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Dreamersistan wrote:<kicks DarKspawnerreich and Aivintis's asses just for fun>

GET WRITING! War's broken on RMB again and you two are so quiet!

orly

Joao 3005 and DarKspawnerreich

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Btw GV, ive seen you make lots of Cool factbooks about ur Military, but ive noticed something, you Never made a Factbook about the GVFK, which is a bit weird since ive seen you Use them multiple Times, but if you do have a Factbook about them, where?

Oh, it is a subordinate. So if u want, I shall make one.

Karatol-Advenra and Joao 3005

Ode to joy music

Hello

Ode to joy music wrote:Hello

Sup

Dreamersistan, Joao 3005, and Ode to joy music

DarKspawnerreich wrote:Sup

pus

I'm thinking up my SW duology or trilogy further. It's definitely better than the trash trilogy of recent days, I think

Zukchiva, Joao 3005, and DarKspawnerreich

Stellar Colonies wrote:People say I have the smallest hands, they’re all wrong wrong, I have the biggest hands, the most beautiful hands, people compliment me on my hands, I’m told “Donald, what moisturizer do you use, your hands are so soft and beautiful”, I tell ‘em I just use the best moisturizer, the best kind to make your hands nice and beautiful, and shiny too, I use my beautiful hands like mirrors in the morning when I am readying for a campaign speech for my next term, it’ll be my best term yet, lots of great big stuff happening in the next years, it’ll be fantastic...

Edit: This does not reflect on my politics, just as an aside.

donald no

the fake hand market's gonna explode now and its all your damn fault

Zukchiva wrote:donald no

the fake hand market's gonna explode now and its all your damn fault

Silence Zukie Sanders

Dreamersistan and Joao 3005

Dreamersistan wrote:haLF LIfe is amazing. Just amazing.

By the Talitoa and the Pakitsk its good gaming

And I think this is the first game that really makes use of the power of modeling our heads and hands and fingers in the VR world. It's really heartening. I think I might get into games more, if we have more stuff like this.

If you like that, you should play the new walking simulator that came out a few months ago. Much fun there is in walking!

Brethren wrote:Dude, this isn't permanent, I'm just not active rn because *oof ouch bone hurting seizure noises.* Quit yer Mibano-whining.

;-;

Brethren, Joao 3005, and DarKspawnerreich

Zukchiva wrote:donald no

the fake hand market's gonna explode now and its all your damn fault

You are... a small handed individual..
You are part of... the democrapic fake news MEDIA...
SAD!!

We're gonna be winning, folks, we're winning SO MUCH.. MTEPGaaaa*!

* Make TEP Garbage Again

DarKspawnerreich wrote:Silence Zukie Sanders

Ooh, isn't THAT nice.. here we see EK, one of the millionayahs and billionayahs, trying to tell us to be quiet.. While they and the 1 percent are looting every nation that should have a minimun war-age of 15 bucks... We have... to change.. our system..

Premiums on posts... GONE!
Special lobbyist viziers.. GONE!
Leather skinned overlords.. GONE!

Zukchiva, Joao 3005, and DarKspawnerreich

<disconnects Zukchiva's internet and gibs to Brethren for extra entertainment>

Joao 3005 and DarKspawnerreich

Dreamersistan wrote:You are... a small handed individual..
You are part of... the democrapic fake news MEDIA...
SAD!!

We're gonna be winning, folks, we're winning SO MUCH.. MTEPGaaaa*!

* Make TEP Garbage Again

Ooh, isn't THAT nice.. here we see EK, one of the millionayahs and billionayahs, trying to tell us to be quiet.. While they and the 1 percent are looting every nation that should have a minimun war-age of 15 bucks... We have... to change.. our system..

Premiums on posts... GONE!
Special lobbyist viziers.. GONE!
Leather skinned overlords.. GONE!

I'm gonna build a HUGE WALL! And make the South Pacific pay for it! I'm gonna create jobs and make huge towers!

DarKspawnerreich wrote:I'm gonna build a HUGE WALL! And make the South Pacific pay for it! I'm gonna create jobs and make huge towers!

You sound like a 4-year old with a LEGO set

Aka trump

So

Well done

<smacks u>

Good day, kids.

EL VALSORA TIMES
=EST. MAY 31ST, 2019=

Welcome to El Valsora Times, the RMB's only quick recap for the most important/interesting roleplays! This dispatch is to give a tiny bit of information about this bulleting, as well as a place for you to access previous resources easily!

Because I'm not wasting my factbook space for a news bulletin that may have more than 40 issues before its end. (If not more.)


Paper Breakdown
What each part of the current bulletin are about.

World News By Continent: This section gives you, the reader, highlights on the current going-ons on the world of Valsora. It is separated by which continent the specific piece of news is occurring on.

Highlights can include invasions, coups, terrorist attacks, festivals, weddings, international summits, and other events that can concern many Valsoran nations!

Out of Character News: This is news pertaining to Valsora as well, but specifically about happenings and going-ons that are not occurring in roleplay. This can include changes of East Pacifican law that affect the RMB, festivals that pertain to roleplay, opening/closing of alternate Valsora roleplays, and other events.

