«12. . .4,2654,2664,2674,2684,2694,2704,271. . .5,0515,052»
No, that's just your body trying desperately to digest the food while the drink poisons your functions. It creates this odd tingling feeling that people seem to like.
I clean.
Heads into the Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner, with two gallons of FabulosoŽ, and a utility belt packed with gloves, cloths, and an array of spray bottles.
No, no - I clean.
Puts blackhole in the trash (and trash in the Blackhole).
Oh no! That poor chocolate bar!
Don't forget the pepper spray, flamethrower, hazmat suit, and outrageously overpriced insurance policy. It has a "death and dismemberment" clause, right?
What--*chew, chew, chew*--chocolate bar?--*gulp*--Ain't no chocolate bars here.
Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and Consuela de la Morrela
That ... explains why customers keep coming back.
Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and Consuela de la Morrela
Maybe.
Zany Zanes and Tercania islands
Oh the humanity! What does humanity mean again?
Truth is none of us really know.
Brocklandia and Tercania islands
A cabinet behind brock suddenly explodes revealing a stash of chocolate bars with a note reading: "Hope this doesn't arrive at an inconvenient time.
- Prusmia
Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Tercania islands
*examines a barstool with curious intent* Where have you procured such a fine specimen?
They probably made it from the bodies of the last customers.
Fascinating! *notices a second barstool* Two!? My God!
I think you'd like to meet the chef who made them. I think he'd be able to get some good recipes out of you. Wouldn't he Brocklandia?
Brocklandia and Kakazagistan
Not sure. I think it's an ingredient in Cheff's chili recipe.
Drunkndisorderly, Kakazagistan, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and 1 otherConsuela de la Morrela
*grabs a broom and sweeps the chocolate bars toward the store room*
If anyone needs me, uhm, I'll be restocking in the back. Yeah, that's it.
Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and Consuela de la Morrela
Brocklandia and Tercania islands
Cheffy is in the kitchen, of course--and nearly twenty-four hours a day. Woe be until anyone in hir way when Cheffy does leave the kitchen, 'cause ze's usually in search of fresh ingredients.
But if someone's suicidal ... ah, thrill-seeking enough to go looking for Cheffy? Through that door, then follow the sounds of chopping and screaming.
Gosh, was Cheffy this homicidal when I first started working here four years ago? Yeah, probably. Ze was just better at hiding it.
Jehovahs witness, Zany Zanes, and Tercania islands
In an awkward, "several times removed, only meet at forced family functions", kind of way.
Brocklandia and Tercania islands
Just like my Uncle Charlie, the one who married Aunt Henry and moved to Key West with his massive collection of imported Pekingese figurines? Well, why didn't you say so?
Zany Zanes and Tercania islands
Either you're easily impressed, or you're starting a religion that worships bar stools. Not sure which is creepier.
Hey, did you know when bar stools grow up, they become tables. By coincidence we happen to have several such adult forms scattered throughout the bar. Don't forget to show them some worshipful adoration too.
Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and Consuela de la Morrela
I stan her again still with the same bustier, she looks like my former crush tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKsXdpVNyZ4
Brocklandia, Drunkndisorderly, and Tercania islands
Tables!? Plural!?! Ahhhggg! *collapses and proceeds to have a mental breakdown*
Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, Pricane, and Consuela de la Morrela
«12. . .4,2654,2664,2674,2684,2694,2704,271. . .5,0515,052»
Advertisement