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Hey guys what are your tips to become like North Korea

Privyet comrade Czargradia. While I respect your enthusiasm, I must let you know that as a region we do not endorse Juche as a legitimate form of Marxism. Best of luck in your adventures

Hello comrades,
It is good to be back in this glorious region

We have recently found new stability after winning our long war against the Iranian dictatorship a short 4 years ago. After a referendum to leave the region, in support of a more peaceful and autonomous life, the mood has shifted and our people are ready to once again stand behind the banner of North Turkistan. Our flags are currently being dusted but shall return to their masts shortly.

LLNT!
-TT

In appreciation for opening our embassy, this sumptuous meal is on us:

**Sets up a table of hot roast beef sandwiches, pasta salad, onion rings, French fries, iced tea, cupcakes, and Hershey's kisses**