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Sure, my dear. Have fun.

Psychopathic daleks

*opens the door to the Bar on the Corner with a big grin on his face*

Ladies and Gentlemen! Dear Mummy *bows*, I'd be honored to welcome you as guests in our facilities! This is a bar in your region! So you can access it conveniently from here (via embassy). No need to move your tired bodies! Isn't that awesome! The first guest of every region gets a drink for free!

*holds the door open with one hand while it so happened that he is holding a bottle of your favorite drink in the other hand*

Take a seat and enjoy a drink,  or have fun with pool billiard, darts and the gambling machines. We also serve some delicious. choice of food!

Btw, let me know if you know how to mix drinks. Trust me, people here are very generous with tips! And the girls always fall in love with the guy handling the cocktail shaker ; )

*you immediately know that you would sell you soul for a starvation wage but you feel tempted. Do you? It's a luxury to have the possibility to be a bartender via embassy! Just look at this wall of bottles behind the counter.  amazing*

Tsundere wrote:Oh, I thought I should pay respect to the Supreme Race of The Universe, THE DALEKS!

Am I not good enough for you?

EXTERMINATE!!!

Marketha wrote:Am I not good enough for you?

Look, Marketha, I was welcoming Skaro, the homeworld of the Daleks. If you want to go to war, let me know, BAKA!

South kry

Tsundere wrote:Look, Marketha, I was welcoming Skaro, the homeworld of the Daleks. If you want to go to war, let me know, BAKA!

BOI! U GOT NO RIGHT TO CALL ME BAKA AND ON MY GOSH DARN HOME PLANET! IDK IF U THINK THAT YOU CAN TALK TO ME LIKE THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE FROM THE STUPID KAWAII NATIONS, BUT BUDDY YOU BETTER CHECK YO SELF

South kry

Tsundere wrote:Look, Marketha, I was welcoming Skaro, the homeworld of the Daleks. If you want to go to war, let me know, BAKA!

Ok that last post was a joke. It's no problem, I was just stirring some drama. I also mean no disrespect to you or your region.

South kry

Marketha wrote:Ok that last post was a joke. It's no problem, I was just stirring some drama. I also mean no disrespect to you or your region.

It did not really matter😝

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!

South kry

Psychopathic daleks

WAR SOUNDS GOOD!!! JUST LIKE TRUMP THE DALEKS WILL NOT BE AFRAID TO USE THE ULTIMATE WEAPON TO MAKE SKARO GREAT AGAIN!!! TRUMP!!! TRUMP!!! TRUMP!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!

WE WILL BUILD A WALL BETWEEN MEXICO AND SKARO SO NO MORE DALEKS SUFFER FROM CHEAP IMPORTED MEXICAN SPARE PARTS.

MAKE SKARO GREAT AGAIN!!!

South kry

EXTERMINATE MEXICO!

Psychopathic daleks

DO NOT FIGHT IN HERE!

Dear Agony Aunt Dalek,
I am new to the game and am really trying to be evil. But no matter what I do, I keep doing nice things that please people. Could you please teach me how to be more evil?
Kind Regards
The Empire of Dalek Skaro
xxxxx

Celebrating continued friendship.

**Sends over a basket of luscious pastries, confections, and coffee**

Enjoy!

Psychopathic daleks

THANK YOU VERY MUCH GYPSY LANDS. UNFORTUNATELY DALEKS DO NOT EAT PASTRIES AND CONFECTIONS- ALTHOUGH WE ARE PARTIAL TO COFFEE- SO WE WILL TEST OUR NEW DISINTEGRATION RAYS ON THEM!!!

No concept of elegance

Hello! o/

Psychopathic daleks and The Black Dalek

No concept of elegance wrote:Hello! o/

Greetings fellow Dalek.

No concept of elegance

Psychopathic daleks

EXTERMINATE!!!

No concept of elegance

Thank you for the embassy fellow sci-fi nerds ;-) !

BTW, the Daleks would propably make pretty good anti-flood combat units.

The Pink Dalek, Psychopathic daleks, The Black Dalek, Lord Davros, and 1 otherNo concept of elegance

New poll in Halo Universe friends! Feel free to make your voice & opinion heard.

Merry Christmas from our region to yours!

**Sends a large tray of homemade Christmas cookies**

Psychopathic daleks

MERRY DAVROSMAS TO YOU TOO!!!

YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED FOR BEING A HERETIC AND BELIEVING IN THE FALSE CREATOR!!!

EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!

Saint nicholas and the hussars

Epic

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