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I motion to have a day of mourning for two lost nations in Testregionia: The Dominion of Evil Unicorn, and The Commonwelath of Fivian. Olvaria is sending our skilled investigators to figure out what happened to the nations and their citizens.

Der schwarz drache

Probably inactivity.

Iron fist grizzlies

Or unfortunate side effects of testing...

Destructive testing.

Testocalania

Der schwarz drache

Explosive testing

The new world oceania

Relatively legal testing.

Testing with the heart of a long-dead god?

Der schwarz drache

We should resume testing.

Der schwarz drache

We're testing out a new cannon that sprays air at enemy troops, blowing them over.

Tragic news in Olvaria. The nitroglycerin shipment turned out to be worthless white phosphorus.

Der schwarz drache

Olvaria wrote:Tragic news in Olvaria. The nitroglycerin shipment turned out to be worthless white phosphorus.

White phosphorus can be used as bombs and fire starters. Just drop it over an enemy fortification.

Der schwarz drache wrote:White phosphorus can be used as bombs and fire starters. Just drop it over an enemy fortification.

Thing is, we've already got a ton of it. The President's Cabinet is thinking that we should put our extra phosphorus into fireworks, sell them to our enemies, and they'll end up blowing up their own citizens.

The new world oceania

Olvaria wrote:Thing is, we've already got a ton of it. The President's Cabinet is thinking that we should put our extra phosphorus into fireworks, sell them to our enemies, and they'll end up blowing up their own citizens.

Just do a test run.

Der schwarz drache

The new world oceania wrote:Just do a test run.

Or you could just dispose of all of it on a politically inconvenient city on the enemy lines.

In an out of character news, the Sochi Olympic Games have begun! Best of luck to all the athletes participating.

Iron fist grizzlies

But keeping in character, how is the drug-testing in Sochi?

One of our "athletes" submitted himself for a drug test. Reportedly, all they say is "How high are you," and if you say "I'm not high," you're free to go.

The new world oceania

Olvaria wrote:One of our "athletes" submitted himself for a drug test. Reportedly, all they say is "How high are you," and if you say "I'm not high," you're free to go.

Glad to see we've gotten more effective testing methods since last Olympics. The noodle incident was just a cry for help.

Many in Olvaria are now celebrating the 1 billion Citizen milestone, and the State Cabinet is now choosing an official religion. Rumors are going about that Olvaria will remain a religiously neutral state.

Post self-deleted by Olvaria.

Iron fist grizzlies

Don't be afraid to *test* your love! You got take risks to be to someone!

Hello!

Iron fist grizzlies

A test post! ;o

Welcome Siornor

Why, thank you Mr. Grizzly Bear.

Der schwarz drache

Testing out a new mounted flamethrower.

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