*sets up Dali's Shawarma Shack*
Guvinator, Nabatieh, and Beaufort castle
Can I please get two orders of that tasty tasty shawarma please!
Any and all former kings that may have existed and their heirs are null and void.
All hail the Shawarma King!
Drinnon, Nabatieh, and Beaufort castle
Remember kids, come to Dali's Shawarma Shack, made fresh and served with a side of Funyuns!
Offer not valid to people who declare things void and invalid.
Guvinator and Nabatieh
Now that’s better. Two pints of shawarma and a packet of crisps please.
Make sure those crisps weren't cooked in Roo Fur Oil.
Bhang Bhang Duc and Zoran
I will take what BBD’s having!
And I buy a round for everyone! Drinks all around!
I need two pints to start with, then we can talk about shawarma.
Hey Jimmy, how's life? We're crushing some meat with the meatlord!
Drinnon, Guvinator, and Floridaman Zoran
*serves BBD their order* Cheers!
Bhang Bhang Duc, Drinnon, and Guvinator
who is this
Orders schawarma for TWPAF returning home from Cyngland
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jimmy the Meatlord?
I thought not.
It’s not a story the Fendas would tell you.
It’s a Raider legend.
Darth Jimmy was the lord of the Meats, so powerful and so wise he could get 10000 people in 3000 nations to attack The West Pacific.
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be vegetarian.
Jimmy became so powerful… the only thing Jimmy was afraid of was losing koala power, which eventually, of course, Jimmy did.
Unfortunately, Jimmy harassed two GCR's and started annoying mods which lead to being puppetswept.
Ironic.
In the end Jimmy did in fact not have the meats...
(EDIT: I just saw that this message is two months old and your no longer in TWP, woops my bad, anyway the above still stands as a answer to your question)
That'll be $29.93 after your discount code sir.
Hail South Lebanon!
Your Shawarma King has returned! After a crazy bender in our home region of The West Pacific, I gathered all the ingredients, and more, to make the finest shawarma this side of Cambria!
TWPAF and Legio Pacifica comrades get an extra 15% off of their orders here at Dali's Shawarma Shack!
200 days later... a daring man said words, yes, simple words, but a milestone nonetheless.
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