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The neo-enclave

Dacori wrote:Keep them open. Never can have too much water. Or at least set up a toll booth. You can get some good money that way.

I'm mostly land...I'm not just an island

Neo vikings of easthumbria

Dacori wrote:Oh yes Cheery! That vampire cheerleader bitch be dead soon. Sent garlic on her birthday.

No problem, got sume thrall that be openin' all presents. There be a lot o' funny guys sendin' me bombs an' fer sume reason Anthrax, even though they made like 2 guud LPs in tha 80s.
A wee bit high turnover on that job.

The neo-enclave

Neo vikings of easthumbria wrote:No problem, got sume thrall that be openin' all presents. There be a lot o' funny guys sendin' me bombs an' fer sume reason Anthrax, even though they made like 2 guud LPs in tha 80s.
A wee bit high turnover on that job.

Prepare for a fight...whenever you can the thread is up on the forum.

The neo-enclave

Neo vikings of easthumbria wrote:No problem, got sume thrall that be openin' all presents. There be a lot o' funny guys sendin' me bombs an' fer sume reason Anthrax, even though they made like 2 guud LPs in tha 80s.
A wee bit high turnover on that job.

How do you have 8 carriers in a fleet?

Neo vikings of easthumbria

The neo-enclave wrote:How do you have 8 carriers in a fleet?

Check me defense forces score.

The neo-enclave

Neo vikings of easthumbria wrote:Check me defense forces score.

Yeah I saw it but your about to lose a lot of ships

Neo vikings of easthumbria

The neo-enclave wrote:Yeah I saw it but your about to lose a lot of ships

Me thinks not. Check me arms manufacturing score too. Yea think yer crappy Navy will be able ta stop me?
As fer mines, yea need ta lay those first an' I already controls tha sea, yea should 'ave laid those before inviting me.

We are the wolves o' the sea!!!

Sacrosanct group

The neo-enclave

The neo-enclave wrote:Yeah I saw it but your about to lose a lot of ships

3 carriers have hit mines

The neo-enclave

Neo vikings of easthumbria wrote:Me thinks not. Check me arms manufacturing score too. Yea think yer cr@ppy Navy will be able ta stop me?
As fer mines, yea need ta lay those first an' I already controls tha sea, yea should 'ave laid those before inviting me.

We are the wolves o' the sea!!!

You cant do $hit to most of my nation because you only have a navy...and you agree screwed if you center to a control station

Neo vikings of easthumbria

The neo-enclave wrote:You cant do $hit to most of my nation because you only have a navy...and you agree screwed if you center to a control station

I dunno care about anythin' on land besides coastal towns an' cities. Why would I be doin' a land battle?

I am here ta plunder, not ta take territory.

The neo-enclave

Neo vikings of easthumbria wrote:I dunno care about anythin' on land besides coastal towns an' cities. Why would I be doin' a land battle?

I am here ta plunder, not ta take territory.

Most of the loot is deep inland

Neo vikings of easthumbria

The neo-enclave wrote:Most of the loot is deep inland

Most o' yer cities be at tha coast, an' as an island yea need ta ship all imports an' exports so I'll be fine.

The neo-enclave

Neo vikings of easthumbria wrote:I dunno care about anythin' on land besides coastal towns an' cities. Why would I be doin' a land battle?

I am here ta plunder, not ta take territory.

And trust me you wouldn't be able to take territory...have fun looting my books

The neo-enclave

Neo vikings of easthumbria wrote:Most o' yer cities be at tha coast, an' as an island yea need ta ship all imports an' exports so I'll be fine.

Neo vikings of easthumbria wrote:Most o' yer cities be at tha coast, an' as an island yea need ta ship all imports an' exports so I'll be fine.

I do my finances out of Kansas

The neo-enclave wrote:And trust me you wouldn't be able to take territory...have fun looting my books

He doesn’t like books, only boats.

Neo vikings of easthumbria

The neo-enclave

Sawx wrote:He doesn’t like books, only boats.

