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Sulfux wrote: BREAKING NEWS

Sad news comes from Sulfux today as we learn that the leader of the Imperial Empire, Emperor Pavoc I has been shot in a assassination attempt. He was visiting the WA Meeting Center when he was shot, and he has been transferred to the Imperial Hospital House with 7 shots in his stomach. Even though he was shot 7 times he survived but will have a limp and use a cane for the rest of his life. The Emperor is said to make a speech when he is out of the hospital.

Tubbius the Fat offers His Tubbius Magic healing services in assistance. It would mean the Emperor's gaining significant appetite and rotundity in short order instead of keeping the limp and cane, but some extra flabbiness would be a small price, perhaps.

Sulfux wrote: BREAKING NEWS

Sad news comes from Sulfux today as we learn that the leader of the Imperial Empire, Emperor Pavoc I has been shot in a assassination attempt. He was visiting the WA Meeting Center when he was shot, and he has been transferred to the Imperial Hospital House with 7 shots in his stomach. Even though he was shot 7 times he survived but will have a limp and use a cane for the rest of his life. The Emperor is said to make a speech when he is out of the hospital.

Lady Zaharra can make all bad things come untrue, if you're willing to believe. Are you?

Your Imaginary Friend wrote:Eesh, hope you're able to catch some sleep Leonism. <3

Turned out I could sleep for 3 hours out of 25...

Leonism wrote:Turned out I could sleep for 3 hours out of 25...

I once slept on the concrete floor of a hardened aircraft shelter, with only my helmet for a pillow, and my chem gear for blankets. You are hereby awarded the honorary title of 'Doc'. I don't care what color, race, or gender you are, if you can cure what ails me.

Loftegen 2 wrote:I once slept on the concrete floor of a hardened aircraft shelter, with only my helmet for a pillow, and my chem gear for blankets. You are hereby awarded the honorary title of 'Doc'. I don't care what color, race, or gender you are, if you can cure what ails me.

Thanks mate! I feel honoured even as a real life MD. I will go to bed now despite it being noon here, have a nice day everyone.

Looking forward to continue our RP, Loft!

Leonism wrote:Thanks mate! I feel honoured even as a real life MD. I will go to bed now despite it being noon here, have a nice day everyone.

Looking forward to continue our RP, Loft!

Sleep well, Doc!

Loftegen 2 wrote:Lady Zaharra can make all bad things come untrue, if you're willing to believe. Are you?

The Emperor would wish to stay on his cane for now.

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius the Fat offers His Tubbius Magic healing services in assistance. It would mean the Emperor's gaining significant appetite and rotundity in short order instead of keeping the limp and cane, but some extra flabbiness would be a small price, perhaps.

The Emperor does not wish for that and he will stay on his cane.

Sulfux wrote:The Emperor would wish to stay on his cane for now.

L.ady Zaharra will rip your soul apart and devour your bones. And smile while she does it!

Guiness Freaks and Sulfux

6ix9nine

TREY WAY

Adelsin you'll never guess what I'm looking at right now. These moose are pretty cool. I don't remember the last time I saw some in person.

Beer time.

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His Rotundity has just eaten some cereal. Time for a nap, He thinks.

Adelsin

Adelsin wrote:e__e DID U PET THEM??? Mzeusia

Sadly not. They looked very petable though.

Wow, it's been a long time since I've been on NS

South Ccanda wrote:Wow, it's been a long time since I've been on NS

Welcome back!

Kappan wrote:Welcome back!

Thanks! all I have to do is find my flag...

South Ccanda wrote:Thanks! all I have to do is find my flag...

Slides a 6 pack of beer leader summer lager across the bar. maybe this will help ?

Guiness Freaks wrote:Slides a 6 pack of beer leader summer lager across the bar. maybe this will help ?

From a medical point of view that's unlikely...

Everyone it is time for Moose stew!!! I have setup the tables for everyone but the Moose petting zoo isn't open today.

151 days of Treadwellia! Happy mmphs to all!

Sneyland wrote:Everyone it is time for Moose stew!!! I have setup the tables for everyone but the Moose petting zoo isn't open today.

Of course it is!

*pours jar of shrunken-down moose babies on the ground, then pours a chemical on them that makes them normal-sized*

The Copper States wrote:Of course it is!

*pours jar of shrunken-down moose babies on the ground, then pours a chemical on them that makes them normal-sized*

:/ *hands bowl of moose stew*

Sneyland wrote:Everyone it is time for Moose stew!!! I have setup the tables for everyone but the Moose petting zoo isn't open today.

e___e wHy are the moose running naked? We are a christian moose farm.

0___o

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