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Las anod wrote:of course i want to join. Who is in charge of adding nations?

Valsoran Cartographers

TG them after photoshopping your claim onto the map, and tell them that's were you want to be.

Just... please leave that one particular island in Nonscio alone because that southernmost one in that sea is supposed to be mine but something got lost in translation...

Las anod and The angel of charity

Las anod wrote:of course i want to join. Who is in charge of adding nations?

Wait, LAS ANOD?!

Las anod and The Death Syndicate

New union of sovereign soviet republics

Shavara wrote:Wait, LAS ANOD?!

Yes he’s back

Shavara, Las anod, and The Death Syndicate

Shavara wrote:Wait, LAS ANOD?!

IDK who he rweally is, but new fwiend for me.
*happy trader gas mask noises*

Shavara and Las anod

New union of sovereign soviet republics

The Death Syndicate wrote:IDK who he rweally is, but new fwiend for me.
*happy trader gas mask noises*

*incoherant boogaloo noises*

Shavara wrote:Wait, LAS ANOD?!

*walks away from a burning car that explodes cinematicaly* Yes its me baby
lol hey Shav. Heard you are at war with Charity.

Shavara, The angel of charity, and The Death Syndicate

Las anod wrote:*walks away from a burning car that explodes cinematicaly* Yes its me baby
lol hey Shav. Heard you are at war with Charity.

Yes, I am.

Las anod and The Death Syndicate

New union of sovereign soviet republics wrote:*incoherant boogaloo noises*

*ptsd to the fact that I am pretty much Valsoran Italy on Floridian crack*
We don't talk about this.

New union of sovereign soviet republics

Oxes republic wrote:The mods said in any non-player created region or advertisement freindly.

MODS SAY, REGION OFFICERS ALSO SAY.

Kianhua wrote:page=dispatch/id=1340182
Updated, fixed somethings and explained the computations. I also would like to get the opinions and critiques of
The RP Officers:
The angel of charity
Shavara
Nova-columbia

And honorable pings for
Zukchiva
Volinovia
Valsoran international court of justice

I'm still an rp officer lmao

and sure it works I guess, just I don't want to encourage the usage of NS stats. People should use their own stats for this.

Shavara, The angel of charity, Volinovia, The Death Syndicate, and 1 otherKianhua

Shavara wrote:Yes, I am.

What are you fighting about?
Also heard that OU is now democratic. (nkt) what has the world come to?

Las anod wrote:What are you fighting about?
Also heard that OU is now democratic. (nkt) what has the world come to?

At least he still hates commies

Las anod and Dreamersistan

Las anod wrote:What are you fighting about?
Also heard that OU is now democratic. (nkt) what has the world come to?

I'm fighting to minimize the threat of Charity and to make them never grow again.

And OU collapsed, he went back to RP with a new (or revived) account Talixhana, but he never posted in about 13 days.

Las anod and The Death Syndicate

The Death Syndicate wrote:At least he still hates commies

Mobilizes Red Panda Army to claw u into itty bitty socialist piecyies

The Death Syndicate wrote:At least he still hates commies

Well thats a relief aint it

Shavara wrote:I'm fighting to minimize the threat of Charity and to make them never grow again.

And OU collapsed, he went back to RP with a new (or revived) account Talixhana, but he never posted in about 13 days.

Hmmm, hope you win the war. Balance of power must be maintained
also how bad is my luck that OU disappears when i come back.

Shavara, The angel of charity, Volinovia, and The Death Syndicate

Shavara wrote:I'm fighting to minimize the threat of Charity and to make them never grow again.

And OU collapsed, he went back to RP with a new (or revived) account Talixhana, but he never posted in about 13 days.

I inherited nothing other than the things I already bought that I am now going to reverse engineer.

I actually don't care about lack of inheritance, just as long as I can blow sh!t up and make rough equivalents of what I bought then I am fine.

Dreamersistan wrote:Mobilizes Red Panda Army to claw u into itty bitty socialist piecyies

Chops down all forests with Capitalistic intent

Shavara and Dreamersistan

The Death Syndicate wrote:Chops down all forests with Capitalistic intent

<They regrow instantly by the power of the Greta and skewer you like a shish kabab>

Darkspawnerreich

The Death Syndicate wrote:....
Sure, why not.
You start off so I know what I am supposed to be doing

Deep underground in one of the Syndicate government's hidden labs:

Elevator doors open and out walk several scientists. On one side are "Lang", "Klopfer", and "Dahmen". And on the other are "Mark", "Eitzen", and "Kant". At the head of both groups is a semi-elderly looking man with a demonic grin etched on his face. He's being briefed by his fellow scientists on some recent experiment. As for who he was he simply went by "Doctor. M". M gave an aura of superiority and narcissism, empty but sadistic look present in his eyes, and his right hand was violently gripping a briefcase he had with him.

