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Mindon wrote:Now for your side of the bargain. Please give me my aide’s head.

He passes him the aides head.

Now, can I get a glass of something strong.

Local now news

Mindon wrote:Y’know you could probably cut him up for food. Or expose it to one of our many dangerous compounds.

Yeah, well, since memes are worse than zombies, finding something that will actually kill Meme Dog sounds like too much trouble. I'd rather bar it from the Bar and be done with it.

Howard beale

Howard beale wrote:Now, can I get a glass of something strong.

Absolutely! Here you go, one tall glass of pureed Charles Atlas.

Sigh. It's called the Internet, kids--look it up.

Zombie Penguins and Howard beale

Welcome to the Bar, Yootoepeeuh. Sit wherever you like. Menus are on the table, specials are on the board over the cashier station, and the stomach pumps are down that hallway. Here's a complimentary bowl of pretzels for you to munch while you get settled in.

Howard beale

You know, friends and everyone else, I think it's time we acknowledged the real victims of the COVID-19 pandemic. Health care workers? No. The elderly? Tempting, but also no. Politicians' credibility. Nope.

The real victims of the pandemic are ... the people who invent new lipstick color names.

For years, lipstick has been a dependable industry, most women, some men, and even those gender-less androids who star in television cop dramas wore it, day in and day out. But now, with almost everyone wearing a mask, and no one is wearing lipstick anymore. No need to get something smear-y on the inside of a mask where no one will see it, right? No need to have smeared lipstick make a fright mask out of your face when you take off the COVID-19 face protection, right? Right. So the whole cosmetics market is tumbling, but especially the lipstick industry is tanking. No new colors are being introduced and that means no more need for new color names.

For years, the people who invent lipstick color names have practiced an elite but dying art. "Dying" because they're slowly being replaced by the people who invent nail polish names, because nail polish workers are cheap. (And frankly anyone who speaks an Indo-Asian language and only half understands English can come up with interesting-sounding phrases to use as nail polish names.) Something like "Morning Sienna Glow"?--Invented for nail polish but it works for lipstick too. And since the cosmetics company has already paid for the name for nail polish, they can cross-apply it to lipstick without paying anyone more wages, and there you have it: Another expert lipstick nail inventor is out of work. "Crimson Midnight Mist"?--Another nail polish name contributes to lipstick unemployment.

And now, now with COVID-19, the entire lipstick naming industry has been dealt a blow from which it may never recover. Even the few new colors that do come to the market will have their names outsourced to the nail polish industry. Lipstick naming is a fading art stuck in an economic death spiral.

So here, patrons and fellow employees, join me in raising a glass to honor the last of a dying breed: the folks who name lipstick colors. We'll miss you, creator of "Frosted Autumn Sunset." Farewell, artiste behind "Luscious Portabella Plum." We'll miss you, one and all. Saaaa-lute!

Zombie Penguins and Howard beale

Brocklandia wrote:Absolutely! Here you go, one tall glass of pureed Charles Atlas.

Sigh. It's called the Internet, kids--look it up.

Howard looks at it in shock

Yuck! Take it away!

He turns to Zombie Penguins

I demand two bottles of Leroy Domaine d'Auvenay Batard-Montrachet Grand Cru! I’ll have one now in a crystal glass and the other can be kept in reserve! I also demand a platter of fine and expensive cheese and grapes!

Howard beale wrote:Howard looks at it in shock

Yuck! Take it away!

He turns to Zombie Penguins

I demand two bottles of Leroy Domaine d'Auvenay Batard-Montrachet Grand Cru! I’ll have one now in a crystal glass and the other can be kept in reserve! I also demand a platter of fine and expensive cheese and grapes!

*A zombie brings over the first bottle followed by another zombie with a platter of cheese and grapes*

Howard beale

Howard beale wrote:He calls over a Redshirt with a secure storage container. He places it inside and locks it up.

Cheers.

What are you logging?

Well new compound for personal intrests

Howard beale

Post by Team Leo suppressed by a moderator.

Anacin wrote:Gives him a soda

*her

Anacin

The ambassadorial province of ur

Team Leo wrote:To long that The Black Hawks, the most notorious raider region in NS now mantains control of SECFanatics. Our ally Dollystana is arranging plans to liberate SECFanatics and we NEED your help. We humbly ask that your delegate of your region approve the proposal page=UN_view_proposal/id=dollystana_1593627948 so that it may reach quorom. If you don't have a delegate, spread this news to your other embassies and tell your embassies to do so on so that this proposal may reach quorom.