Activity Meter: A meter ranging from 1-9, with 1 being no activity at all, to 9 being extremely fast activity. Valsora generally has an activity level of 4-7 as of June 1st, 2019. This section will also offer a (possible) explanation for the activity levels of Valsora.

The topics banned for advertising are recruitment advertisements for other regions, and/or in-character advertisements for any roleplay entity (excludes NS Gameplay and NS Government Roleplay).

If you're confused about this, simply send me a telegram and I'll tell you if your advertisement is acceptable or not.

Endnotes: This section is usually spoilered. It's basically just information needed to make known to the readers, specific for that issue. ^_^


Frequently Asked Questions

- How often will this be updated?
In all honesty, I do not know. It simply depends on how much I have been paying attention to Valsora's roleplay, and thus how much news I know about.

So to answer the question... we'll see what happens.


Previous Issues


What People Say about El Valsora Times
Totally Not Edited + No Context!

Felter- This is amazing.
Shavara- ...it's awesome!
Usualstan- Ooooh.
New Wisconsin Empire- *applaudes good journalism*
Fraxhemark- Love it.

If you wish for me to remove your "quote", simply reach out to me and I'll remove it.


Quick Notes

- If you wish to copy this bulletin, feel free to do so! However, you MUST credit me somehow. It doesn't have to be immediately apparent, but someone should be able to find it if they go searching for it.

And only use it as a TEMPLATE, which means your "copy" can be organized similarly to mine, but the EXACT CONTENT must be different.

- Unless it's complimenting the bulleting, please send suggestions, comments you wanna see on the issues, and/or news you wish to add by TG. If you don't send it by TG, I may send it. Or I may forget and not add it to the issue, which is why TGs are preferable.

- Unless I give someone permission to use this exact bulletin, this is the ONLY "El Valsora Times" to exist. If someone else is using THIS EXACT FACTBOOK, or an EXACT REPLICA of one of my issues, please report it to me or the mods. NationStates gives ownership of dispatches and factbooks to the people who write them, so someone who copies your dispatches/factbooks without your consent is plagiarizing. :D


About Me

Mah name is Zukchiva! I'm currently a highschooler somewhere in the Western Hemishpere of Earth!

I've been in the East Pacific for my entire time in NS, which, as of now, is around a year and a half. I hold a few government positions and have served TEP for some time. I use this nation for both TEP's forum roleplay and Valsora. :)

I have many friends on this site, and I love all of them. I would do a list, but I'd forget someone and some people would be hurt at not being included. (On the forget someone part, I have a few friends who disappear for long periods of time, so I forget to add them since their names aren't prominent in my mind.)

My favorite region is obviously TEP, with UDS being runner-up. (I've been ambassador there for a long while, and the Discord community is pretty awesome, if inactive.)

Read dispatch

Anyone have any comments on this piece of journalism so that I may add it in? :>

Shavara, Dreamersistan, New union of sovereign soviet republics, Karatol-Advenra, and 3 othersJoao 3005, DarKspawnerreich, and Galactic Powers

Zukchiva wrote:
EL VALSORA TIMES
=EST. MAY 31ST, 2019=

Welcome to El Valsora Times, the RMB's only quick recap for the most important/interesting roleplays! This dispatch is to give a tiny bit of information about this bulleting, as well as a place for you to access previous resources easily!

Because I'm not wasting my factbook space for a news bulletin that may have more than 40 issues before its end. (If not more.)


Paper Breakdown
What each part of the current bulletin are about.

World News By Continent: This section gives you, the reader, highlights on the current going-ons on the world of Valsora. It is separated by which continent the specific piece of news is occurring on.

Highlights can include invasions, coups, terrorist attacks, festivals, weddings, international summits, and other events that can concern many Valsoran nations!

Out of Character News: This is news pertaining to Valsora as well, but specifically about happenings and going-ons that are not occurring in roleplay. This can include changes of East Pacifican law that affect the RMB, festivals that pertain to roleplay, opening/closing of alternate Valsora roleplays, and other events.

Activity Meter: A meter ranging from 1-9, with 1 being no activity at all, to 9 being extremely fast activity. Valsora generally has an activity level of 4-7 as of June 1st, 2019. This section will also offer a (possible) explanation for the activity levels of Valsora.

The topics banned for advertising are recruitment advertisements for other regions, and/or in-character advertisements for any roleplay entity (excludes NS Gameplay and NS Government Roleplay).

If you're confused about this, simply send me a telegram and I'll tell you if your advertisement is acceptable or not.

Endnotes: This section is usually spoilered. It's basically just information needed to make known to the readers, specific for that issue. ^_^


Frequently Asked Questions

- How often will this be updated?
In all honesty, I do not know. It simply depends on how much I have been paying attention to Valsora's roleplay, and thus how much news I know about.

So to answer the question... we'll see what happens.


Previous Issues


What People Say about El Valsora Times
Totally Not Edited + No Context!

Felter- This is amazing.
Shavara- ...it's awesome!
Usualstan- Ooooh.
New Wisconsin Empire- *applaudes good journalism*
Fraxhemark- Love it.