8^P This is the part where your sick mind comes up with an experiment they did on a neko and how he's been affected, make sure he's still alive.

Dreamersistan and The Death Syndicate

Darkspawnerreich wrote:Deep underground in one of the Syndicate government's hidden labs:

Elevator doors open and out walk several scientists. On one side are "Lang", "Klopfer", and "Dahmen". And on the other are "Mark", "Eitzen", and "Kant". At the head of both groups is a semi-elderly looking man with a demonic grin etched on his face. He's being briefed by his fellow scientists on some recent experiment. As for who he was he simply went by "Doctor. M". M gave an aura of superiority and narcissism, empty but sadistic look present in his eyes, and his right hand was violently gripping a briefcase he had with him.

8^P This is the part where your sick mind comes up with an experiment they did on a neko and how he's been affected, make sure he's still alive.

<cooks and eats ur tail>

( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

The Death Syndicate and Darkspawnerreich

Zukchiva wrote:I'm still an rp officer lmao

and sure it works I guess, just I don't want to encourage the usage of NS stats. People should use their own stats for this.

Ah, fixed that for ye. Added an important note in the very top part of the dispatch.

Also, hi Las anod. I too am a United States.

Kianhua wrote:page=dispatch/id=1340182
Updated, fixed somethings and explained the computations. I also would like to get the opinions and critiques of
The RP Officers:
[nation]The Angel of Charity[/naton]
[nation]Shavara[/natio]
[nation]Nova-Columbia[nation]

And honorable pings for
[nation]Zukchiva[/natin]
[nation]Volinovia[/natin]
nation]Valsoran International Court of Justice[/nation]

It looks good to me.

Kianhua and Darkspawnerreich

Las anod wrote:Well thats a relief aint itHmmm, hope you win the war. Balance of power must be maintained
also how bad is my luck that OU disappears when i come back.

Oh, btw in the convoluted lore of my back story, I am descended from Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, who is descended from OU, but the people who fled from EK during the templar era who founded me got enslaved by nekos, but then fought some warfare that was a mix of WW1 and also the Middle East with the help of some germanic crime syndicates (hence syndicate, I am not a socialist), in a conflict so brutal that my capital is built over craters that were filled with dead and massacred nekos.

Eventually I was brought back into OU's fold, and then he... collapsed and so now I am with unkle Kampf... but still with my own ambitions.

Darkspawnerreich wrote:Deep underground in one of the Syndicate government's hidden labs:

Elevator doors open and out walk several scientists. On one side are "Lang", "Klopfer", and "Dahmen". And on the other are "Mark", "Eitzen", and "Kant". At the head of both groups is a semi-elderly looking man with a demonic grin etched on his face. He's being briefed by his fellow scientists on some recent experiment. As for who he was he simply went by "Doctor. M". M gave an aura of superiority and narcissism, empty but sadistic look present in his eyes, and his right hand was violently gripping a briefcase he had with him.

8^P This is the part where your sick mind comes up with an experiment they did on a neko and how he's been affected, make sure he's still alive.

OOC: My specialty

M approaches an armored bulkhead, where TIB wrath walkers open a blast door for him to pass.
Inside a small, enclosed room, sits a Neko.
A Neko who has been subject to brutal torture and re-education.
Said re-education consisted of a piece of propaganda being shown;
If it was pro-TDS and Empire, the Neko was given a ration pack.
If it was pro-Communist or anti-TDS, the Neko was brutally whipped until its entire back was dripping with blood.
This was continued for 6 years, until now.
Now, Doc M was here, with a briefcase filled with drugs.
Meth, Steroids, and opioids.
All in low quantity, but high quality and density.
All of which would be injected into the Neko, now a soulless husk, simultaneously.
The Neko began convulsing and it's eyes rolled back.
When it stopped having seizures, it simply stayed sitting there, breathing with slow, measured breaths.
Another armored door opened, and a recently captured and "uneducated" Neko was brought in, and with a glint of glee in his eyes, Doc M spoke.
"Kill Him".
The Neko in the chair, now souped up on drugs, broke his restraints and leapt at the subject, brutally beating him into a pulp with his bare, furry fists.
Doc M walked out of the room as the armored doors shut, leaving the Neko to pulverize the Neko-punching bag.
As far as he was concerned, it was a resounding success.

Zukchiva, Las anod, and Darkspawnerreich

Darkspawnerreich

Nobody:

Some fat chick from a tv show my sister's watching: I hOpE yOu GeT cAnCeR

Shavara, Dreamersistan, and The Death Syndicate

Darkspawnerreich wrote:Nobody:

Some fat chick from a tv show my sister's watching: I hOpE yOu GeT cAnCeR

...
Maybe you are too sober, you are seeing a beached whale talking...

Wiranath, Dreamersistan, and Darkspawnerreich

One green nation

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