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Un-Officiaw Confedewation Communyication. 22-01-2020. Woyaw Uwe, Shwewwwamawand.


To those concewnyed, and to NyationStates as a whowe,

The cwiticisms of this Confedewation awe just. We have, time and time again, behaved in a way that is unyacceptabwe. We have been petuwant, ewwatic and, at times, mawevowent. We have infwinged upon wegionyaw suvweignties. We have caused the widew intewwegionyaw communyity unnyecessawy gwief.

Today, the Confedewation of Cowwupt Dictatows issues a fowmaw apowogy fow its actions uvw the wast two yeaws.

We acknyowwedge and condemn ouw offensive opewations against (the nyow destwoyed) Yowktown Awistocwacy, the memowy of which wives on in the suwviving nyation of Yokwton. Yowktown, we awe sowwy.

We acknyowwedge and condemn ouw offensive opewations against The Nyew Mappews Unyion and its foundew, Democwatic empiwe of womanyia. DEW, we awe sowwy.

We acknyowwedge and condemn ouw offensive opewations against Euwope and its dewegate, Impewium angwowum, whom we unjustwy viwified thwoughout the Wowwd Assembwy. IA, we awe sowwy.

We acknyowwedge and condemn ouw offensive opewations against othew wegionyaw foundews and dewegates. We awe sowwy.

We acknyowwedge and condemn ouw offensive opewations against The Nyowth Pacific and its dewegate, Mcmastewdonyia. We admit to the conception and execution of “Opewation 84”. We accept wesponsibiwity fow the actions of Ikea wike and its attempted viowation of The Nyowth Pacific’s suvweignty. TNP, we awe sowwy.

We acknyowwedge and condemn ouw tywannyicaw adminyistwation uvw ouw own Confedewation nyations and peopwes. We apowogise to those membew nyations who have suffewed as a wesuwt of theiw association with the Confedewation. CCD, we awe sowwy.

We acknyowwedge and condemn aww ouw actions that have diswupted the daiwy wowkings of nyations and wegions. We acknyowwedge and condemn ouw incessant wiwing of tewegwams. We acknyowwedge and condemn ouw manyipuwation and abuse of the Wowwd Assembwy. NyationStates, we awe sowwy.

As we wefwect on ouw past behaviouw, we weawise that the time has come to embwace a nyew Confedewation. We undewstand that, awthough the jouwnyey wiww be a swow onye, we must muv fowwawd to buiwd fow ouw communyity a vewy diffewent futuwe.

We acknyowwedge and condemn the iwate weadewship of Jocospow, awong with the powicies of its Impewiaw Waw. Fowthwith and so accowding to the contingency pwan “Opewation Seismic Toss”, Shwewwwamawand wiww wepwace Jocospow as the Confedewation’s Wowwd Assembwy Dewegate. Jocospow wiww assume a wess authowitative wowe within Confedewation society, and Impewiaw Waw wiww be cowwected uvw time to wefwect the Impewiaw Empiwe’s nyewfound position.

We acknyowwedge and condemn the offensive embassies that we have hewd uvw time. To pay ouw wespects, we have commenced the cwosuwe of aww the Confedewation’s embassies, save the penyaw cowony of Vangmaw and the miwitawy asset of Chwome Company. We undewstand that we shouwd have taken this muv wong ago. To aww those we have huwt thwough ouw association with undesiwabwes, we awe sowwy.

We wesowve that a nyew page in ouw wegion’s histowy can nyow be wwitten, onye that embwaces aww nyations of this Confedewation, ouw wegionyaw awwies, and the gweatew NyationStates communyity as a whowe.

To the nyations of the Confedewation, we say: Do nyot intewpwet this apowogy as onye of weaknyess. This is an apowogy of matuwity, onye that shouwd have been dewivewed wong ago. Thewe is nyo humiwiation to this act, onwy sincewity.

To the suvweignties and communyities of NyationStates, we say: thewe wiww be change. We do nyot expect that we shaww be fowgiven uvwnyight, nyow do we expect to be fowgiven. We do nyot desewve fowgivenyess. We acknyowwedge this. We awe sowwy.

Yet thewe wiww be change, and change fow the bettew.

