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Howard beale wrote:Howard walks out of the main office with a staff name tag on. He slides behind the bar.

Sir? What do you mean?

Frozen in.... You know what, I’ve heard weirder.

Know none? Nose snow, now!

Howard beale

Brocklandia wrote:Oh, squeal! I've been bribed! My very first bribe, and it's for four digits too!

I'm so happy.

And I ain't reporting this on my taxes, either.

you welcome!

Nationstatesgirl

BLM

hello!

Pax Nerdvana and The old spaceman

Local now newss

hello!

Pax Nerdvana, The old spaceman, and Local now news

*rustles in greeting*

Zombie Penguins, Pax Nerdvana, The old spaceman, and Local now news

Pax sits on his stool, cleaning an old M1911.
How's everyone doing? I'm not in here as much as I should be.

The old spaceman

Nationstatesgirl wrote:hello!

Welcome to the Bar.

Zombie Penguins and Local now news

Zombie Penguins wrote:There's a whole menu of options to choose from. We can also provide a lot of things not listed on the menu. Also your poll is only available to residents of your region.

Someone fetch me Mountain Dew. Oh and here's the real new poll! How do you feel about living in your NS country? Sorry. I accidentally restricted it residents initially. It's open now

Zombie Penguins and Local now news

Post self-deleted by Local now news.

Samuel pepys

Zombie Penguins wrote:*The penguin brings over a flagon of ale* I don't think we have any serving wenches right now, but if you squint and put a wig on that zombie it could pass as one.

Squints.
Er, sure!
Sups his ale.

Zombie Penguins wrote:Congratulations Samuel pepys. You have the option of judging the next poetry contest. You can choose the format and theme. Let us know.

Thank you, sir!
bows.

I choose 'pastoral poetry' themed around a location/area either within or in the immediate vicinity (the outside environs) of the Bar.

Drunkndisorderly, Zombie Penguins, and Howard beale

Howard beale wrote:Frozen in.... You know what, I’ve heard weirder.

Yeah. Everyone there will be preserved for the future and gives me an emergency back up if I unfreeze them and trick them into thinking it's been a thousand or so years. Or just loot the entire vault, whichever is easiest to do.

Howard beale

PR Megaforce wrote:

Yay! Another Third Place win for my ongoing campaign. Thank you, thank you!

Drunkndisorderly, PR Megaforce, and Howard beale

Samuel pepys wrote:I choose 'pastoral poetry' themed around a location/area either within or in the immediate vicinity (the outside environs) of the Bar.

Are there any pastures near the Bar? I'm pretty sure the only thing outside our walls are miles and miles of wasteland. But I haven't been outside in years, so what do I know? (Rhetorical question--don't answer that.)

Howard beale and Samuel pepys

Just a not so friendly reminder

The Bar is not a billboard ok, no sub-par adverts for polls. See WFE

And a 2 drink minimum.

Zombie Penguins, Anacin, and Howard beale

Drunkndisorderly wrote:Just a not so friendly reminder

The Bar is not a billboard ok, no sub-par adverts for polls. See WFE

And a 2 drink minimum.

I leave for one second.

Howard beale

Lightford wrote:Someone fetch me Mountain Dew. Oh and here's the real new poll! How do you feel about living in your NS country? Sorry. I accidentally restricted it residents initially. It's open now

*A zombie brings over the requested Mountain Dew*

Lightford and Howard beale

Stegatives wrote:Know none? Nose snow, now!

Howard looks confused

Do you want a drink?

Mindon wrote:Yeah. Everyone there will be preserved for the future and gives me an emergency back up if I unfreeze them and trick them into thinking it's been a thousand or so years. Or just loot the entire vault, whichever is easiest to do.

That’s actually a pretty intelligent plan.

Howard beale wrote:Howard looks confused

Do you want a drink?

That’s actually a pretty intelligent plan.

Howard, how ard you? You used Yoove's Coca Cocaine for frantics?

Howard beale

Howard beale wrote:Howard looks confused

Do you want a drink?

That’s actually a pretty intelligent plan.

Howard, how ard you? You used Yoove's Coca Cocaine for frantics?

Howard beale

Howard beale wrote:That’s actually a pretty intelligent plan.

I know right! Anyway, I'm gonna stop yelling from outside this window you broke earlier and take off.

Howard beale

Zombie Penguins wrote:*A zombie brings over the requested Mountain Dew*

Uh ok.

Zombie Penguins and Howard beale

Stegatives wrote:Howard, how ard you? You used Yoove's Coca Cocaine for frantics?

I’m gonna assume you want Cola with cocaine.

Howard ducks under the counter and pulls out a ice cold can of Cola from some random company. He grabs a crystal cup nearby and fills it with the cola. He then heads into the back room and returns with Cocaine. He adds it to the Cola. He then turns around and grabs some ice cubes from the fridge which he adds in before sliding the drink to Stegatives

Stegatives

Mindon wrote:I know right! Anyway, I'm gonna stop yelling from outside this window you broke earlier and take off.

You wanna drink or some food to go?

Howard beale wrote:You wanna drink or some food to go?

Nah, I have things to do. If I wanted to order something from here I'll come back. *walks over to car and drives off*

Howard beale

Howard beale wrote:I’m gonna assume you want Cola with cocaine.

Howard ducks under the counter and pulls out a ice cold can of Cola from some random company. He grabs a crystal cup nearby and fills it with the cola. He then heads into the back room and returns with Cocaine. He adds it to the Cola. He then turns around and grabs some ice cubes from the fridge which he adds in before sliding the drink to Stegatives

Thank Thor thou thrive these thrinkets that those throw, three thrixmarks?

Howard beale

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