I'm mostly land...I'm not just an island
No problem, got sume thrall that be openin' all presents. There be a lot o' funny guys sendin' me bombs an' fer sume reason Anthrax, even though they made like 2 guud LPs in tha 80s.
A wee bit high turnover on that job.
Prepare for a fight...whenever you can the thread is up on the forum.
Check me defense forces score.
Yeah I saw it but your about to lose a lot of ships
3 carriers have hit mines
You cant do $hit to most of my nation because you only have a navy...and you agree screwed if you center to a control station
I dunno care about anythin' on land besides coastal towns an' cities. Why would I be doin' a land battle?
I am here ta plunder, not ta take territory.
Most of the loot is deep inland
Most o' yer cities be at tha coast, an' as an island yea need ta ship all imports an' exports so I'll be fine.
And trust me you wouldn't be able to take territory...have fun looting my books
I do my finances out of Kansas
That's all he would be raiding... look at my stats
Also prepare for a heavy fight from my heavily armed citizens
Odinburgh sends 5 ships to the naval battle.
Captain looks around, "Come here Mr. Sharky Shark! I want to pet you, punch you and make you sushi! Bam!"
Sacrosanct group and Neo Vikings of Easthumbria
Usually, firing a few warnin' shots and blow in a few cruise missiles an' most cities tend ta surrender.
Otherwise Ill be firing me railguns, cannons, missiles and airbomb them ta rubble so tha next city learn.
An' I do believe there be cash in yer country, Ill be fine takin' that, jewelry, precious metals an' if yea 'ave nuthin o' those I'll be takin thralls an' sell them ta Jesia and Rothaland.
Donna worry about me, Ill get cash somehow.
Me thinks he finally figured out that I be evil.
They wont surrender to you and I'll call in the army if you step foot to grab anything we got
Then me guess I have ta make an example.
Hmm, El Dorado be tha most northern city. Launchin' 500 scramjet fighters ta keep yer planes away.
An' then me starts by kindly sendin' in 5 cruise missiles that be launched from cruise missile submarines, each landin' in a pentagram around tha city but jus' missin' as warnin shot.
Then I send tha message on tha public radio an' TV channels "Surrender yer valuables or be incinerated". No one needs ta get hurt, but if we let yea refuse an' just go our ways we be settin' a bad example.
We do 'ave ballistic missiles submarines too.
It's not a city
AMD we have nuclear shelters across the countries...thanks vault tec
Hey, it be soundin' rich an' donna tell me yea don't 'ave riches at a place like El Dorado.
Give me yer loot.