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Lavan Tiri wrote:cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shlt and cųm?

i do that anyway

Unfallious wrote:i do that anyway

so you'll be doing it when I exile you

Lavan Tiri wrote:so you'll be doing it when I exile you

fighting talk for someone in spitting distance

Unfallious wrote:fighting talk for someone in spitting distance

making me horny won't save you

Lavan Tiri wrote:making me horny won't save you

Shhh don't tell them why we're running on the same Consul ticket

One of the biggest problems with talking about the Electoral College system is that the people defending seem to literally just not understand how a popular vote would work.

Kalaron-a

Lavan Tiri wrote:One of the biggest problems with talking about the Electoral College system is that the people defending seem to literally just not understand how a popular vote would work.

>Talking to other people seriously about an important issue in a thoughtful way
>Not spending half of the time as almost incomprehensible to the other person
>Not making them question if you seriously believe what you've said, or if there's an elaborate joke involved
This is where you went wrong ;p

Also, a University is releasing a cool program if you have trouble visualizing math at complex levels. IMO, it's the visualization that's needed for *actual* comphrension.
https://scitechdaily.com/carnegie-mellon-tool-automatically-turns-math-into-beautiful-and-instructive-illustrations/amp/

http://penrose.ink/

Can some native English speaker here explain the difference between "wonder" and "miracle" ?

Lavan Tiri, Percyton, and Kalaron-a

Kalaron-a

Penguania and Antarctica wrote:Can some native English speaker here explain the difference between "wonder" and "miracle" ?

A wonder is something interesting and unusual but not necessarily "defying the possible", the Pyramids are wonders of the ancient world because of the science and manpower that went into it. A miracle is something that's amazing because it's beyond unlikely, saving the ship from a warp-core breach already in progress is a miracle.

"Following new legislation, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year."

Quite frankly, we never executed them to begin with. NS....C'mon.

Russkov Soviet wrote:"Following new legislation, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year."

Quite frankly, we never executed them to begin with. NS....C'mon.

They just magically disappeared. :P

Russkov Soviet wrote:"Following new legislation, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year."

Quite frankly, we never executed them to begin with. NS....C'mon.

I hit enter by mistake... The rest of the post was supposed to be:

The comic book series 'Tsarina Zacia Milikova and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. The sequel 'The Tsarina and the Capitalist Aliens from Planet Greed' is due later this year.

Lavan Tiri, Penguania and Antarctica, Percyton, and Spanelsko

Penguania and Antarctica wrote:They just magically disappeared. :P

I suppose the truth has to come out eventually.... We are actually sacrificing them to our Goddess.....

Lavan Tiri, Penguania and Antarctica, Percyton, and Spanelsko

Lavan Tiri wrote:making me horny won't save you

"Yes Constable, could you please take him to this place... horny jail I think it's called."

Jaslandia wrote:"Yes Constable, could you please take him to this place... horny jail I think it's called."

Jas isn't that your job

Lavan Tiri wrote:Jas isn't that your job

I know. That's why I was calling the Constable. I only wish I could do it myself.

when elected consul I promise to only allow one song of the day ever and that's Come Out Ye Black And Tans and we will play it until Unf leaves Ireland for good

a vote for Lavan Tiri is a vote against the continuing Unfallion occupation of Eire and a vote for Lavan Tiri

vote Merc 2020

I love you

Lavan Tiri wrote:when elected consul I promise to only allow one song of the day ever and that's Come Out Ye Black And Tans and we will play it until Unf leaves Ireland for good

a vote for Lavan Tiri is a vote against the continuing Unfallion occupation of Eire and a vote for Lavan Tiri

vote Merc 2020

I love you

I'm a fourth Irish so the idea of removing even a single Brit from Ireland naturally appeals to my blood :P

Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania and Antarctica, and Free salvation

nation=kalaron/detail=factbook/id=1391280
General description and the variants coming to completion. I've written a bit more about the Gravitic Mirror used in the firing chamber of the Spaghettification Cannon and moving on to some of the history in it's creation.

Kalaron-a wrote:nation=kalaron/detail=factbook/id=1391280
General description and the variants coming to completion. I've written a bit more about the Gravitic Mirror used in the firing chamber of the Spaghettification Cannon and moving on to some of the history in it's creation.

History basically done as far as I'll do it this time. Might bring the Bellerophon up to speed now so that it can actually be a mainline battleship, and might give the Garuda some teeth later with Nuclear Auto-Cannons or something.

