Disclaimer: I am renowned for being a "nice guy." I cracked.
Disclaimer 2: The people in this dispatch are examples and there are definitely other people who have done this too. I don't mean to say I hate these people. I understand that a lot of people "did it because they had to." I am not complaining about their excuses -- well, most of them. Just because I have mentioned some of the big candidates in this dispatch and not others does not mean I am endorsing the ones I have not mentioned. ALL MAJOR CANDIDATES ARE SOMEWHAT GUILTY.
Disclaimer 3: There will be a lot of yelling. There just was some. Please accept that; it will be a bit painful to read but I'm sure you can do it.
Ladies and gentlemen.
IF YOUR CAMPAIGN COSTS $24/MASS TG.
AND YOUR ONLY TOOL TO COMMUNICATE YOUR MESSAGE IS ONE MASS TG, NO DISPATCHES OR ANYTHING (like this hit-and-run tactical misspeller up above)
OR YOUR CAMPAIGN IS BUILT ON APATHY (and you're campaigning against your previously-promoted ally Bohseon).
This is from the Augustin Alliance discord server. DiRito previously supported Bohseon (unironically, as well as the rest of the AA) before deciding to cause division in his domain by entering the fold himself!
OR YOU DECIDE TO GO BACK ON YOUR PROMISE TO NOT BE BRUTALLY ANNOYING.
OR YOU FORGET THAT THE SOMEWHAT SPAMMY IDEA (that you participated in) TO SEND MULTIPLE TELEGRAMS HAS PREVENTED VOTERS FROM, MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, SEEING YOUR PREVIOUS ONES.
AND LAST BUT MOST DEFINITELY THE OPPOSITE OF LEAST, YOU DECIDE TO BE APATHETIC WITH SPENDING $24 (again, see first complaint) ON SENDING A MASS TELEGRAM TO VOTE FOR SOMEONE FOR IDENTITY POLITICS ONLY.
YOU 👏 SHOULD 👏 NOT 👏 BE 👏 SENDING 👏 A 👏 tag:wa 👏 MASS 👏 TELEGRAM. YOU ARE A NUISANCE TO THE PEOPLE THAT WANT TO PUSH THROUGH THE NOISE TO GET TO THE NEWS.
AS A WA DELEGATE, I CAN'T BLOCK tag:wa TELEGRAMS. I HAVE TO PUSH THROUGH THE NOISE TO GET TO THE NEWS: IT'S PART OF MY JOB.
THE GO aWAy MOVEMENT DIDN'T DO ENOUGH. IT'S TIME TO RIOT AND SHOW THAT WE AS A COMMUNITY WON'T ACCEPT THIS AGAIN.
RIOT BY UPVOTING THIS DISPATCH AND SHOWING THE AUTHORITIES WE WON'T HAVE ANY MORE OF THIS NONSENSE!
tag:wa TELEGRAMS NEED TO BE REGULATED NOW!
This post has not been officially endorsed nor supported by the author's region, The Clover Confederation. The author is only interested in inciting beneficial modification to the game and does not hate any WA SecGen candidates or other nations mentioned in this dispatch. Thank you for reading.
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Is it depressing or is it wrong?
Cynical as it may be, I don't think that it's wrong.
Any opinion on a heavily British-aligned continental union and constitutional monarchy?
Are you talking about the EU, the unitedness of the United Kingdom or the queen's rule of Australia?
My meant myself as an alt-history based nation. More so than the Special Relationship of course?
Oh. So your nation is what would happen if the USA was still a British colony? I could see that playing out as if the USA and parts of Canada being Commonwealth Realms (the way that Canada is now) and potentially driving on the left
Yes, there would be more standardization of cultural aspects, including driving on the left and maintaining British spelling conventions.
Iím not sure that the language wouldnít have changed. Spelling hadnít started to be standardized until Webster released his dictionary in 1806. Due to that and the slowness of trans-Atlantic communication during that time, the US would probably still have different spelling, in much the same way that they would have a different accent. Societies on their own tend to standardize themselves, and with the relative lack of communication I think itís near impossible to image a situation in which the US has British spelling.
Indeed. In fact we can look to the Commonwealth and see how their spellings compare to that of Great Britain. Australia, for example, uses the American "program" instead of the British "programme". Not to mention we have our own slang words "bludger", "servo", "ambo", etc.
Hi, how is everyone? I saw your challenge on the forums, love the concept! :)
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