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Western turkum

Red army 7 wrote:Impossible. Horses can't live in permafrost.

I don't get it... they can actually

A strange man appears walking out of what seems to be a large metal box. He is wearing strange clothes and speaks incomprehensible nonsense in a foreign language. A few horsemen walk up to him and ask what he is doing. They manage to make out the words "Stupid Savages" and "Probably don't even have welfare." The horsemen pause and look at each other before deciding to simply kill him. A few strange clothes and objects are recovered but they don't know what they are for so they merely throw the objects away except for a strabge plastic bottle filled with suntan lotion.

Western turkum wrote:I don't get it... they can actually

Horses eat grass. It's hard to get at the grass when it is frozen solid.

Western turkum

Red army 7 wrote:A strange man appears walking out of what seems to be a large metal box. He is wearing strange clothes and speaks incomprehensible nonsense in a foreign language. A few horsemen walk up to him and ask what he is doing. They manage to make out the words "Stupid Savages" and "Probably don't even have welfare." The horsemen pause and look at each other before deciding to simply kill him. A few strange clothes and objects are recovered but they don't know what they are for so they merely throw the objects away except for a strabge plastic bottle filled with suntan lotion.

How did a man from the future even exist ?

Western turkum

Red army 7 wrote:Horses eat grass. It's hard to get at the grass when it is frozen solid.

have you ever heard of technology

Western turkum wrote:have you ever heard of technology

It's 3500 BCE. How advanced can technology be?

Western turkum

Red army 7 wrote:It's 3500 BCE. How advanced can technology be?

I call it a sled.

Western turkum wrote:I call it a sled.

What's gonna pull the sled?

Western turkum

Red army 7 wrote:What's gonna pull the sled?

Imma push it

The Caravan reaches the Bosphorus. One of the merchants has a vision of a massive city with strange objects constantly circling and what seems like a massive mountain inhabited by people. He quickly shrugs it off and the caravan goes south. It passes Phoenicia and Canaan. They meet a man named Abraham there and decide to give him a copper coin as a bit of a joke. They pass through Egypt and continue trading there before departing for the incense lands. They pass through Mecca on their way and see the Kaaba. They pass it and reach the Incense lands. They obtain the goods the wanted and begin to depart before noticing a large metal object in the ground.

Western turkum

Red army 7 wrote:The Caravan reaches the Bosphorus. One of the merchants has a vision of a massive city with strange objects constantly circling and what seems like a massive mountain inhabited by people. He quickly shrugs it off and the caravan goes south. It passes Phoenicia and Canaan. They meet a man named Abraham there and decide to give him a copper coin as a bit of a joke. They pass through Egypt and continue trading there before departing for the incense lands. They pass through Mecca on their way and see the Kaaba. They pass it and reach the Incense lands. They obtain the goods the wanted and begin to depart before noticing a large metal object in the ground.

It isn't in yemen

Western turkum wrote:It isn't in yemen

The caravan sails for the land of Punt carrying their increasingly massive load of goods.

Western turkum

Red army 7 wrote:The caravan sails for the land of Punt carrying their increasingly massive load of goods.

They are near, but not yet.

Western turkum wrote:They are near, but not yet.

The Caravan arrives in Dilmun carrying their goods. They recieve goods from India in exchange for incense.

Western turkum

WAR OF SÄHARĒT

In an incident where an Eastern Turkum brigade attacked a brigade of its Western counterparts, thinking they were illegal settlers, this has gotten the Western Khanate angry. They declare War

Western turkum

Red army 7 wrote:The Caravan arrives in Dilmun carrying their goods. They recieve goods from India in exchange for incense.

not yettttt

Western turkum wrote:WAR OF SÄHARĒT

In an incident where an Eastern Turkum brigade attacked a brigade of its Western counterparts, thinking they were illegal settlers, this has gotten the Western Khanate angry. They declare War

The horse archers are rapidly deployed and begin night raids on Western camps trying to kill as many horses as possible before being forced to retreat.

Western turkum

Red army 7 wrote:The horse archers are rapidly deployed and begin night raids on Western camps trying to kill as many horses as possible before being forced to retreat.

The Western Khanate unleashes its secreat weapon. Siberian Camels. They raid the north as the Horse Archers push in the border. The East has no idea of these camels, as they only live in Western lands.

Western turkum wrote:The Western Khanate unleashes its secreat weapon. Siberian Camels. They raid the north as the Horse Archers push in the border. The East has no idea of these camels, as they only live in Western lands.

"FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE." Siberian camels which are also present in eastern lands are used against the west. They are effectively used against the western camels. Meanwhile, the horse archer raids intensify. They become more efficient at killing and stop any unnecessary looting.

Western turkum

Red army 7 wrote:"FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE." Siberian camels which are also present in eastern lands are used against the west. They are effectively used against the western camels. Meanwhile, the horse archer raids intensify. They become more efficient at killing and stop any unnecessary looting.

The Western hordes light their arrows on fire and are able to capture the Northern Buryat Horde settlement of Burund'che

Red army 7

Western turkum wrote:The Western hordes light their arrows on fire and are able to capture the Northern Buryat Horde settlement of Burund'che

News of the war reaches the caravan which returns with many new technologies and products. They bring bronze to the war and Eastern armies are suddenly fighting with Bronze weapons and armor which are much better than the western copper. They also bring intoxicating beverages which are left abandoned in places as a trap for the western armies. When the armies get intoxicated, they are easy prey for the eastern armies.

Western turkum

Red army 7 wrote:News of the war reaches the caravan which returns with many new technologies and products. They bring bronze to the war and Eastern armies are suddenly fighting with Bronze weapons and armor which are much better than the western copper. They also bring intoxicating beverages which are left abandoned in places as a trap for the western armies. When the armies get intoxicated, they are easy prey for the eastern armies.

The Western Armies are able to capture these weapons and re-produce the effect. Bronze has been obtained in 2,000 BCE. They also start experimenting with some burning liquid.

Western turkum

The Western Armies push and encircle the 2nd Khan's division of the East.

Western turkum wrote:The Western Armies are able to capture these weapons and re-produce the effect. Bronze has been obtained in 2,000 BCE. They also start experimenting with some burning liquid.

Spies inform the east of the wherabouts of the experiments. The location is quickly attacked and all found are executed. The liquid is caputured and brought back to the east and the weapons are recovered. The eastern generals are spotted wearing bronze helmets with the skulls of western soldiers placed on top.

Western turkum

The Western Armies make something that they call a "Grughas". It shoots fire using this liquid that they found underground in the central provinces.

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