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Greater gandhistan wrote:An audible sigh of relief is heard in the Diplomatic Core's chambers:

Good, let's keep it at that.

We are thinking Blasters, Popcorn(R), Water(R), and some High Quality FoodStufs(r) is there anything else you think we should offer?

General Mufaddal Ali arrives in a tank at the front door of the music hall. the barrel incidentally pointing directly at the front door.

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Kingdom of Southern Italy wrote:The Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Southern Italy arrives, and debates keying the car from the Unified state.

One of the ushers sees the Prime Minister and leads beckons him to follow inside the Hall.

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Danielinian Pirates wrote:We are thinking Blasters, Popcorn(R), Water(R), and some High Quality FoodStufs(r) is there anything else you think we should offer?

The Diplomatic Core workers sigh before responding:

that should be fine.

Greater gandhistan wrote:One of the ushers sees the Prime Minister and leads beckons him to follow inside the Hall.

"Thank you." the Prime Minister says dragging their key across the door of the Unified States car. "I see that the representitve from the Entire State arrived before me, well then I must apologies for my tardiness."

Suddenly a large shadow appears over Gandehir. A massive triangular shape covers the sun. A small shuttlecraft flies out and lands. It is the Royal Star Yacht. Queen Veia O'Dálaigh of the North Sea Federation steps out, alongside the famed Featherwing Squadron, an elite unit of seven Eastern Screech Owl guards personally trained by General Talon.

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Sothern Cyrenaica wrote:General Mufaddal Ali arrives in a tank at the front door of the music hall. the barrel incidentally pointing directly at the front door.

The ushers left at the door while one is attending to the Kingdom's delegation level their weapons at the tank before noticing it is actually the representative from South Cyrenaica. "Good sir, come inside and we will lead you to your seat, but please first park that tank elsewhere. I'm pretty sure there are parking spaces around here that could fit them."

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Kingdom of Southern Italy wrote:"Thank you." the Prime Minister says dragging their key across the door of the Unified States car. "I see that the representitve from the Entire State arrived before me, well then I must apologies for my tardiness."

"Your tardiness is pardoned now let's head inside." The usher leads the Prime Minister inside while double check out the corner of his eye concerned that a massive shadow has covered the ground and a tank has its barrel pointed down the door. Once inside the ushers brings the representative of the Kingdom next to the Rep from the Unified State, "Here is your seat good sir."

Greater gandhistan wrote:The ushers left at the door while one is attending to the Kingdom's delegation level their weapons at the tank before noticing it is actually the representative from South Cyrenaica. "Good sir, come inside and we will lead you to your seat, but please first park that tank elsewhere. I'm pretty sure there are parking spaces around here that could fit them."

General Mufaddal Ali pokes his head out of the tank "What is wrong with my current parking spot, it is the Presidential Transport for Southern Cyrenaica, and I would like it close for if I have to leave."

Greater gandhistan wrote:"Your tardiness is pardoned now let's head inside." The usher leads the Prime Minister inside while double check out the corner of his eye concerned that a massive shadow has covered the ground and a tank has its barrel pointed down the door. Once inside the ushers brings the representative of the Kingdom next to the Rep from the Unified State, "Here is your seat good sir."

"Can I have a different seat?"

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Greater Eireann wrote:Suddenly a large shadow appears over Gandehir. A massive triangular shape covers the sun. A small shuttlecraft flies out and lands. It is the Royal Star Yacht. Queen Veia O'Dálaigh of the North Sea Federation steps out, alongside the famed Featherwing Squadron, an elite unit of seven Eastern Screech Owl guards personally trained by General Talon.

The ushers who are currently thrown into chaos see the Queen and her guard land and one of the ushers goes over to them, "If you could follow me to your seats inside please."

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Sothern Cyrenaica wrote:General Mufaddal Ali pokes his head out of the tank "What is wrong with my current parking spot, it is the Presidential Transport for Southern Cyrenaica, and I would like it close for if I have to leave."

The usher sighs, "Sure, let's leave it there. We must get you to your seat inside."

Greater gandhistan wrote:The ushers who are currently thrown into chaos see the Queen and her guard land and one of the ushers goes over to them, "If you could follow me to your seats inside please."

"What is going on here? This is madness!"

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Kingdom of Southern Italy wrote:"Can I have a different seat?"

The usher looks perplexed but shrugs, "Sure, you can sit on the other side of that RU representative, Martin."