The raiders, in their minds, are not simply destroying, the are shaking up the balance of power, the are bringing excitement, and making the game better in general! Some or all of these statements may be false, but who are we to question the actions of our fellow players? If I was a delegate, I would vote against page=UN_view_proposal/id=dollystana_1593627948, SECFanatics played the game, but they lost, that is the danger of playing.
PS. You need to order a drink, or you will get suppressed.

Bartender, I would like to try the ‘nectar.’

Howard beale

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Post by Local now news suppressed by Brocklandia.

╭━━━━╮ This is meme dog. Help
╰┃ ┣▇━▇ meme dog take over nation-states
 ┃ ┃  ╰━▅╮ by pasting
 ╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯ him in 10 other
  ╰╮ ┳━━╯ regions or he
 ▕▔▋ ╰╮╭━╮ will never be a meme
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▏  ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔  O O┃
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Local now news wrote:This is meme dog. Help meme dog take over nation-states

This is you not learning from the previous warning. Help you get banned from this region.

Done!

Drunkndisorderly, Howard beale, and Local now news

Team Leo wrote:To long that The Tweety Birds, the most notorious raider region (blah-blah-blah).

Please buy a drink when you post a link. Bar rules, clearly posted. If you buy a drink, we'll un-suppress your post.

The ambassadorial province of ur wrote:The raiders, in their minds, are not simply destroying, the are shaking up the balance of power, the are bringing excitement, and making the game better in general!

People still pay attention to raiders? Raiding is so 2004. You know there's only four or so raiders left in the game, right?--Dozens of accounts, but just the same few players talking amongst themselves. The Tweety Birds are the last of a nearly extinct breed, and if you don't give them legitimacy by acting all butt-hurt, they'll lose interest immediately and move on to some other bid for attention.

Howard beale and Team Leo

The ambassadorial province of ur wrote:

Bartender, I would like to try the ‘nectar.’

Here you go. One nectar, with a Pepto-Bismol chaser.

Howard beale

Local now news wrote:*her

Sorry ma'am. Hands her another drink As an apology.

Howard beale

The ambassadorial province of ur

Brocklandia wrote:Please buy a drink when you post a link. Bar rules, clearly posted. If you buy a drink, we'll un-suppress your post.

People still pay attention to raiders? Raiding is so 2004. You know there's only four or so raiders left in the game, right?--Dozens of accounts, but just the same few players talking amongst themselves. The Tweety Birds are the last of a nearly extinct breed, and if you don't give them legitimacy by acting all butt-hurt, they'll lose interest immediately and move on to some other bid for attention.

I can personally attest that you were wrong about that, I have previously navigated a puppet into the The Black Hawks. It is a very active community with many players.
IC
With the mix of choking, gagging, and sputtering I spit the drink out. What’s in that?!

Howard beale

Howard beale wrote:He passes him the aides head.

Thank you. *promptly turns around, takes out a shotgun and destroys the head* Finally got that taken care of. Now no one will know what he knew too much about

The ambassadorial province of ur wrote:With the mix of choking, gagging, and sputtering I spit the drink out. What’s in that?!

Personally, I have no idea. It could have meat in it for all I know.

Howard beale

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Post by Earth allies suppressed by Zombie Penguins.

"To long that The Black Hawks, the most notorious raider region in NS now mantains control of SECFanatics. Our ally Dollystana is arranging plans to liberate SECFanatics and we NEED your help. We humbly ask that your delegate of your region approve the proposal page=UN_view_proposal/id=dollystana_1593627948 so that it may reach quorom. If you don't have a delegate, spread this news to your other embassies and tell your embassies to do so on so that this proposal may reach quorom."

Anacin and Howard beale

Earth allies wrote:"To long that The Black Hawks, the most notorious raider region in NS now mantains control of SECFanatics. Our ally Dollystana is arranging plans to liberate SECFanatics and we NEED your help. We humbly ask that your delegate of your region approve the proposal page=UN_view_proposal/id=dollystana_1593627948 so that it may reach quorom. If you don't have a delegate, spread this news to your other embassies and tell your embassies to do so on so that this proposal may reach quorom."

First, as per bar rules, you need to order a drink. its mandatory. Second, i approve of your thing

Zombie Penguins and Howard beale

Howard beale wrote:He passes him the aides head.

Thank you.

Howard beale

Mindon wrote:Thank you.

See. We can get along.

*A zombie removes The rabid from the bar*

Drunkndisorderly and Howard beale

Local now news

THE NEWS

Brocklandia wrote:This is you not learning from the previous warning. Help you get banned from this region.

Done!

i'm sorry!
😭

Brocklandia and Howard beale

Hey Brocklandia, I’m going back to the facility. What do I owe you?

Howard beale and Local now news

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