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Absolutely! Here you go, one tall glass of pureed Charles Atlas.
Sigh. It's called the Internet, kids--look it up.
Zombie Penguins and Howard beale
You know, friends and everyone else, I think it's time we acknowledged the real victims of the COVID-19 pandemic. Health care workers? No. The elderly? Tempting, but also no. Politicians' credibility. Nope.
The real victims of the pandemic are ... the people who invent new lipstick color names.
For years, lipstick has been a dependable industry, most women, some men, and even those gender-less androids who star in television cop dramas wore it, day in and day out. But now, with almost everyone wearing a mask, and no one is wearing lipstick anymore. No need to get something smear-y on the inside of a mask where no one will see it, right? No need to have smeared lipstick make a fright mask out of your face when you take off the COVID-19 face protection, right? Right. So the whole cosmetics market is tumbling, but especially the lipstick industry is tanking. No new colors are being introduced and that means no more need for new color names.
For years, the people who invent lipstick color names have practiced an elite but dying art. "Dying" because they're slowly being replaced by the people who invent nail polish names, because nail polish workers are cheap. (And frankly anyone who speaks an Indo-Asian language and only half understands English can come up with interesting-sounding phrases to use as nail polish names.) Something like "Morning Sienna Glow"?--Invented for nail polish but it works for lipstick too. And since the cosmetics company has already paid for the name for nail polish, they can cross-apply it to lipstick without paying anyone more wages, and there you have it: Another expert lipstick nail inventor is out of work. "Crimson Midnight Mist"?--Another nail polish name contributes to lipstick unemployment.
And now, now with COVID-19, the entire lipstick naming industry has been dealt a blow from which it may never recover. Even the few new colors that do come to the market will have their names outsourced to the nail polish industry. Lipstick naming is a fading art stuck in an economic death spiral.
So here, patrons and fellow employees, join me in raising a glass to honor the last of a dying breed: the folks who name lipstick colors. We'll miss you, creator of "Frosted Autumn Sunset." Farewell, artiste behind "Luscious Portabella Plum." We'll miss you, one and all. Saaaa-lute!
Zombie Penguins and Howard beale
Howard looks at it in shock
Yuck! Take it away!
He turns to Zombie Penguins
I demand two bottles of Leroy Domaine d'Auvenay Batard-Montrachet Grand Cru! I’ll have one now in a crystal glass and the other can be kept in reserve! I also demand a platter of fine and expensive cheese and grapes!
The raiders, in their minds, are not simply destroying, the are shaking up the balance of power, the are bringing excitement, and making the game better in general! Some or all of these statements may be false, but who are we to question the actions of our fellow players? If I was a delegate, I would vote against page=UN_view_proposal/id=dollystana_1593627948, SECFanatics played the game, but they lost, that is the danger of playing.
PS. You need to order a drink, or you will get suppressed.
Bartender, I would like to try the ‘nectar.’
Post by Local now news suppressed by Brocklandia.
╭━━━━╮ This is meme dog. Help
╰┃ ┣▇━▇ meme dog take over nation-states
┃ ┃ ╰━▅╮ by pasting
╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯ him in 10 other
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▕▔▋ ╰╮╭━╮ will never be a meme
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This is you not learning from the previous warning. Help you get banned from this region.
Done!
Drunkndisorderly, Howard beale, and Local now news
Please buy a drink when you post a link. Bar rules, clearly posted. If you buy a drink, we'll un-suppress your post.
People still pay attention to raiders? Raiding is so 2004. You know there's only four or so raiders left in the game, right?--Dozens of accounts, but just the same few players talking amongst themselves. The Tweety Birds are the last of a nearly extinct breed, and if you don't give them legitimacy by acting all butt-hurt, they'll lose interest immediately and move on to some other bid for attention.
Howard beale and Team Leo
I can personally attest that you were wrong about that, I have previously navigated a puppet into the The Black Hawks. It is a very active community with many players.
IC
With the mix of choking, gagging, and sputtering I spit the drink out. What’s in that?!
Post by Earth allies suppressed by Zombie Penguins.
"To long that The Black Hawks, the most notorious raider region in NS now mantains control of SECFanatics. Our ally Dollystana is arranging plans to liberate SECFanatics and we NEED your help. We humbly ask that your delegate of your region approve the proposal page=UN_view_proposal/id=dollystana_1593627948 so that it may reach quorom. If you don't have a delegate, spread this news to your other embassies and tell your embassies to do so on so that this proposal may reach quorom."
First, as per bar rules, you need to order a drink. its mandatory. Second, i approve of your thing
Zombie Penguins and Howard beale
See. We can get along.
Drunkndisorderly and Howard beale
i'm sorry!
😭
Brocklandia and Howard beale
Hey Brocklandia, I’m going back to the facility. What do I owe you?
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