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Greater Eireann wrote:"What is going on here? This is madness!"

The usher scratches his head, "We are currently sorting out all of this, alot of unique characters are arriving for the coronation of Ganixa, may the Almighty bless her soul. We wish to bring you to your seat as soon as possible so we can prepare and clean up for the other delegates who are arriving."

Greater gandhistan wrote:The usher scratches his head, "We are currently sorting out all of this, alot of unique characters are arriving for the coronation of Ganixa, may the Almighty bless her soul. We wish to bring you to your seat as soon as possible so we can prepare and clean up for the other delegates who are arriving."

"Of course, of course. I certainly hope everything goes smoothly. Gandhi XI was present for my coronation a few years ago, and I wish the best for this coronation."

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Greater Eireann wrote:"Of course, of course. I certainly hope everything goes smoothly. Gandhi XI was present for my coronation a few years ago, and I wish the best for this coronation."

The usher nods and brings the Queen and her entourage to the front and gestures to the seat next to the Unified State's rep.

Greater gandhistan wrote:The usher nods and brings the Queen and her entourage to the front and gestures to the seat next to the Unified State's rep.

My delegation follows and sits down, awaiting the coronation.

The Proletarian Commissar arrives, and is stunned to see a tank pointed right at the entrence to the hall

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The Socialist Republic of South Tunisia wrote:The Proletarian Commissar arrives, and is stunned to see a tank pointed right at the entrence to the hall

The next available usher runs over to the Commissar, "I will lead you to your seat, and please ignore the tank. The Southern Cyrenaican leader has dropped it off there."

Greater gandhistan wrote:The next available usher runs over to the Commissar, "I will lead you to your seat, and please ignore the tank. The Southern Cyrenaican leader has dropped it off there."

"could he not have parked it around back? it is quite intimidating here is it not?"

Greater gandhistan wrote:The Council release this statement to the entire world:

Brothers and sisters of the world, nations who dot the globe. We have an announcement: We are inviting all members of the OTA and the Moscow Pact to send representatives to the coronation of Ganixa as the new Savior of Greater Gandhistan. Many of you have had problems with our leadership before due to the Great Heresy of Gandhi the XI's children, we will rectify this. Gandhi the XI had visions of the future, of a renewed faith of the people, of the whole of Gandhiism to bring forth unto this world. We beseech all nations to begin sending delegations to the new capital of Gandehir for the establishment of a new era for our nation, an era where we will shy away from international conflict and useless warmongering to a period where we reach out to other nations in peace instead of arms. After her coronation, the delegations are welcome to stay for the execution of the heretics who caused our recent civil war but are not required to. We await the response of the OTA nations and the Moscow Pact nations in order to prepare places for them in the theater room in which we will host Ganixa's rise to the position of Savior.

We refuse to attend in protest of this regime's atrocities, and we encourage all socialist nations to take a stand with us and boycott this display of bourgeois excess and decadence that hearkens back to the dark feudal times.

While we agree with the execution of these terrorists, we also wish to make known our opposition to the religious ritualistic aspect of the executions, and the fact that they are regarded as a form of human sacrifice.

We land men in West Gandhistan.

Greater gandhistan wrote:The Council release this statement to the entire world:

Brothers and sisters of the world, nations who dot the globe. We have an announcement: We are inviting all members of the OTA and the Moscow Pact to send representatives to the coronation of Ganixa as the new Savior of Greater Gandhistan. Many of you have had problems with our leadership before due to the Great Heresy of Gandhi the XI's children, we will rectify this. Gandhi the XI had visions of the future, of a renewed faith of the people, of the whole of Gandhiism to bring forth unto this world. We beseech all nations to begin sending delegations to the new capital of Gandehir for the establishment of a new era for our nation, an era where we will shy away from international conflict and useless warmongering to a period where we reach out to other nations in peace instead of arms. After her coronation, the delegations are welcome to stay for the execution of the heretics who caused our recent civil war but are not required to. We await the response of the OTA nations and the Moscow Pact nations in order to prepare places for them in the theater room in which we will host Ganixa's rise to the position of Savior.

As the official and legitimate government of the North Sea Federation, our new king, Richard O'Malley, shall be attending the festivities. We implore you to cast out the so called "Queen" Veia.

The danielinian special ops wrote:We land men in West Gandhistan.

Our dignitaries arrive carrying items to sell at decent prices (R)

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