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Created a poll. For the Hell of it.

Nice flag again, Doodle devil.

haha i had to go with the last one :P

Welcome, new people giving their souls to Satan!

I seem to have missed us being featured, I was away alas, engaging in human sacri- I mean, normal social activities!

As for the poll, it's between De Niro in Angel Heart of Al Pacino in The Devil's Advocate for me.

*Thunder clap*

I am really glad that I sold my soul to Satan

The satanic realm wrote:

I am really glad that I sold my soul to Satan

nice flat! i use it one one of my puppets.

Doodle devil wrote:

flag*

Hmm, okay. I also thought that it was a good flag. Thank you.

Doodle devil wrote:

well, welcome to the region. its good to see things are becoming a bit more active.

Thanks, I think I'll be quite active. I'll see.

The satanic realm wrote:

I am really glad that I sold my soul to Satan

It's the greatest deal anyone could make.

So far the poll tells us that people find Satan because they sold their soul to Satan, their demons told them to do it, it was foretold in the blood of a recent human sacrifice to come here, and they're rebelling against Bible Studies.

You make your local pastors and priests wanna freak and get out the holy water.

Hell Yes.

And expose their damned hypocrisy.

Anyone remember the speech by Damien at the end of Omen III?

"Nazarene, charlatan, what can you offer humanity? Since the hour you vomited forth from the gaping wound of a woman, you have done nothing but drown man's soaring desires in a deluge of sanctimonious morality. You've inflamed the pubertal mind of youth with your repellent dogma of original sin. And now you absolve in denying them the ultimate joy beyond death by destroying me? But you will fail, Nazarene, as you have always failed. We were both created in man's image, but while you were born of an impotent god, I was conceived of a jackal. Born of Satan, the desolate one. Your pain on the cross was but a splinter compared to the agony of my father. Cast out of heaven, the fallen angel, banished, reviled. I will drive deeper the thorns into your rancid carcass, you profaner of vices. Cursed Nazarene. Satan, I will avenge thy torment, by destroying the Christ forever."

The satanic realm wrote:

Haha, of course. We live to freak Christians out.

absolutely ;P