinyal is selling me some anti-ship missiles.

Dispatch from Gen. John "Soap" MacTavish, Supreme and democratically elected Leader of The Armed Republic of The Republic of Glasgow

Mrs Margery Hatcher Defence Minister has subsequently been summarily executed for this embarrassment and her replacement is being decided upon as we speak

We hope you will forgive our previous rash and impulsive dispatches

(I need to read these damn proposals properly before signing them)

Yours sincerely

Gen. John "Soap" MacTavish & The People of Glasgow

Loftegen 2

Beer leader will be taking the twins to the beach today. It's a cooler day in GF, so probably not in the water. We will then be having a picnic dinner that the twins prepared and will go to our favourite popcorn stand before heading to the drive in. Lady glitter sparkles and the littlest leader left yesterday to visit her sister for 10 days. tomorrow the twins go with stinky on vacation for a week. Beer leader will be left alone. He is very content with this and already has plans for home remodeling. And drinking. And fixing his damn grill.

Snoodum, The republic of glasgow, and Loftegen 2

Guiness Freaks wrote:Beer leader will be taking the twins to the beach today. It's a cooler day in GF, so probably not in the water. We will then be having a picnic dinner that the twins prepared and will go to our favourite popcorn stand before heading to the drive in. Lady glitter sparkles and the littlest leader left yesterday to visit her sister for 10 days. tomorrow the twins go with stinky on vacation for a week. Beer leader will be left alone. He is very content with this and already has plans for home remodeling. And drinking. And fixing his damn grill.

It's always good to have a plan and always better to have a plan one is happy to follow.

Guiness Freaks and Loftegen 2

Guiness Freaks wrote:Beer leader will be taking the twins to the beach today. It's a cooler day in GF, so probably not in the water. We will then be having a picnic dinner that the twins prepared and will go to our favourite popcorn stand before heading to the drive in. Lady glitter sparkles and the littlest leader left yesterday to visit her sister for 10 days. tomorrow the twins go with stinky on vacation for a week. Beer leader will be left alone. He is very content with this and already has plans for home remodeling. And drinking. And fixing his damn grill.

Even though SMB is the bane of Beer Leader's existence, Lady Zaharra supposes that he rather she not be devoured by a demon, at least while the twins are around?

Denado wrote:Actually yes, I have had that particular issue! It was a little while ago so I had to refresh my memory on it, but yes, I do remember mentally flipping the bird at Violetists and opting for luxury watches for the aristocracy.

Yeah I thought I'd better throw in a really weird option. :)

The republic of glasgow and Loftegen 2

Loftegen 2 wrote:LazASK question: If your nation's leader was undead, what kind would they be? AD&D descriptions are acceptable, but no mixing types! Let's keep our wild fantasies realistic, plz.

Lady Zaharra would either be a ghost or a vampire (blood comes from bones, just like skeleton juice).

Do remember that His Gobbiness has played the vampire Baron Von Tubb in five hit TubBlood films! The entire collection is coming to disc and digital formats soon!

Loftegen 2

I'm trying for a third issue: viewtopic.php?f=13&t=470312&p=36068683#p36068683.

One day you will see 'Snoodum' at the bottom of the issue where it recognises who made it! One day, my friends, one day!

The republic of glasgow and Loftegen 2

Snoodum wrote:I'm trying for a third issue: viewtopic.php?f=13&t=470312&p=36068683#p36068683.

One day you will see 'Snoodum' at the bottom of the issue where it recognises who made it! One day, my friends, one day!

Did you have to scrap the other one? I seem to recall that a mod type person had some objection to it.

Snoodum

Loftegen 2 wrote:Did you have to scrap the other one? I seem to recall that a mod type person had some objection to it.

Yes. There have already been enough about foreign aid. My thinking was there hasn't been one about water shortages. I still think there can be more issues for foreign aid given all the types one can give though I'm not going to pursue that with issues. It'll be like shooting ducks in barrel for the mods.

The republic of glasgow and Loftegen 2

Treadwellia wrote:Do remember that His Gobbiness has played the vampire Baron Von Tubb in five hit TubBlood films! The entire collection is coming to disc and digital formats soon!

Much as she loves her fat friend, Lady Zaharra considers those movies pure camp. She's seen <censored> that, to paraphrase Shakespeare,

"I could a tale unfold whose lightest word
Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,
Make thy two eyes like stars start from their spheres,
Thy knotted and combined locks to part,
And each particular hair to stand on end
Like quills upon the fretful porpentine.
But this eternal blazon must not be
To ears of flesh and blood."

Treadwellia and The republic of glasgow

The republic of glasgow

Snoodum wrote:Yes. There have already been enough about foreign aid. My thinking was there hasn't been one about water shortages. I still think there can be more issues for foreign aid given all the types one can give though I'm not going to pursue that with issues. It'll be like shooting ducks in barrel for the mods.

