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Temmi wrote:

:o
only if it is to pet the baby moose!

erm we have a baby moose petting centre that we open up to peeps when we serve our stews. It'll be open on Sunday along with the baptism event.

Sneyland, get temmi an access card for the moose farm. he/she/shim is our new employee.

Mzeusia wrote:

Eh furgut deh Engwish. Shtap Bulllyeng meh.

You're like my Dad. He would start to say something, and then just stop, mid-sentence. I'd be, like, what? LoL!

Grossadmiral der lowe wrote:

Hullo

Hallo!

Grossadmiral der lowe wrote:

Wie gehts Du? (basically the limits of my german knowledge)

Ich bin sehr gut! (The limits of MY German knowledge)

It's coming up to my two year anniversary. My marriage to NS has been a beautiful one of course, but how to commemorate this?

I feel like it should reflect the biggest change that's happened during my second year here. Moving to Lazarus!

The most traumatic day of Lady Zaharra's life wasn't when she learned that Santa Claus wasn't real, it was when she learned that Chuck Norris was!

Lady Zaharra went to sleep and dreamed she was fighting Chuck Norris. She woke up in the hospital with 200 broken bones!

Debussy wrote:

Yes, please.

Sneyland, please get a moose farm access card for debussy here as well.

The both of you, Temmi, will report to Sneyland.

We have a big moose farm event happening on Sunday. There will be a pool full of holy water to baptised the unholy after they've eaten their stews and there'll be the petting zoo open. Plenty of jobs to go around. All hands on deck.

Be prepared to get your hands dirty. Also... remember... don't stare the moose directly in their eyes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9zjGU_OMHE

New adelsin wrote:

SNEYLAND >__> Sneyland. This is half the holy water I asked for >:( this pool is like an inch high! get the pope back on skype stat!

...and erm.... did that acid bottle come in from ebay? cause I want this holy water to burn.... BURN the sin away... I want these peeps to feel it >__>

<_< Sneyland

*drinks more whiskey*

O_o

I think you need to get off the whiskey. *takes whiskey away* Yes the acid just came in. *gets the pope up on skype*

New adelsin wrote:

Sneyland, please get a moose farm access card for debussy here as well.

The both of you, Temmi, will report to Sneyland.

We have a big moose farm event happening on Sunday. There will be a pool full of holy water to baptised the unholy after they've eaten their stews and there'll be the petting zoo open. Plenty of jobs to go around. All hands on deck.

Be prepared to get your hands dirty. Also... remember... don't stare the moose directly in their eyes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9zjGU_OMHE

*gives DebussyAccess card*

This poll is a complete disaster, Your imaginary friend. Obviously Treadwellia deserves a hearty MMPH MMPH!

For an example of a better poll, see below.

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With an increase in studying archeology, magic, and biomechanical technology, a stone mask has been discovered. When it comes into contact with blood, it reacts with spikes that would impale the wearer. Truly disturbing but Chairman Nathan can't help but be drawn to it...

In other news, new weapon platforms are in creation. Theoretically, they would allow a user to become superhuman with varying levels of powers.

So far, test results have been rather great and Chairman Nathan is scheduled to receive one called The Heavens