«12. . .4,2114,2124,2134,2144,2154,2164,217. . .5,0515,052»
hallo humans, me would wish for a earl grey to help with the pain *gives six rocks painted like cookies*
Can I get a bottle of jack daniels
rearranges sauerkraut on the head, takes seat on stool
hmmmm Much better, must save some for my trusty slingshot.
A glass of cognac please.
Sheesh! We haven't had this many customers at once since the Shriners came to town for that convention thing. I wonder if they're out on bail yet?
I also hope someone remembered to wash the glasses, or we'll have to start "recycling."
Yo, paging Duncan the delivery doggo and Arcticfoxxo!--Orders up!
Guess now is a bad time to order seven metric tonnes of maple syrup...
Good thing I brought my own, eh!
*Chugs maple syrup while watching the chaos and mass hilarity that is this bar*
Brocklandia, Ultra Grandia Sebastia, and Duncan the delivery doggo
*Tosses you a I.V. kit*
*Ahem!* Presenting an experimental sonnet entitled "But I'll Also Accept First":
This is not a sonnet
No, far from it
Sure, it's got a fine
number of lines
And stanzas too
But even you
know this is not a sonnet
So admit, dammit,
That I deserve Third Place
No other in the race
Give me Third Place
Or I'll frown at your face
Besides, tradition
Is just peer pressure from dead people
Zombie Penguins, Du pres, and YouTube Inc
looks around, goes behind bar pours himself a glass of cognac. Leaves money for King Crab Cashier
Brocklandia and Tercania islands
Hey! This isn't a self-service establishment! You should ...
*Sees the label on the "cognac" bottle the Knight just poured from*
... uh, probably head for the stomach pumps right away.
Because I'm a postmodernist and an experimentalist at heart, in addition to being a jerk, let's disassemble and reassemble another sonnet, this one entitled "Screw You, Wordsworth."
(William Wordsworth wrote that annoying lyric poem "I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud.")
_____
My shadow mask was running thin so I applied a layer
To my face to make communication still seem okay
But found myself using a napkin to wipe up the drips and
Slipping on the residue and falling onto the concrete.
I looked up and saw eyes staring at me, asking questions.
I didn't know what to say so I looked past them.
Unfocused and refocused on the clouds passing
Above their heads. They were moving fast.
So was I. Sometimes
I wish I was the sky
Instead of the clouds.
Then things wouldn't seem
So
Rushed.
so to clarify you want 3rd but you subbmited a second poem that you'd be happy if that gets first?
oh
Wooof woof (Translation) Guess im going for a run. *Duncan runs to all the people giving them their orders.
WOOF WOOOF (Translation) ALSO STOP CHUGGING MAPLE SYRUP JEEZ.
Brocklandia, Tercania islands, and Du pres
Ive also got an issue.
*chugs Brocklandian coffee* soooo gooooood *hiccup*
Brocklandia and Duncan the delivery doggo
whats the issue also that's not coffee
Brocklandia and Du pres
The issue is I am drinking, overdrinking, coffee that is not coffee.
Brocklandia and Duncan the delivery doggo
its only coffee for legal reasons, just like this is only a bar for legal reasons, and why our parking lot is on mars for legal reasons, just dont ask whats in the chili
Brocklandia, Tercania islands, and Du pres
I bet the chili is delicious.
Brocklandia, Tercania islands, and Duncan the delivery doggo
Try the barbecue chili, and the hard bits that look like teeth are just peppercorns.
Brocklandia and Du pres
Woof woof (Translation) That's not as bad as chugging maple syrup but you've drank so much coffee that is not actually coffee that if you don't drink it you will get a massive migraine.
Brocklandia and Du pres
changed my national classification from socially awkward queendom to socially awkward bar waitress and changed my quote what yall think
Brocklandia and Duncan the delivery doggo
Woof woof (Translation) I think its good.
ye its a nice change considering it was the old way for about 3 years
Brocklandia and Duncan the delivery doggo
BUT I LOVE MAPLE SYRUP EH
But I chugged all the maple syrup so can one of you keeners get me a two-four and a Timmies, eh?
Brocklandia and Duncan the delivery doggo
«12. . .4,2114,2124,2134,2144,2154,2164,217. . .5,0515,052»
Advertisement