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Shavara wrote:(ASAD)

I can't figure out how I'd rather read this, a sad or Assad. (ノ゚0゚)ノ

Shavara and Levantin

The Death Syndicate wrote:Sorry to bother you Shavara, but NJ definitely can't have around 20million troops, right?

I dont. Those factbooks are over a year old.

Thhats old info

The Death Syndicate wrote:Sorry to bother you Shavara, but NJ definitely can't have around 20million troops, right?

Because he's canonically small, he can't have it.

Wiranath wrote:I can't figure out how I'd rather read this, a sad or Assad. (ノ゚0゚)ノ

(;o.o)

Lerasi wrote:But what about the ones before they started using magic. I shot at you with 4 82mm revolver cannons and 8 30mm autocannons for three turns. And your ships are primitive and thus weak. So what did that do? And all the guns are aimed at the hulls of the ships.

Well they are going to sink however some monsters can breathe underwater and also the ones you shot are probably dead

Imperfeudal wrote:talking about bombers, where are mine?
and my paratroopers?

I guided them to Lerasi a while ago. They can return whenever you want.

New Jamisonia wrote:I dont. Those factbooks are over a year old.

Thhats old info

Then why'd you ask him to read it?

New Jamisonia wrote:Oh look through the Jamisonian empire factbooks

The Real Underground wrote:Well they are going to sink however some monsters can breathe underwater and also the ones you shot are probably dead

How many monsters can breathe underwater that are there? Like 10? 20, maybe?

New Jamisonia wrote:Restoration of Eastern KaiserreichI
The Holy Utopian RepublicI

Either one of you.

Want to have a war simulation?

I would have been up for that a couple hours ago, maybe another time.

Lerasi wrote:I guided them to Lerasi a while ago. They can return whenever you want.
Then why'd you ask him to read it?

Because I did.

Lerasi wrote:How many monsters can breathe underwater that are there? Like 10? 20, maybe?

Only 10% of the population can do that that's about like 10 monsters

Imperfeudal wrote:talking about bombers, where are mine?
and my paratroopers?

You're gonna have to rebuild 50, and your paratroopers are fine. What isn't fine is Cthulhu's forest, which is fine for us.
This fine sentence uses the fine word fine way t0o much.

Shavara wrote:Because he's canonically small, he can't have it.

(;o.o)

Thank you, NJ please update to be canonical.

Osterreich und ungarn wrote:The last of the IENS satellites are launched into space.

*visible intrest*
When the thing happens can I have access to those satellites to improve the effectiveness of missile strikes?

Osterreich und ungarn

Fun Fact:

Women are responsible for 100% of crime in Outer Space

Cool kids:

Shavara
Lerasi
Greater west coast
Osterreich und ungarn
Asendavia
Greater felter
The Death Syndicate
The Holy Utopian Republic
The waaa
Essi
Levantin
The empire of balestria

Read dispatch

Why the heck is NKC on this dispatch? He is totally communist.

Osterreich und ungarn

The Death Syndicate wrote:You're gonna have to rebuild 50, and your paratroopers are fine. What isn't fine is Cthulhu's forest, which is fine for us.
This fine sentence uses the fine word fine way t0o much.Thank you, NJ please update to be canonical.*visible intrest*
When the thing happens can I have access to those satellites to improve the effectiveness of missile strikes?

No

Levantin wrote:

Cool kids:

Shavara
Lerasi
Greater west coast
Osterreich und ungarn
Asendavia
Greater felter
The Death Syndicate
The Holy Utopian Republic
The waaa
Essi
Levantin
The empire of balestria

Read dispatch

Why the heck is NKC on this dispatch? He is totally communist.

He asked me, I marked him as traitor in parenthesis, but then he was offended.

New Jamisonia wrote:Because I did.

you see, it only stated you had destroyers and aircraft carriers, so...
IDK what to do with you.

New Jamisonia wrote:Because I did.

NJ: Look at my old factbooks
TDS: Okay
TDS: This is way too OP
NJ: Yeah those are out of date.
Me: So why link them?
NJ: Because I did.

The Real Underground wrote:Only 10% of the population can do that that's about like 10 monsters

Okay.
IC: As the Royal Navy ships sink, the SSWs arrive and use their UA machine guns to gun down the last of the monsters.

Lerasi wrote:NJ: Look at my old factbooks
TDS: Okay
TDS: This is way too OP
NJ: Yeah those are out of date.
Me: So why link them?
NJ: Because I did.
Okay.
IC: As the Royal Navy ships sink, the SSWs arrive and use their UA machine guns to gun down the last of the monsters.

(The last of the monsters turn to dust because monsters turn to dust when they die)

Shavara wrote:He asked me, I marked him as traitor in parenthesis, but then he was offended.

Okay? Does that mean he is spying on us?

Hi Nagatar!

Osterreich und ungarn wrote:No

aw... ok...
Psst
Lerasi
we still have the giant MAC array hooked up to the nuclear power plant right?

Post self-deleted by New Jamisonia.

Imperfeudal

Lerasi wrote:I guided them to Lerasi a while ago. They can return whenever you want.
Then why'd you ask him to read it?

...
im going to skip the question of why didn't you tell me
well...*ejem*

Troop transports travel to the domain of Lerasi in search of the expeditionary troops and bombers given to the TDS, but the soldiers realize that 50 bombers are missing, and even then, they take everything without saying a word, although maybe that bothered them a bit , who knows (i do, but right now I am narrating :V)

Shavara wrote:but then he was offended.

Facts don't care about his feelings Shavara!

Shavara wrote:He asked me, I marked him as traitor in parenthesis, but then he was offended.

He shouldn't be in the dispatch at all. He should have his own special dispatch.

Pakitsk, Shavara, and Lerasi

The waaa liked my post.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! HE'S BACK!

Pakitsk, New Jamisonia, Zukchiva, The waaa, and 4 othersOsterreich und ungarn, Levantin, The Death Syndicate, and Lerasi

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