Russkov Soviet wrote:I suppose the truth has to come out eventually.... We are actually sacrificing them to our Goddess.....

That's completely normal ruskov. Here in Iberia we sacrifice tons of people each year to our gods even if they are innocent! Foreigners are however used more often, mainly if they are POW.
-Span

The Issue
More and more Spanelskoan film studios are turning to Brancaland due to the generous tax credits of the picturesque coastal city Maxhoover. Industry representatives and local patriots alike have prompted calls for action.

“CUT!” shouts controversial film director Max Richards, known for his unapologetic patriotism and xenophobia, who is coincidentally filming a scene in your office. “The Great Supreme Lord Khan, if I may be frank, why don’t we punish these unpatriotic hacks? They show a complete lack of respect for our culture and take jobs away from hardworking citizens. Can’t you put these people on some sort of watchlist and create some sort of committee to assess their loyalty to Spanelsko?”

Supreme Leader: I love this man already.

“There’s no need to get your unmentionables in a twist aboot this,” suggests eccentric Brancalandian talent agent Mike Shatner with long pauses between his words. “I’ll have you know that actors are one of Brancaland’s primary exports. In return we offer tax credits and the best studios that money can buy. Unless you want to risk damaging your country’s relationship with Brancaland and deny your people some quality acting, like the award-winning Spit The Great Supreme Lord Khan Says, I suggest you make it easier for studios to choose Brancaland over Spanelsko. By the way, was that a great impression of you, or what?”

*meanwhile in Askana a fascist rally*
Supreme Leader of Iberia: The dirty Bracandians are a race of utter subhumans and must be exterminated! Those who dissagree will be shot!
HEIL IBERIA! *the crowd applauds the short speech with firing squads behind them*

While you’re still supine, a strange pale-skinned man shines the dentist’s lamp directly into your eyes and begins loading a large metal syringe from an unmarked vial. “I have your solution right here, dear leader. Why not add these powerful painkillers to the water supply, under the banner of a new healthcare initiative aimed at relieving stress and improving quality of life? Then you can use mass addiction to control the population! A particular district doesn’t like your new absolutist platform? Just reduce their ‘pain relief’ until they do! Imagine the whole populace desperately begging you for another hit!”

The Talking Point
Spanelskoans are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom

Fellow Citizens

Today is the final day for candidacy. Anyone interested in running in the July election should apply for candidacy today.

☿ Merc
Consul

Nuremgard, Jaslandia, Lavan Tiri, Penguania and Antarctica, and 4 othersLex Caledonia, Percyton, Free salvation, and Kalaron-a

Of Mice and Meth

The Issue
A growing number of citizens are reporting sightings of strange animal behavior since the nation’s water supply was drugged, ranging from carelessness and daredevilry to frantic dancing.

“You guys are the greatest in every way — especially you, dearest The Great Supreme Lord Khan — but this contamination is destroying our environment!” exclaims recreational urban habitat observer Cortana Cho, sipping from a completely safe glass of government-approved tap water and dribbling some on the floor in her excitement. “My colleagues and I all witnessed a colony of mice baying at a statue of you. Of course, I see something like that every day... but we all saw it this time! I’m sure you could cut the dosage of drugs in the water down to a safer level and people would still love you!”

As i dont speak Skaven i cant be sure if the rats were praising me or insulting me.....

“Whoa, who cares about, like, a few pesky rats? This water is, like, poisoning our pets, dude,” says Homer Jefferson, an enthusiastic pet lover who was particularly thirsty this morning. “You don’t have to, like, stop stoning the water, but maybe you should sell some safe water specifically for pets or whatever. You could even make it taste funny to make people not wanna drink it. Then, like, maybe my bunnies won’t try to breathe water anymore.”

“Listen to this buffoonery-talk of baying rodents and suicidal rabbits; it’s obvious there is a problem, but not just with animals,” rants Michelle Quagmire, a sociologist who’s secretly been drinking pond water. “Drugging our water supply is truly despicable, and you bottom feeders must stop it at once! It is hurting our environment, as it is hurting our civilization, and whoever told you this was a good idea is frankly pond scum. I-” She coughs up a little minnow.

“Listen to these dissidents; the drugs clearly aren’t powerful enough!” exclaims your Minister of Crowd Control and author of the internationally condemned book H2Whoa: Spanelskoan Utopia. “If anything, we’ve got to dump MORE into the water supply! So what if a few people start reacting like the animals? A few people howling at the moon now and then is much less dangerous than letting them think.”

More drugs for the drug festivals of Iberia! :p

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