Not gonna happen.
Rothaland is in a civil war with himself, and Cybran doesn’t help many people other than himself.
Ugh...I need someone to oppose me here
Aye, matey. We will be sendin' privateer ta take their ships an gold. We be plunderin' their coastal villages an' generally be a thorn in their eyes.
Business as usual but more letters o' marque pointed taward a specific nation in other words. Not that we care 'bout yer reasons when we get a semi legitimate reason ta plunder, sumewhat legally.
Long live tha--- Whatever yea call yerself. Batten down tha hatches! Raise tha Jolly Roger! Get ready fer boarding!
A storm be brewing an' Easthumbria embraces it. We are the wolves o' the sea!!!
The neocons (neoconfederates) are fighting an insurgency against me
I dunno care, I was invited fer piracy an' piracy yea have.
High Captain Jack Rackham
And some of us will drink your blood.
Cherry Rackham, Vampire Cheerleader (long story)
Odinburgh is on a heightened state of alert.
I oppose you dearly. Like a nightmare I hope you tucked well in bed because the monsters are coming out to play. Hahahaha!
Hey, yea can plunder anythin' 5 clicks inland or more. Anythin' at tha coast or in tha water be ours.
Donna screw with tha wolves o' the sea.
Oh dear I come running out of the restroom and find I missed something good apparently. What the hell went up here in this place bitches?!
Sume dude invited me ta plunder 'is land, me thinks he 'ad sume problems with 'is government and plundering be plundering.
Me thinks Odin got invited too.
Is that supposed to be some party me thinks? I will bring hot rolls and butter.
Tha coast an' ships be mine but feel free ta take anythin' inside tha country, we vikings donna do inland.
Well (looks at Cherry), uh, we mainly be plunderin' fer mead, Rum an' gold, gems an' silver be fine too.
But if one o' me mateys find a wench they like (looks at Cherry again)... uh, or a lad o' course they be bringing her ... uh, or him.. with 'em.
It's the Confederates trying for another go at independence vs me
Like I would get caught at a gay bar with hookers. Don't call me Cherry! More like Red Bottom Rum!
Sounds fascinating! I will make cocktails for the victor.
Long live the queen...also I'm now regretting all those waterways
Nah, Cherry be me Lady, she be one o' tha vampire cheerleaders yea sent on us last helloween. She be tha one in' that shodow there that be lookin' on yer veins...
Wut? Island nations be tha best. So much coast ta plunder.
An' tha Jesians seems ta be missin' this, so much more plunder fer me.
Oh yes Cheery! That vampire cheerleader bitch be dead soon. Sent garlic on her birthday.
Keep them open. Never can have too much water. Or at least set up a toll booth. You can get some good money that way.