That's all he would be raiding... look at my stats

The neo-enclave

Neo vikings of easthumbria wrote:Most o' yer cities be at tha coast, an' as an island yea need ta ship all imports an' exports so I'll be fine.

Also prepare for a heavy fight from my heavily armed citizens

Odinburgh sends 5 ships to the naval battle.

Captain looks around, "Come here Mr. Sharky Shark! I want to pet you, punch you and make you sushi! Bam!"

Sacrosanct group and Neo vikings of easthumbria

Neo vikings of easthumbria

The neo-enclave wrote:Also prepare for a heavy fight from my heavily armed citizens

Usually, firing a few warnin' shots and blow in a few cruise missiles an' most cities tend ta surrender.

Otherwise Ill be firing me railguns, cannons, missiles and airbomb them ta rubble so tha next city learn.
An' I do believe there be cash in yer country, Ill be fine takin' that, jewelry, precious metals an' if yea 'ave nuthin o' those I'll be takin thralls an' sell them ta Jesia and Rothaland.

Donna worry about me, Ill get cash somehow.

Neo vikings of easthumbria

Me thinks he finally figured out that I be evil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9sdxhuCN6c

The neo-enclave

Neo vikings of easthumbria wrote:Usually, firing a few warnin' shots and blow in a few cruise missiles an' most cities tend ta surrender.

Otherwise Ill be firing me railguns, cannons, missiles and airbomb them ta rubble so tha next city learn.
An' I do believe there be cash in yer country, Ill be fine takin' that, jewelry, precious metals an' if yea 'ave nuthin o' those I'll be takin thralls an' sell them ta Jesia and Rothaland.

Donna worry about me, Ill get cash somehow.

They wont surrender to you and I'll call in the army if you step foot to grab anything we got

Neo vikings of easthumbria

The neo-enclave wrote:They wont surrender to you and I'll call in the army if you step foot to grab anything we got

Then me guess I have ta make an example.

Hmm, El Dorado be tha most northern city. Launchin' 500 scramjet fighters ta keep yer planes away.
An' then me starts by kindly sendin' in 5 cruise missiles that be launched from cruise missile submarines, each landin' in a pentagram around tha city but jus' missin' as warnin shot.

Then I send tha message on tha public radio an' TV channels "Surrender yer valuables or be incinerated". No one needs ta get hurt, but if we let yea refuse an' just go our ways we be settin' a bad example.

We do 'ave ballistic missiles submarines too.

The neo-enclave

Neo vikings of easthumbria wrote:Then me guess I have ta make an example.

Hmm, El Dorado be tha most northern city. Launchin' 500 scramjet fighters ta keep yer planes away.
An' then me starts by kindly sendin' in 5 cruise missiles that be launched from cruise missile submarines, each landin' in a pentagram around tha city but jus' missin' as warnin shot.

Then I send tha message on tha public radio an' TV channels "Surrender yer valuables or be incinerated". No one needs ta get hurt, but if we let yea refuse an' just go our ways we be settin' a bad example.

We do 'ave ballistic missiles submarines too.

It's not a city

The neo-enclave

Neo vikings of easthumbria wrote:Then me guess I have ta make an example.

Hmm, El Dorado be tha most northern city. Launchin' 500 scramjet fighters ta keep yer planes away.
An' then me starts by kindly sendin' in 5 cruise missiles that be launched from cruise missile submarines, each landin' in a pentagram around tha city but jus' missin' as warnin shot.

Then I send tha message on tha public radio an' TV channels "Surrender yer valuables or be incinerated". No one needs ta get hurt, but if we let yea refuse an' just go our ways we be settin' a bad example.

We do 'ave ballistic missiles submarines too.

AMD we have nuclear shelters across the countries...thanks vault tec

Neo vikings of easthumbria

The neo-enclave wrote:It's not a city

Hey, it be soundin' rich an' donna tell me yea don't 'ave riches at a place like El Dorado.

Give me yer loot.

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