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Oh, it is a subordinate. So if u want, I shall make one.
Karatol-Advenra and Joao 3005
Hello
Zukchiva, Grossvietnam, Joao 3005, and Darkspawnerreich
pus
I'm thinking up my SW duology or trilogy further. It's definitely better than the trash trilogy of recent days, I think
Zukchiva, Joao 3005, and Darkspawnerreich
donald no
the fake hand market's gonna explode now and its all your damn fault
Stellar Colonies, Danelaw Scandinavia, Dreamersistan, Joao 3005, and 1 otherDarkspawnerreich
If you like that, you should play the new walking simulator that came out a few months ago. Much fun there is in walking!
Talitoa, Pakitsk, Danelaw Scandinavia, Dreamersistan, and 2 othersJoao 3005, and Darkspawnerreich
;-;
Brethren, Joao 3005, and Darkspawnerreich
You are... a small handed individual..
You are part of... the democrapic fake news MEDIA...
SAD!!
We're gonna be winning, folks, we're winning SO MUCH.. MTEPGaaaa*!
* Make TEP Garbage Again
Ooh, isn't THAT nice.. here we see EK, one of the millionayahs and billionayahs, trying to tell us to be quiet.. While they and the 1 percent are looting every nation that should have a minimun war-age of 15 bucks... We have... to change.. our system..
Premiums on posts... GONE!
Special lobbyist viziers.. GONE!
Leather skinned overlords.. GONE!
Zukchiva, Joao 3005, and Darkspawnerreich
I'm gonna build a HUGE WALL! And make the South Pacific pay for it! I'm gonna create jobs and make huge towers!
Dreamersistan, Joao 3005, and Galactic Powers
You sound like a 4-year old with a LEGO set
Aka trump
So
Well done
<smacks u>
Zukchiva, Brethren, Joao 3005, Darkspawnerreich, and 1 otherGalactic Powers
Good day, kids.
Joao 3005, Darkspawnerreich, and Galactic Powers
=EST. MAY 31ST, 2019=
Welcome to El Valsora Times, the RMB's only quick recap for the most important/interesting roleplays! This dispatch is to give a tiny bit of information about this bulleting, as well as a place for you to access previous resources easily!
Because I'm not wasting my factbook space for a news bulletin that may have more than 40 issues before its end. (If not more.)
Paper Breakdown
What each part of the current bulletin are about.
World News By Continent: This section gives you, the reader, highlights on the current going-ons on the world of Valsora. It is separated by which continent the specific piece of news is occurring on.
Highlights can include invasions, coups, terrorist attacks, festivals, weddings, international summits, and other events that can concern many Valsoran nations!
Out of Character News: This is news pertaining to Valsora as well, but specifically about happenings and going-ons that are not occurring in roleplay. This can include changes of East Pacifican law that affect the RMB, festivals that pertain to roleplay, opening/closing of alternate Valsora roleplays, and other events.
Activity Meter: A meter ranging from 1-9, with 1 being no activity at all, to 9 being extremely fast activity. Valsora generally has an activity level of 4-7 as of June 1st, 2019. This section will also offer a (possible) explanation for the activity levels of Valsora.
The topics banned for advertising are recruitment advertisements for other regions, and/or in-character advertisements for any roleplay entity (excludes NS Gameplay and NS Government Roleplay).
If you're confused about this, simply send me a telegram and I'll tell you if your advertisement is acceptable or not.
Endnotes: This section is usually spoilered. It's basically just information needed to make known to the readers, specific for that issue. ^_^
Frequently Asked Questions
- How often will this be updated?
In all honesty, I do not know. It simply depends on how much I have been paying attention to Valsora's roleplay, and thus how much news I know about.
So to answer the question... we'll see what happens.
What People Say about El Valsora Times
Totally Not Edited + No Context!
Felter- This is amazing.
Shavara- ...it's awesome!
Usualstan- Ooooh.
New Wisconsin Empire- *applaudes good journalism*
Fraxhemark- Love it.
If you wish for me to remove your "quote", simply reach out to me and I'll remove it.
Quick Notes
- If you wish to copy this bulletin, feel free to do so! However, you MUST credit me somehow. It doesn't have to be immediately apparent, but someone should be able to find it if they go searching for it.
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About Me
Mah name is Zukchiva! I'm currently a highschooler somewhere in the Western Hemishpere of Earth!
I've been in the East Pacific for my entire time in NS, which, as of now, is around a year and a half. I hold a few government positions and have served TEP for some time. I use this nation for both TEP's forum roleplay and Valsora. :)
I have many friends on this site, and I love all of them. I would do a list, but I'd forget someone and some people would be hurt at not being included. (On the forget someone part, I have a few friends who disappear for long periods of time, so I forget to add them since their names aren't prominent in my mind.)
My favorite region is obviously TEP, with UDS being runner-up. (I've been ambassador there for a long while, and the Discord community is pretty awesome, if inactive.)
Anyone have any comments on this piece of journalism so that I may add it in? :>
Shavara, Dreamersistan, New union of sovereign soviet republics, Karatol-Advenra, and 3 othersJoao 3005, Darkspawnerreich, and Galactic Powers
Sure, we can do that, but I'll pause everytime I decide to make a response to Duk.
I liek it
will respond later
Dreamersistan, The angel of charity, Kianhua, Joao 3005, and 1 otherDarkspawnerreich
My comment is that it's not May 31st 2019 anymore,
Get r3kt updated boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Zukchiva, Joao 3005, and Darkspawnerreich
Guilty as char-
I mean, Wrong
Oh, Mr Trump.. This is.. uttah howagwash.. You <points> are the one meeting dictatus and monstus.. Trump is best friends.. with Kim.... Jon.... UN..
Is it wrowang to want health cayah for everyone? Guilty
Is it wrowang to want everybody in America not have to do 2 or 3 jobs to survive? Guilty
Is it wrowang to want good paying jobs and a minimum wage of 15 bucks an howa? Then I'm guilty
Of wanting nothing mowah, than a fayah and compassionate USA. Thank you
Me: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Why didn't you use the bathroom during lunch?
Bathroom during lunch: A Satanic ritual.
Zukchiva, Grossvietnam, Kianhua, Joao 3005, and 1 otherDarkspawnerreich
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