The East PacificBoard

Calption wrote:

*Puts down pistol*
here is 4 COOKIES

Thank you human. *Absorbs them*

Serkin wrote:

?

"It is a pleasure to meet you, sir." 'Guardian' said, saluting Captain Jacob. "We were informed your ship appeared in our radars some moments ago."

Jacob looked through his pocket, after a few second he pulled out a lighter and a cigar, with a quick movement of his fingers, the cigar was lit. He placed it in his mouth, puffed and began talking. "Ah, yes. Our ship got lost in a storm."

Kampf Empire wrote:

You do not understand negotiations.

In return for 1/3 of the land.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:

So I see the negotiations were short.

Not finished on my side.

Sarvente fnf wrote:

Ok I'll give you 1 million asteroids (From an crazy deal i had with The american anarchist empire)

You purchased that much, so I'm not crazy.

Kampf Empire wrote:

Alright. So I have two wars right now to look at.

The Sminishian War is about to get violent, [nation]Serkin[nation], status on the subjugation of Entolia?

_{Don't tell me you're going to use Serkin on Smin, don't tell me you're going to use Serkin on Smin, don't-}

Okay.

Blobon wrote:

Indeed the being does not.

know I, o N

AuthRight Authoritarianism wrote:

Anyway how are ya?

Decent. Practiced how to drive.

Estande wrote:

I know you're gonna say no, but can I get Entolia?

Inb4 Kampf says something worse than 'no'.

Calption wrote:

Here is a fruit
*throws an orange at you*

*Gets absorb in a flash*

Shavara wrote:

ono!
(/;-;)/

May you be Pope?

Shavara wrote:

Decent. Practiced how to drive.

Niiiice.

Shavara wrote:

Giving it to you entirely, no. Making an Estander leader claim all of Unistan, yes.

Wait we can do that?

So I can make a claim as a Valsoran Israel?

AuthRight Authoritarianism wrote:

Niiiice.

Wait we can do that?

So I can make a claim as a Valsoran Israel?

I don't really know if Valsora ever had it's own version of Israel. Like Pakitsk said, not everything needs to be an equivalent of real life nations.