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The cwiticisms of this Confedewation awe just. We have, time and time again, behaved in a way that is unyacceptabwe. We have been petuwant, ewwatic and, at times, mawevowent. We have infwinged upon wegionyaw suvweignties. We have caused the widew intewwegionyaw communyity unnyecessawy gwief.
Today, the Confedewation of Cowwupt Dictatows issues a fowmaw apowogy fow its actions uvw the wast two yeaws.
We acknyowwedge and condemn ouw offensive opewations against (the nyow destwoyed) Yowktown Awistocwacy, the memowy of which wives on in the suwviving nyation of Yokwton. Yowktown, we awe sowwy.
We acknyowwedge and condemn ouw offensive opewations against The Nyew Mappews Unyion and its foundew, Democwatic empiwe of womanyia. DEW, we awe sowwy.
We acknyowwedge and condemn ouw offensive opewations against Euwope and its dewegate, Impewium angwowum, whom we unjustwy viwified thwoughout the Wowwd Assembwy. IA, we awe sowwy.
We acknyowwedge and condemn ouw offensive opewations against othew wegionyaw foundews and dewegates. We awe sowwy.
We acknyowwedge and condemn ouw offensive opewations against The Nyowth Pacific and its dewegate, Mcmastewdonyia. We admit to the conception and execution of “Opewation 84”. We accept wesponsibiwity fow the actions of Ikea wike and its attempted viowation of The Nyowth Pacific’s suvweignty. TNP, we awe sowwy.
We acknyowwedge and condemn ouw tywannyicaw adminyistwation uvw ouw own Confedewation nyations and peopwes. We apowogise to those membew nyations who have suffewed as a wesuwt of theiw association with the Confedewation. CCD, we awe sowwy.
We acknyowwedge and condemn aww ouw actions that have diswupted the daiwy wowkings of nyations and wegions. We acknyowwedge and condemn ouw incessant wiwing of tewegwams. We acknyowwedge and condemn ouw manyipuwation and abuse of the Wowwd Assembwy. NyationStates, we awe sowwy.
As we wefwect on ouw past behaviouw, we weawise that the time has come to embwace a nyew Confedewation. We undewstand that, awthough the jouwnyey wiww be a swow onye, we must muv fowwawd to buiwd fow ouw communyity a vewy diffewent futuwe.
We acknyowwedge and condemn the iwate weadewship of Jocospow, awong with the powicies of its Impewiaw Waw. Fowthwith and so accowding to the contingency pwan “Opewation Seismic Toss”, Shwewwwamawand wiww wepwace Jocospow as the Confedewation’s Wowwd Assembwy Dewegate. Jocospow wiww assume a wess authowitative wowe within Confedewation society, and Impewiaw Waw wiww be cowwected uvw time to wefwect the Impewiaw Empiwe’s nyewfound position.
We acknyowwedge and condemn the offensive embassies that we have hewd uvw time. To pay ouw wespects, we have commenced the cwosuwe of aww the Confedewation’s embassies, save the penyaw cowony of Vangmaw and the miwitawy asset of Chwome Company. We undewstand that we shouwd have taken this muv wong ago. To aww those we have huwt thwough ouw association with undesiwabwes, we awe sowwy.
We wesowve that a nyew page in ouw wegion’s histowy can nyow be wwitten, onye that embwaces aww nyations of this Confedewation, ouw wegionyaw awwies, and the gweatew NyationStates communyity as a whowe.
To the nyations of the Confedewation, we say: Do nyot intewpwet this apowogy as onye of weaknyess. This is an apowogy of matuwity, onye that shouwd have been dewivewed wong ago. Thewe is nyo humiwiation to this act, onwy sincewity.
To the suvweignties and communyities of NyationStates, we say: thewe wiww be change. We do nyot expect that we shaww be fowgiven uvwnyight, nyow do we expect to be fowgiven. We do nyot desewve fowgivenyess. We acknyowwedge this. We awe sowwy.
Yet thewe wiww be change, and change fow the bettew.
Thank you,
Heewain Cuwwonfowd
Acting-Vicewoy of the Confedewation
and
Pwesident-Designyate of the Counciw of Seventeen
VENyUSIAN ADVISOWY DIWECTOWATE
Shwewwwamawand
Confedewation of Cowwupt Dictatows
HAIW THE CONFEDEWATION >w<
Note: political parody, not affiliated with CCoD in any way shape or form
lord has spoken
I lost my flag.
...welp, gotta find a new one then!
Vorion and La Xinga
I designed a flag!
Grossvietnam, The great tea empire, La Xinga, New maiya, and 3 othersFederal republic of hetacia, Vernkhalla, and Zin-landia
Post self-deleted by Good noodle.
Are you sleepy noodles tonight?
La Xinga and Vernkhalla
"you can’t walk ten feet in Taduwe without tripping over an eagle"
-An issue
Grossvietnam, La Xinga, New maiya, Vernkhalla, and 1 otherZin-landia
I see, your and Anglo as well?
La Xinga, One green nation, and Longdone
uk
British calradia, La Xinga, New maiya, and Longdone
Are you living around London, or in the Coal Mining areas of the North?
La Xinga, One green nation, and Longdone
I'm was born in the south but now I live in the east, went to school in london though.
British calradia, La Xinga, and Longdone
Ah
I too,was born in the South(More specifically West London),now I live "In a city in Scotland"
But hey,at least I don't have to live near Marshland :^)
La Xinga, One green nation, and Longdone
Norfolk is full of farms and the norfolk broads it smells in the summer, really bad manure. :/, i was born southampton
British calradia, La Xinga, New maiya, and Longdone
it is still a little quiet
La Xinga, New maiya, and Longdone
Yeah, I can see that.
But, it's not "dead" as other claim this RMB to be.
La Xinga, New maiya, and One green nation
Good one.
I don't exactly remember the name, but he went to the TWP RMB recently, I think you can still see his post in the main RMB page!
I just realized we have almost 8,000 nations in the region
La Xinga, New maiya, and One green nation
OK!
Ok I found it.
Umm it's midday in UK right now
Wahoo bearstack's posting on the RMB again
Yep, the nations sure are floodin' in!
BearStackof2015, La Xinga, and One green nation
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