Thank you,

Heewain Cuwwonfowd
Acting-Vicewoy of the Confedewation

and
Pwesident-Designyate of the Counciw of Seventeen
VENyUSIAN ADVISOWY DIWECTOWATE

Shwewwwamawand
Confedewation of Cowwupt Dictatows



The Office of the Acting-Vicewoy. Authowised by the Venyusian Advisowy Diwectowate, Shwewwwamawand. Copywight 2020.

HAIW THE CONFEDEWATION >w<


Note: political parody, not affiliated with CCoD in any way shape or form

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lord has spoken

The great tea empire

I lost my flag.

...welp, gotta find a new one then!

Vorion and La Xinga

I designed a flag!

Grossvietnam, The great tea empire, La Xinga, New maiya, and 3 othersFederal republic of hetacia, Vernkhalla, and Zin-landia

Post self-deleted by Good noodle.

Are you sleepy noodles tonight?

La Xinga and Vernkhalla

"you can’t walk ten feet in Taduwe without tripping over an eagle"

-An issue

Grossvietnam, La Xinga, New maiya, Vernkhalla, and 1 otherZin-landia

Hello from the West, we heard your board was sleepy, but my oh my Sancte what a splendid flag!

Wiranath, Marrabuk, British calradia, La Xinga, and 1 otherVernkhalla

Marrabuk calling himself a beautiful soul is the sequel to cutie pie that I didn't know I needed, until now.

Marrabuk, British calradia, La Xinga, New maiya, and 2 othersTaduwe, and Longdone

One green nation

Morning peoples

Marrabuk, British calradia, La Xinga, New maiya, and 1 otherLongdone

British calradia

One green nation wrote:Morning peoples

I see, your and Anglo as well?

La Xinga, One green nation, and Longdone

One green nation

British calradia wrote:I see, your and Anglo as well?

uk

British calradia, La Xinga, New maiya, and Longdone

British calradia

One green nation wrote:uk

Are you living around London, or in the Coal Mining areas of the North?

La Xinga, One green nation, and Longdone

One green nation

British calradia wrote:Are you living around London, or in the Coal Mining areas of the North?

I'm was born in the south but now I live in the east, went to school in london though.

British calradia, La Xinga, and Longdone

British calradia

One green nation wrote:I'm was born in the south but now I live in the east, went to school in london though.

Ah
I too,was born in the South(More specifically West London),now I live "In a city in Scotland"
But hey,at least I don't have to live near Marshland :^)

La Xinga, One green nation, and Longdone

One green nation

British calradia wrote:Ah
I too,was born in the South(More specifically West London),now I live "In a city in Scotland"
But hey,at least I don't have to live near Marshland :^)

Norfolk is full of farms and the norfolk broads it smells in the summer, really bad manure. :/, i was born southampton

British calradia, La Xinga, New maiya, and Longdone

How do you call this dead?

It's more active than TWP...

British calradia, La Xinga, New maiya, Rage mage, and 1 otherOne green nation

One green nation

Longdone wrote:How do you call this dead?

It's more active than TWP...

it is still a little quiet

La Xinga, New maiya, and Longdone

One green nation wrote:it is still a little quiet

Yeah, I can see that.

But, it's not "dead" as other claim this RMB to be.

La Xinga, New maiya, and One green nation

Longdone wrote:Yeah, I can see that.

But, it's not "dead" as other claim this RMB to be.

Who claims The arembee is ded?!

New maiya, Rage mage, One green nation, Taduwe, and 1 otherLongdone

La Xinga wrote:Who claims The arembee is ded?!

Good one.

I don't exactly remember the name, but he went to the TWP RMB recently, I think you can still see his post in the main RMB page!

I just realized we have almost 8,000 nations in the region

La Xinga, New maiya, and One green nation

Longdone wrote:Good one.

I don't exactly remember the name, but he went to the TWP RMB recently, I think you can still see his post in the main RMB page!

While I cannot quote it, or maybe I just don't want to see that RMB again, I'll check it out.

Longdone

La Xinga wrote:While I cannot quote it, or maybe I just don't want to see that RMB again, I'll check it out.

OK!

Longdone wrote:OK!

Ok I found it.

page=rmb/postid=37435222

One green nation

One green nation wrote:Morning peoples

Umm it's midday in UK right now
BearStackof2015 wrote:I just realized we have almost 8,000 nations in the region

Wahoo bearstack's posting on the RMB again
Yep, the nations sure are floodin' in!

BearStackof2015, La Xinga, and One green nation

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