If you wish for me to remove your "quote", simply reach out to me and I'll remove it.


Quick Notes

- If you wish to copy this bulletin, feel free to do so! However, you MUST credit me somehow. It doesn't have to be immediately apparent, but someone should be able to find it if they go searching for it.

And only use it as a TEMPLATE, which means your "copy" can be organized similarly to mine, but the EXACT CONTENT must be different.

- Unless it's complimenting the bulleting, please send suggestions, comments you wanna see on the issues, and/or news you wish to add by TG. If you don't send it by TG, I may send it. Or I may forget and not add it to the issue, which is why TGs are preferable.

- Unless I give someone permission to use this exact bulletin, this is the ONLY "El Valsora Times" to exist. If someone else is using THIS EXACT FACTBOOK, or an EXACT REPLICA of one of my issues, please report it to me or the mods. NationStates gives ownership of dispatches and factbooks to the people who write them, so someone who copies your dispatches/factbooks without your consent is plagiarizing. :D


About Me

Mah name is Zukchiva! I'm currently a highschooler somewhere in the Western Hemishpere of Earth!

I've been in the East Pacific for my entire time in NS, which, as of now, is around a year and a half. I hold a few government positions and have served TEP for some time. I use this nation for both TEP's forum roleplay and Valsora. :)

I have many friends on this site, and I love all of them. I would do a list, but I'd forget someone and some people would be hurt at not being included. (On the forget someone part, I have a few friends who disappear for long periods of time, so I forget to add them since their names aren't prominent in my mind.)

My favorite region is obviously TEP, with UDS being runner-up. (I've been ambassador there for a long while, and the Discord community is pretty awesome, if inactive.)

Read dispatch

Anyone have any comments on this piece of journalism so that I may add it in? :>

My comment is that it's not May 31st 2019 anymore,

Get r3kt updated boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Zukchiva, Joao 3005, and DarKspawnerreich

Dreamersistan wrote:You sound like a 4-year old with a LEGO set

Aka trump

So

Well done

<smacks u>

Dreamer is a socialist communist who wishes to establish a North Korean like dictatorship! He wants to open our borders and let gangs and drugs enter our country!

Dreamersistan and Joao 3005

DarKspawnerreich wrote:Dreamer is a socialist communist who wishes to establish a North Korean like dictatorship! He wants to open our borders and let gangs and drugs enter our country!

Dreamersistan, is this true?

Upper saust latiegebestica

Dreamersistan wrote:pus

I'm thinking up my SW duology or trilogy further. It's definitely better than the trash trilogy of recent days, I think

Just had a dream I started in a fourth trilogy. And it was good.

Joao 3005

DarKspawnerreich wrote:Dreamer is a socialist communist who wishes to establish a North Korean like dictatorship! He wants to open our borders and let gangs and drugs enter our country!

Guilty as char-

I mean, Wrong

Oh, Mr Trump.. This is.. uttah howagwash.. You <points> are the one meeting dictatus and monstus.. Trump is best friends.. with Kim.... Jon.... UN..

Is it wrowang to want health cayah for everyone? Guilty

Is it wrowang to want everybody in America not have to do 2 or 3 jobs to survive? Guilty

Is it wrowang to want good paying jobs and a minimum wage of 15 bucks an howa? Then I'm guilty

Of wanting nothing mowah, than a fayah and compassionate USA. Thank you

Joao 3005 and DarKspawnerreich

Dreamersistan wrote:Guilty as char-

I mean, Wrong

Oh, Mr Trump.. This is.. uttah howagwash.. You <points> are the one meeting dictatus and monstus.. Trump is best friends.. with Kim.... Jon.... UN..

Is it wrowang to want health cayah for everyone? Guilty

Is it wrowang to want everybody in America not have to do 2 or 3 jobs to survive? Guilty

Is it wrowang to want good paying jobs and a minimum wage of 15 bucks an howa? Then I'm guilty

Of wanting nothing mowah, than a fayah and compassionate USA. Thank you

Lies! I am one of the greatest Presidents in US history as of late! You simply want an anarchic society where no one has to work!

Dreamersistan and Joao 3005

DarKspawnerreich wrote:Lies! I am one of the greatest Presidents in US history as of late! You simply want an anarchic society where no one has to work!

<beep>

You used words Trump wouldn't know in 7 lifetimes

YOU LOSE!

<USA is now a communist paradise where everybody prints free money at home and enjoy TikTok 22 hours a day while workplaces become decrepit buildings where jungle animals have set up base>

Kianhua, Joao 3005, and DarKspawnerreich

Me: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Why didn't you use the bathroom during lunch?

Bathroom during lunch: A Satanic ritual.

Zukchiva, Grossvietnam, Kianhua, Joao 3005, and 1 otherDarKspawnerreich

Dreamersistan wrote:<beep>

You used words Trump wouldn't know in 7 lifetimes

YOU LOSE!

<USA is now a communist paradise where everybody prints free money at home and enjoy TikTok 22 hours a day while workplaces become decrepit buildings where jungle animals have set up base>

NOOOOOOO

*Trump's wall proceeds to fall on me*

Dreamersistan and Joao 3005

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