It needs more DEAD Maxtopians

Loftegen 2

The republic of glasgow wrote:It needs more DEAD Maxtopians

That's an idea: instead of the issue being about something the Maxitopians have done to you, make it about something you've done to them, that you're trying to avoid responsibility for.

The republic of glasgow

The republic of glasgow

Loftegen 2 wrote:That's an idea: instead of the issue being about something the Maxitopians have done to you, make it about something you've done to them, that you're trying to avoid responsibility for.

Or something you are going to do to them. It's always a response to something that has already happened rather than planning something.

I like your thinking here Loftegen 2

Loftegen 2

The republic of glasgow

Snoodum wrote:I'm trying for a third issue: viewtopic.php?f=13&t=470312&p=36068683#p36068683.

One day you will see 'Snoodum' at the bottom of the issue where it recognises who made it! One day, my friends, one day!

One day soon!

Snoodum and Loftegen 2

Helloerybody!

Treadwellia, Snoodum, The republic of glasgow, and Loftegen 2

Loftegen 2 wrote:Much as she loves her fat friend, Lady Zaharra considers those movies pure camp.

They are! They deal with the obese Baron's getting turned mid-meal and his subsequent issues with his burgeoning belly and blood needs. Keeping him in fitting clothes and coffins without revealing his undead secret is a central point played for much comedy, but by midway into TubBlood 5: Too Much TubBlood, Baron Von Tubb has given up on most clothes except for his customary baron's coat, Tubbra, and Tummy Sling, setting a standard for all people in his village to follow. Of course, The Rings of Tubbius at His Immensity's belly are edited out digitally when necessary.

Rumor has it that TubBlood 6 is in production. The title will apparently be TubBlood 6: TubBlood and the Skinny People! Expect more feasting than usual when Baron Von Tubb finds a Woodstock-like celebration of thinness on the outskirts of his domain! The baron simply can't have any of that.

Snoodum, Auphelia, The republic of glasgow, and Loftegen 2

Okay, so I've just reworked the current issue though it still is not accepted. It has been surprisingly fun despite the initial harsh response.

The republic of glasgow and Loftegen 2

Treadwellia wrote:They are! They deal with the obese Baron's getting turned mid-meal and his subsequent issues with his burgeoning belly and blood needs. Keeping him in fitting clothes and coffins without revealing his undead secret is a central point played for much comedy, but by midway into TubBlood 5: Too Much TubBlood, Baron Von Tubb has given up on most clothes except for his customary baron's coat, Tubbra, and Tummy Sling, setting a standard for all people in his village to follow. Of course, The Rings of Tubbius at His Immensity's belly are edited out digitally when necessary.

Rumor has it that TubBlood 6 is in production. The title will apparently be TubBlood 6: TubBlood and the Skinny People! Expect more feasting than usual when Baron Von Tubb finds a Woodstock-like celebration of thinness on the outskirts of his domain! The baron simply can't have any of that.

I would pay good money to see that!

Treadwellia and Loftegen 2

Snoodum wrote:I would pay good money to see that!

TubBlood is an awesome name.

Treadwellia, Snoodum, and Loftegen 2

I'm working on an issue where aliens come

Mzeusia, The republic of glasgow, and Loftegen 2

Sinyal wrote:I'm working on an issue where aliens come

Has that been done before?

Loftegen 2

Mzeusia wrote:Has that been done before?

I assume not, I haven't really ever heard of it I mean, I'll ask but...

Mzeusia

Snoodum wrote:Oh. Thank you. I was unaware that most of a tree is dead. I was thinking more along the plant-based vampirism though it's interesting to know that mistletoe is vampiric. New Gothic vampire inspiration coming on...I think so!

Nature is fuc... metal or gothic. To add a twist to that, most of the mass of the tree come from the air itself! Seriously!

The cellulose (like the wood of the trunk) is a polymer of glucose. The glucose is formed by the fixation of carbon dioxide using a Ribulose (and the input of solar energy) using the Calvin cycle. So most of the mass of a tree is ... condensed air! (technically). [quite simplified but still]

Loftegen 2 wrote:I suppose you could call vampirism a form of zombism, but the two are generally considered separate. Of course, if you really want to overthink it, zombie trees would just walk around doing whatever they were told. Undead that eat the living would be more like ghouls, though ghouls supposedly eat corpses.

As I remember in origin they origin of the living dead (today "zombie" and vampire) were a bit mixed. The separation is "modern" in part thanks to cinema.

The republic of glasgow wrote:I'm picturing a horde of undead Ents tearing Lothlorian apart right now

The mental image of Saruman and the Uruk-hai fleeing in terror as a main characters in a zombie survival is amazing!

The silicon states wrote:Probably the consciousness of a dead person uploaded on a computer, if that counts

Have you seen Steins;Gate 0? That's one of the point of the history with the Amadeus system.

Snoodum, The republic of glasgow, and Loftegen 2

Sinyal wrote:I assume not, I haven't really ever heard of it I mean, I'll ask but...

Okay. I'm not sure either.

Loftegen 2

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