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Unknown sovereignty wrote:Your Plinian Pentathlon are alright, in a classical sense, but why should a volcano just sit there on the ground and not move! What use is that? None! But the volcano vanguard can move! They double as active foot soldiers and artillery, launching tephra (fiery volcanic rocks) at any hobbit or elf settlement of your choice or setting fire to those annoying talking trees! Recently I have overstocked in volcano vanguard, and now I'm passing the savings on to you! Limited time offer; buy one, get one 50% off!!!!

I'll take 6! Do you accept gold bars as payment or is it still in chunks of Hobbit meat? I also have this fancy ring but it keeps calling me to keep it as far from a volcano as possible

Volcano orodruin and Unknown sovereignty

Unknown sovereignty

9003 wrote:I'll take 6! Do you accept gold bars as payment or is it still in chunks of Hobbit meat? I also have this fancy ring but it keeps calling me to keep it as far from a volcano as possible

Fancy ring you say? Is it precious to you? If not, how about a trade? 6 volcano vanguards in exchange for the preciou.... er... 'fancy' ring. I'll even throw in a giant floating eyeball for free! You couldn't beat that deal with the Flame of the West!

Unknown sovereignty wrote:Fancy ring you say? Is it precious to you? If not, how about a trade? 6 volcano vanguards in exchange for the preciou.... er... 'fancy' ring. I'll even throw in a giant floating eyeball for free! You couldn't beat that deal with the Flame of the West!

That eye of yours won't stop looking at .... MY PRECIOUS... sorry about that I have no clue what happened but I think id rather keep it

Unknown sovereignty

So small a thing!
Could I not have a sight of it again?

The children of time

I simply walked into Mordor!

The children of time wrote:I simply walked into Mordor!

What is this! Are you sure you didn't happily skipped in?

Left butt cheek

Every book i read from JRR Tolkien he becomes more impressive.

The arcane brotherhood

Every book I read, from any author, becomes more worn.

Nyyx and Left butt cheek

Door 🚪
Mordor 🚪🚪
Gondor

I'll see myself out...

Nyyx, Left butt cheek, The Triple Consortium, and Undermythumb

Hello, 9003!
I appreciate your recent telegram regarding ex-nation trading cards...if you would like any at all. just give me a hoot!

Timbit wrote:Hello, 9003!
I appreciate your recent telegram regarding ex-nation trading cards...if you would like any at all. just give me a hoot!

I just had a mini heart attack like wait you've lived here and I didn't even know! Buahahah. But alas you simply walked right in. We really do need better guards.

Timbit

Unknown sovereignty

9003 wrote:I just had a mini heart attack like wait you've lived here and I didn't even know! Buahahah. But alas you simply walked right in. We really do need better guards.

We have guards? I did not know that.

Saveyou island

Hail Mordor!

Saveyou island wrote:Hail Mordor!

Welcome back!

Timbit

9003 wrote:I just had a mini heart attack like wait you've lived here and I didn't even know! Buahahah. But alas you simply walked right in. We really do need better guards.

How do i apply for guard?

The arcane brotherhood

Lady Galadriel wrote:Door 🚪
Mordor 🚪🚪
Gondor

I'll see myself out...

Hodor!

Lady Galadriel and Left butt cheek

Can Tolkien make you look up the meaning of a word?
New poll for your enjoyment.
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I had to look up several of these; how about you?

*𝕻𝖆𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖟𝖊𝖘*

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝕻𝖆𝖎𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖘 𝖔𝖓 𝖆 𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖉 𝖆𝖘 𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖞 𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝖆𝖘 𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖇𝖑𝖊

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Y̵̢̺̖͖̾͑̉̃̏̀̔͛̃̚ḛ̵͉̞̫͝ē̶̳̃̈̑͋̓͊̀͠e̵̤̰̹͎̾̓̽̾̽̆̒͛̚͜e̸̢̯͇̳̭̻̩͒͌́̀̅̚͝ę̴̟̹̻͓̞̂́͋͠e̶̱̪̍̆̌́s̵̜͔͙̓ś̸̨̧̯̯̯̬̘͜ͅş̶͇͉̱͔̄͆̚ͅs̶̪̤͔̝̞̟̖͋̿̔̾ͅs̸͇̙͎̮̞̺̻͚̯̀͆̆̿͑̌̆̊s̶̩̒̉͗̇

Lady Galadriel wrote:Door 🚪
Mordor 🚪🚪
Gondor

I'll see myself out...

Londor

From Dark Souls

Left butt cheek

well boys i moved out

Left butt cheek wrote:well boys i moved out

Moved out but still right at home here in Mordor!

Left butt cheek

9003 wrote:Moved out but still right at home here in Mordor!

no place i would rather be

The greater utopian ascendancy

The West Pacific

Vote here for a larger sample size!
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Stone age electricians

"Mr. Frodo ! Mr. Frodo !"

*sneaks behind Sam Gamgee*
*cuts his throat*

Volcano orodruin

Smoky Eye Makeup in Mordor tutorial - in 2 simple steps

Step 1: Ask local volcano to smoke
Step 2: Look through smoke with your Great Eye

9003, Nyyx, Unknown sovereignty, Left butt cheek, and 1 otherReally Smart Kansas

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